Smile everyone!

[u/Synfinium]

[u/rabidwolf86]

Have you said thank you today?!

[u/Good_Spray4434 → u/rabidwolf86]

Thank you

[u/peemao → u/Good_Spray4434]

Thank you

[u/Icy_Ground1637 → u/peemao]

Market is up today must be all the people buy in for the big short in 2 days

[u/Icy_Ground1637 → u/Icy_Ground1637]

But tesla is still down lol 😂

[u/BRK_B94 → u/Icy_Ground1637]

Red Tesla is my new antidepressant

[u/Paahl68 → u/BRK_B94]

You’re a huge jerk!

[u/RUOFFURTROLLEH → u/Paahl68]

So very mean, Who would ever insult someone online and hurt my stock price?

[u/wxwx2012 → u/RUOFFURTROLLEH]

Empathy = weakness

[u/yermawsbackhoe → u/RUOFFURTROLLEH]

What an evil redditor. What an evil comment.

[u/wangchungyoon → u/Paahl68]

He has the charisma of a pre-teen child lol 

[u/Cheyena_ruSSia_uSSa → u/Paahl68]

Must be one of them LIEberal Nasty canajiuns that ar gawd king allwaze takin abaowt!! A ding dangdoo, uh wawsh muhself with a rayug awna stiyuk, a hyuk ahyuk ahyuk.

[u/eij1988 → u/Icy_Ground1637]

Well you are definitely going to hell. According to Elon people deriving joy from Tesla stock going down is “pure evil”. (Him deriving joy from making tens of thousands of people redundant is fine though.)

[u/Pulte4janitor → u/Icy_Ground1637]

That’s just christmas! Love seeing Tesla lose.

[u/Careless-Focus-947 → u/Pulte4janitor]

Too bad it’s up 5% today. Hope you’re all ok.

[u/AsyncEntity → u/peemao]

Thank you

[u/Oprah_Pwnfrey → u/rabidwolf86]

I would actually like to Thank Trump today. He has managed to unite Canada and Canadians, in a way I thought I would never see. What beautiful thing to witness(The unity, not Trump, he is not a beautiful thing to witness).

[u/bdone2012 → u/Oprah_Pwnfrey]

I think we need aliens to land for the US to get united. And that would only work if the aliens were total dickheads and didn’t try to play us off each other.

[u/Frogtoadrat → u/Oprah_Pwnfrey]

Albertans are still trumpers, sorry.

[u/Stleaveland1 → u/rabidwolf86]

Hold on, let me put on my suit first.

[u/Vanhouzer → u/rabidwolf86]

Too much Winning 🏆

[u/Ok_buddabudda2 → u/rabidwolf86]

Thank you today

[u/derpycheetah → u/rabidwolf86]

Don't tell me what to do do you even own a suit??

[u/NoRespect6365 → u/rabidwolf86]

Yes I said, many time

[u/Maximum_External5513 → u/rabidwolf86]

I have said thank you a lot of times, even today.

[u/dbx999 → u/Maximum_External5513]

Were you even wearing a suit

[u/Maximum_External5513 → u/dbx999]

I do have a suit, yes. It's not as nice as yours, but I have one suit.

[u/Heavy_Push3522 → u/rabidwolf86]

Gracias

[u/SouLamPersonal → u/rabidwolf86]

Thank you. I came in for this comment

[u/independent_thinke]

Dear leader says we are winning

[u/Dull_Wasabi_5610 → u/independent_thinke]

Are you tired of winning yet?

[u/The_Saiyann → u/Dull_Wasabi_5610]

I'd hate to see what his version of losing is

[u/Aleashed → u/The_Saiyann]

🌎💥☢️

[u/Formal_Cake_9129 → u/The_Saiyann]

Death, maybe.

[u/jord839 → u/Formal_Cake_9129]

Sounds preferable, sometimes.

[u/h1rik1 → u/Dull_Wasabi_5610]

Yes. Life was much more enjoyable back then when we were losing.

[u/Rescurc → u/Dull_Wasabi_5610]

Yes Mr. President! I can’t take it anymore! It’s too much!

[u/Hayha2 → u/independent_thinke]

Just read an article titled: "China, South Korea and Japan plan to respond to Trump's tariffs together."

So much winning.

[u/Wanallo221 → u/Hayha2]

If you have those three countries working together on something, you know you fucked up!!

[u/Opster79two → u/Hayha2]

Oh don't worry, he's got Peter Navarro on deck!

[u/Sad-Side-8704 → u/Opster79two]

To tell us all about the big tax break we’re getting 😂😂it would be more funny if it weren’t so fucking dumb.

[u/Opster79two → u/Sad-Side-8704]

Sad

[u/jacqueslepagepro → u/Hayha2]

“No more plastic collectibles, k pop bands, anime or Nintendo games for America till trump says sorry.”

[u/Complete-Wolf303 → u/independent_thinke]

its the big red wave he has always bragged about.

[u/Eagle_eye_Online]

Ah, so this is that "red wave" they were talking about.

[u/twisteroo22 → u/Eagle_eye_Online]

The red wave of death.

[u/Sickashell782 → u/Eagle_eye_Online]

Awwwww snap! I see what you did there 🤙🏽

[u/pos_vibes_only → u/Eagle_eye_Online]

He’s gonna tell his buddies when to put the money back in the market right before he removes the tariffs and acts like a hero

[u/Nice_Put6911]

I remember when this subreddit gargled on republicans nutsacks daily and bashed Kamala.

[u/SeekerOfExperience → u/Nice_Put6911]

I am only in my 30s but have seen this cycle play out more than once (not just on Reddit obviously). Republicans branded themselves as the party of “fiscal responsibility” and it has had amazing staying power despite all of the evidence to the contrary

[u/LayWhere → u/SeekerOfExperience]

His supporters never needed nor wanted evidence

[u/Jacksspecialarrows → u/LayWhere]

His supporters literally can't read

[u/DRKZLNDR → u/Jacksspecialarrows]

Even he literally can't fucking read. The man who sits in the highest seat in the US regularly shits himself in public and can't read. Pathetic.

[u/OneOfAKind2 → u/Jacksspecialarrows]

Or comprehend.

[u/TedTheGreek_Atheos → u/Jacksspecialarrows]

If they could read, they would be so mad at this comment.

[u/Gingevere → u/Jacksspecialarrows]

Obligatory meme 1

Obligatory meme 2

[u/mythrilcrafter → u/SeekerOfExperience]

I'm a particular fan of the cycle picture that was posted over on Fluent In Finance a few days ago describing how Republicans create hostile economic conditions, people vote for democrats to attempt to fix things, people are dissatisfied that it's not being fixed/regrown infinitely at infinitely growing rates, so they vote Republicans back into office...

[u/rdem341 → u/SeekerOfExperience]

It's actually amazing how the data points to them being terrible financially.

[u/MHIREOFFICIAL → u/Nice_Put6911]

now the paid bots have moved on to other jobs

[u/jdave512 → u/MHIREOFFICIAL]

conscripted to fight for the Russian army?

[u/Punty-chan → u/jdave512]

Russia hires bot farms from India nowadays so you might be right.

[u/Better_University727 → u/Punty-chan]

Newspeak:

❎ We hired indian bots to spread propaganda

✅ We are investing into poor region of India, so they could become prosperous nation

[u/Lucky_Accountant_408 → u/MHIREOFFICIAL]

😂😂😂

[u/SoSKatan → u/MHIREOFFICIAL]

They will be back and in greater numbers

[u/haterake → u/SoSKatan]

They walk single file to hide their numbers.

[u/True_Edge1235 → u/haterake]

😂😂😂

[u/Hey648934 → u/MHIREOFFICIAL]

They moved to the FoxNews comment section with their ridiculously well articulated top comment (that other paid bots upvote) Lol.

[u/waspocracy → u/Nice_Put6911]

Easy to gargle when the economy is doing well and the potential it could be better. Then reality smacks them in the face, as it does every time, and they want to go back to "economy is doing well but could be better."

[u/Nice_Put6911 → u/waspocracy]

What could be better than 20% YOY returns on indexes, low unemployment, inflation under control etc lmao republicans are totally insane. Fox News worked magic tricking magats into thinking Bidens economy was in shambles. He inherited trumps PPP loan induced mega inflation and stabilized us post COVID.

[u/Jason1143 → u/Nice_Put6911]

There were and are good reasons why a good stock market is not the only thing that matters. The economy had and continues to have problems, even under Biden.

But Trump has absolutely no plan or desire to fix the problems. He wants to make them worse if anything. They are complex problems with complex solutions.

The thing with Democrats vs Republicans is that most of the bad things I criticize the Dems for the Rs also do, often worse. But there are plenty of bad things that the Rs do that the Dems do not.

[u/digi-artifex → u/Nice_Put6911]

Right? Sort of a comical whiplash looking around this sub since February.

Money does talk...

[u/Alche1428 → u/Nice_Put6911]

The issues with a two party system Is that if you hate one you only have one option left and it is always the clown.

[u/oO_Moloch_Oo]

The Great Recession of 2025, here we come!

[u/m4bwav → u/oO_Moloch_Oo]

This has been one of the few times that a global recession is obvious so early in its inception.

[u/oO_Moloch_Oo → u/m4bwav]

The stock market is a mess. So tempted to just sell everything and keep it in Cash or buy Bonds.

[u/48north → u/oO_Moloch_Oo]

Did that on Friday. All cash until we bottom out in 3 or 4 years.

[u/m4bwav → u/oO_Moloch_Oo]

That's more or less my current strategy too.

[u/kaystared → u/m4bwav]

Because it’s not circumstantial and is literally being intentionally caused lmfao

[u/4thafter3bans]

sO mUCh wiNniNG I cAN't tAke iT aNYmORe

[u/iarecrazyrover]

I guess in a binary world, red is the closest thing to orange

[u/DisappointedInHumany → u/iarecrazyrover]

Who knew that Wall Street was a red state all by itself?

[u/old-wizz]

Hope this is the last time this year, but my money is on gold, lost trust in the market

[u/SelectionOpposite976 → u/old-wizz]

I’m sure just as everybody be is buying ATH gold right now he will call off the tariffs this week and it will dump with money rotating back into equities.

[u/old-wizz → u/SelectionOpposite976]

He finds fun in making other people poor. So you’re probably right

[u/Icy_Ground1637 → u/old-wizz]

Lol 😂 trump is tariffing GOLD not joking 🙃

[u/onarainyafternoon → u/old-wizz]

Or just invest in European stocks.

[u/dfddfsaadaafdssa → u/onarainyafternoon]

That's what I did. I rotated 35% into Asia/Europe/t-bills a couple of weeks ago, which means SP500 will go up.

[u/drawat10paces → u/old-wizz]

It's just April 1st in a few minutes. We got 9 whole months this year, and 36 more months after that. Buckle up broski.

[u/realm313]

Please name 5 things he accomplished for the American people last week!

[u/Safe-Razzmatazz3982 → u/realm313]

Begged Denmark, Finland, Belgium, Latvia and Poland for eggs.

[u/Extension-Thought552]

Teslur! Everything's computer!

[u/Scary_Flamingo_5792]

Are it those today’s numbers in the background?

[u/Malkier3]

It's funny because if we had a wealth tax stocks would still go up and we could actually pay for your doctors visit but that lady laughed weird and was brown so I guess Elon can just kill us in the street.

[u/AsuraNiche93]

Red like Maga hats

[u/Positive_Method3022]

Rich people are still buying while the poor are selling. He is making his friends happy. Most of these companies are still profiting hugs amounts of money

[u/SrS27a]

:)

[u/Large-Awareness7447]

Tbf red is his colour....face paint/used diapers etc...

[u/toxiccortex]

It’s ever previous administration’s fault for all of my actions -DJT

[u/Trantorianus]

Red is bad. In all cases.

[u/HeadStarboard]

I did this!

[u/Vortep1]

Chat are we cooked?

[u/De_Wouter]

So much winning, I can't take it anymore

[u/Independent-Wolf-832]

How did the republicans go from better dead than red to the way they are today?

[u/Worthwhile101]

Maybe his nick name should be Orange Tank! Trumpledorf is such a looser!

[u/VastComplaint8638]

Winner winner chicken dinner $39.95

[u/Manofalltrade]

Is this the red wave they were talking about?

[u/Wooden_Echidna1234]

We could of had someone tackling housing crisis and inflation but instead we have this. But apparently Kamala didnt do enough to end the war in Palestine and shes not a man were valid reasons to not vote for her.

[u/The-Mandalorian]

“If the Dow drops 1,000 points in two days the President should be impeached immediately!” - DJT Nov 2012

[u/F3rrr3t]

Oh nice, I just decided to put some money into etfs for the first time ever today, too.

[u/D_hallucatus]

Make America Gag Again

[u/GaiusCosades]

Bold of you to assume he has the dexterity to hold a phone like this.

[u/spiderminbatmin]

Unfortunately I think crashing the economy is part of the very unthought through plan

[u/nowdontbehasty]

AI trash

[u/Userchickensoup]

Hm... turns out aligning with white supremacy is expensive.

[u/Sharp-Necessary8044]

Is anyone tired of winning?

[u/grant0208]

People voted for this XD

[u/UndevelopedSirius]

Cool

[u/Select-Tea-2560]

Red hat and tie where? FAKE NEWS picture.

[u/EjaculatingAracnids]

Fuckin TSLA still green while ever other stock is in the shitter should tell all you need to know.

[u/stuck_in_the_desert]

I knew I should’ve diversified instead of going 100% in Hedical Supplies

[u/Peripatetictyl]

Schrödinger’s portfolio: if I don’t open it and look, do these red numbers you have shown me apply to my shares?

[u/Sup_94]

Thank you!

[u/Shoddy-Breath-936 → u/Sup_94]

for?

+2,434.91 (+6.15%) past year - Dow Jones.

+368.08 (+7.02%) past year - S&P

+902.46 (+5.50%) past year - Nasdaq Composite

[u/AlarmingAffect0]

An insult to life itself.

[u/thedoc1988]

Went green

[u/Doomsday_Holiday]

Is it great yet? Is it?

[u/melliferum]

“utilitities” nice ai slop

[u/breadexpert69]

I miss Biden

[u/Sea_Bid_3897]

Winning

[u/Ikcenhonorem]

This is maga red.

[u/Enginemancer]

This rendition is entirely too likeable.

[u/saintdemon21]

This is totally AI generated. His hands are too big and his face not orange enough. /s

[u/red286]

The only problem with "buy the dip" is figuring out when we've hit rock bottom.

[u/Warm_Put_1759]

AI SLOP MODS ADD ONE ELECTRON TO EVERY ATOM IN HIS BODY.

[u/FightingJackson]

Maybe this is what they meant by red wave

[u/Snuggly_Hugs]

Well, they do have red as their tribe's color.

[u/Boys4Ever]

Winning🙄

[u/Ishtar-95]

So much winning.

[u/Formal_Cake_9129]

Maybe the true winning is the friends we made along the way.

[u/LARufCTR]

The RED WAVE is here...!!!!!

[u/Any-Ad-446]

I was in the green a month ago and my 2025 gains all gone...A hole.

[u/Ok-Swordfish-9476]

2025 in one image.

[u/ATXGil2L]

Now if we could get y’all to have a memory longer than a goldfish then maybe we can have nice things again.

[u/Fancy-Dig1863]

Happy to see SPY ending green while TSLA ends red. They always use the overall market going down as an excuse for why Tesla is falling, completely ignoring the fact that it’s the most overinflated stock in the world.

[u/OneOfAKind2]

Inmate #P01135809 only looks that good in his dreams.

[u/pancy_delosi]

Too much winning

[u/count_chocul4]

Hand is WAAAAYYYY TOOOO BIG!

[u/begui]

Don't forget folks.. BRKB ... set it and forget it...

[u/Used_Intention6479]

So much whining!

[u/assman69x]

Bigly results

[u/No_Paramedic3551]

Everything is now in the red state! Go meeEEEee!

[u/Rattus-NorvegicUwUs]

WOW THANK YOU SO MUCH WINNING!!

Edit: wait, isn’t the red color the bad one?

[u/NeonsTheory]

Time to say thank you once again

[u/nemoj_biti_budala]

The Dow Jones is at the same level as it was in late October 2024. This meme only works if you have TDS :)

[u/Fast_Bake756]

Buy low bitches

[u/Disckize]

These comments are memes in their own right.

[u/Durokash]

Thank You

[u/SaintPatrickMahomes]

I took some edibles and now am extremely high and this pic really threw me off for some reason

[u/HeadOfMax]

That's one of the least disgusting images of him I've ever seen.

[u/OrganicAccident6972]

At least we know what the red tie stands for now

[u/Wtygrrr]

Correct me if I’m wrong, but the S&P 500 is still up 7% from a year ago, right? And variance is still a thing?

Please note that I’m NOT defending that turd sandwich. Just mystified that people are launching attacks with… nothing…

[u/Outlierpain]

lol, MAGA has been short,

nothing but winning with the DON

love this guy....

[u/DreadLordAvatar]

Not orange enough…

[u/SorryNotSorry_78]

So much winning even today 🤦🏻‍♂️

[u/United_Elk6758]

Rejoice everyone! America is great again!

[u/Ridit5ugx]

Liberation Day, the day where Americans are liberated from their finances, savings and investments. Cheers.

[u/tomcsvan]

I said thank you every 5 mins but still got fucked by this clown today 🫣🤒

[u/Soggie1977]

What Republican Rex Tillerson allegedly said in 2017 multiplied by 100. (Something something moron)

What Republican JD Vance allegedly said in 2016 multiplied by 100. (Something something cynical @$$hole)

What Republican John Kelly allegedly said in 2024 multiplied by 100. (Something something fascist, dictator)

What Wharton College professor William Kelley allegedly said for 3 decades multiplied by 100. (Something something goddam stupidest student... )

[u/FileNetFound]

Whoever made this graphic is being far too kind. The hair is too thick and natural looking. The eyes are too clear. The hands are too big. The skin is too toned, and the colour is all wrong.

[u/lambun]

Yeah, babes. Smile while we still can.

[u/Substantial_City4618]

“I did that” stickers pls.

[u/MaleficentCow8513]

Is this the red wave they were talking bout?

[u/SundayJan2017]

Pwease we are not in greenland anymore!

[u/Javalin-man3000]

Stable genius is gonna love liberation day let’s go!

[u/Flippohoyy]

”I voted trump for the economy” - Very smart people

[u/dmavis]

27%

[u/Fabulous-Water1823]

Win,win. red is a good color,who do not like it. I often wear a red tie，i like it

[u/[deleted]]

Should do that for his "free speech", showing all the actual words he has removed. 1984, these people will get us killed or have us killed. WE NEED TO STOP THEM NOW!

[u/MuscularFrog13]

Discount phase!

[u/kelsobjammin]

They love it. They just buying up what’s on sale, while we all suffer.

[u/fooloncool6]

My groceries are cheaper fuck your stocks

[u/AlexCoventry]

Excellent use of AI. Did ChatGPT let you do the whole picture, or did you have to photoshop two pictures together?

[u/BanAccount8]

Markets finished green today

[u/waitingintheholocene]

What are you guys doing with all this $$&&? I don’t even know what to do with it! Can’t wait til Wednesday when we are all swimming in it!!!

[u/Happy-Prompt-9361]

Making america great again🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🏈🏈