Tired of winning yet?

[u/RoyalChris]

[u/RoyalChris]

YMCA - Your Market Crashed Again

[u/Bored_Trout → u/RoyalChris]

It will go lower still. Counter tariffs, international partners fleeing to alternatives, recession, jobs loss... This is the great depression all over again, at least in US

[u/QiTriX → u/Bored_Trout]

The tariffs don't even start until April 9.

[u/Professional-Bad-559 → u/QiTriX]

The universal 10% takes effect tomorrow.

“The 10% baseline tariff goes into effect at 12:01 a.m. EDT (0401 GMT) on Saturday, April 5, while the higher, reciprocal tariffs go into effect at the same hour of April 9.” (From What's in Trump's sweeping new reciprocal tariff regime

[u/GAE_WEED_DAD_69 → u/QiTriX]

And that means it's going to be way worse than it is now. The markets are scrambling to adjust.

The truth is that they might mitigate the damage, but they won't remove it.

[u/toliveagain55 → u/Bored_Trout]

Some say the greatest depression of all time

[u/Background-Bad-7510 → u/toliveagain55]

You know it, I know it, everybody knows it. It will be fun!

Billions and billions and billions and billions (of debt) will come our way!

[u/newbrew0627 → u/Background-Bad-7510]

Why have Billions, when you could have... Trillions?

[u/PieceJust3991 → u/Bored_Trout]

Why don't you USA people start a rally or some sort of shove that president position in his ass movement. He's basically toying with my portfolio at this point and the only thing that can save that shit now is the lower income taxes with a big big big hopefully a 100% gain because this -50 argh, red isn't my favourite color anymore.

[u/Busy-Virus9911 → u/PieceJust3991]

I thought this was the reason they had those second amendment rights?

[u/coolskeleton1949 → u/Busy-Virus9911]

Oh, common misconception. “Rights” in the US are just for the corporations and rich folks, hope this helps.

[u/Busy-Virus9911 → u/coolskeleton1949]

Yeah no I guess that makes sense looking at everything that’s happened in the last few months.

[u/forgivemeimdisabled → u/Bored_Trout]

The greatest depression

[u/Ok_Comment_9052 → u/RoyalChris]

🤣👌

[u/Ph6222 → u/RoyalChris]

• Users in the United States are unable to view this content due to tariffs

[u/Background-Bad-7510 → u/Ph6222]

“Users in the United States are unable…”

Unable to do what?? Bro I can only see 54% of your comment due to tarrifs…

[u/UnfazedBrownie → u/RoyalChris]

Ah this wins as comment of the day

[u/ysirwolf → u/RoyalChris]

he may have made fuck tons on puts or he’s a loser too?

[u/IGD-974 → u/ysirwolf]

He YOLO'd on calls cause he thought people would be more excited about the tariffs

[u/No_awards_please]

The sad thing is, EVERY expert on economics and financial markets worldwide has warned that Trump would plunge the USA and the entire world into the abyss with his tariffs. Even his own party colleagues knew it, but the greed for power and money turned them into spineless yes-men.

[u/Necessary_Assist_841 → u/No_awards_please]

How dare you blaspheme against the Holy God of Tariffs? While mere economists cower behind 'data' and 'reality,' the Divine One reshapes global trade through sheer willpower and divine tweetstorms. Collapsing supply chains? A test of faith. Skyrocketing prices? A heavenly tithe. His light blinds the unbelievers, his herd grazes on delusion, and his miracles are best understood in bankruptcy court. Praise be.

[u/MeanBean34 → u/Necessary_Assist_841]

Bigly praise! BIGLY!!!

[u/Fartcloud_McHuff → u/No_awards_please]

Do we think after a worldwide recession hits MAGA will finally have their “are we the baddies” moment or do we think their condition is terminal?

[u/Throwthisawayagainst]

This dude managed to bankrupt a casino. I'd bet hes a member of this sub.

[u/Capraos → u/Throwthisawayagainst]

As his wife's boyfriend, can confirm.

[u/IGD-974 → u/Capraos]

Good evening Mr. Putin

[u/LostSpectrum → u/Capraos]

Trudeau, is that you? 😳

[u/Swimming-Salad9954 → u/LostSpectrum]

Isn’t she fucking her bodyguard? Like seriously?

[u/wrathofthedolphins → u/Throwthisawayagainst]

That takes a special kind of stupid.

[u/Far-Orange-3047 → u/Throwthisawayagainst]

I bet he bought calls after announcing the tariffs.

[u/Cumulus_Anarchistica → u/Throwthisawayagainst]

This dude managed to bankrupt a casino.

• Trump Taj Mahal casino in Atlantic City. Opened in 1990. In 1991, $3 billion in debt. Filed for Chapter 11 reorganization, resulting in Trump giving up half his stake in the casino and selling his yacht and airline.

• Trump Hotels and Casinos Resorts filed for bankruptcy in 2004. His casinos, including the Trump Taj Mahal, Trump Marina and Trump Plaza casinos in Atlantic City and a riverboat casino in Indiana accrued $1.8 billion debt.

• Trump Entertainment Resorts (formerly Trump Hotels and Casinos Resorts) in 2008 missed a $53.1 million bond interest payment.

Four bankruptcies (the other was Trump Plaza Hotel in 1992) three of which were casinos.

[u/GAE_WEED_DAD_69 → u/Cumulus_Anarchistica]

People usually go broke and become homeless after 1 BANKRUPTCY.

This moron had multiple chances and yet still fucked up. The prime example of how nepotism can get you far in America.

[u/Keviticas → u/Throwthisawayagainst]

What's wild is that he didn't even bankrupt it because of morals or anything.

[u/icwhatudidthr → u/Throwthisawayagainst]

Let's put him into the WSB's banner.

[u/alphachan123]

My mouth and ass are so tired after two days behind Wendy's

[u/Mister_Sins → u/alphachan123]

Going to work OT after the 10th when China imposes 35% tariff on U.S.

[u/allmushroomsaremagic → u/alphachan123]

Try working inside a Wendy's. That's when you get fucked the hardest.

[u/Vikerchu → u/allmushroomsaremagic]

Hap cak

[u/Knight_Wind54 → u/alphachan123]

✊🥲

[u/ZaFinalZolution → u/alphachan123]

You still got hands, don't you?

[u/Money_Star2489]

Oscar nomination confirmed.

[u/BobFourForFour]

Did you even say thank you once ?

[u/clrbrk → u/BobFourForFour]

In THIS meeting???

[u/MeasurementProper227]

Economists and financial experts said this the whole time in 2024 winning was never the plan for 90% of Americans or the world. Even musk said the economy was meant to crash hard but he didn’t plan on his company dying and now he’s complaining. He didn’t expect to hurt with everyone else. Trump wants a 2008 bailout economic plan.

[u/MerisiCalista → u/MeasurementProper227]

It's a bit funny to think that Musk paid hundreds of millions to help the old guy get re-elected and implement his tariff policy.

[u/GetOffMyLawnKids → u/MerisiCalista]

My face when I gave a guy $288 Million to destroy my company

[u/LiquidShiro → u/GetOffMyLawnKids]

“Oh fuck, I’m not actually Ironman”

[u/MerisiCalista → u/GetOffMyLawnKids]

I was expecting a sad Keanu.

[u/wrathofthedolphins]

“Oh no! He’s doing exactly what he said he would do and now my retirement is fucked!”

-Boomers who deserve all this and more

[u/TheIrishTitan → u/wrathofthedolphins]

Not sure we can only blame the boomers. The majority of gen z men voted for Trump, believe it or not

[u/NJMillennial → u/TheIrishTitan]

Crashing the economy and giving up our global leadership position because woke

[u/TheIrishTitan → u/NJMillennial]

With no survivors

[u/Timely_Shock_5333]

I’ve been winning so much I started eating cereal for dinner.

[u/MerisiCalista → u/Timely_Shock_5333]

Texas caviar all day, every day until we start losing again.

[u/Cntrysky78]

And that fear gauge is at 4 at this moment. I had never seen it that low before.

[u/CaptainJingles → u/Cntrysky78]

It can even go that low?

[u/MerisiCalista → u/CaptainJingles]

Might even go to #1, FAFO.

[u/Bored_Trout]

"just a market correction"

[u/AnyBug1039 → u/Bored_Trout]

Permanent correction

[u/J3t5et → u/AnyBug1039]

Consolidation*** the wealthy/well-off get to buy stuff up at rock bottom prices while normal people are frozen with uncertainty.

If you have the means, buy and hold or get left behind. It sucks, but the game will be played with or without us playing.

[u/Handsaretide → u/J3t5et]

Hard to catch the falling knife. Yesterday’s deals are the dogs dinner right now.

Trade war is on Day 2 and the dictator has three more days of golf scheduled. Who knows what this coming Monday’s nickname will be.

[u/AnyBug1039 → u/J3t5et]

I'm tempted, just waiting for the dust to settle a little

[u/Mister_Sins → u/Bored_Trout]

"it's priced in, bro. Definitely not going to go any lower."

[u/Hodoss]

I'm French and if you would forgive me for getting involved in your affairs, I would dare suggest that you may need some of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQhnC0pDH4A

[u/_heromaster_ → u/Hodoss]

Can't believe I'd say this but I agree with a frenchman.

[u/Mister_Sins]

The "4 more years" poster in the background is just extra salt on the wounds lol.

[u/Lingweenie2]

Yeah like someone said. Fear and greed is a 4. That’s insane lmao. Don’t believe I’ve ever seen it this low. Maybe not even below a 10.

Time to load the boat folks. I’m buying this fear till the cows come home. If this ain’t capitulation then i don’t know what is.

[u/Corelivan → u/Lingweenie2]

For a capitulation i need a 80 vix

[u/FunFunFun8]

This is perfect

[u/jcoffee77]

Trump is shitty at every aspect of life accept for jerking off dozens and dozens of imaginary dicks.

[u/kcharles520 → u/jcoffee77]

The double hand pump is his only true skill, this is true

[u/alpha247365]

😂😆😄💀

[u/Cultural-Ebb-1578]

When I looked it was a 4 “extreme fear” rather than 11 lol

[u/The_Oregon_Duck]

r/Conservative be like:

“I may be losing all my money but at least those Transgenders are going broke too!”

[u/vonkempib → u/The_Oregon_Duck]

Dem blue haired. They love to mention the blue/Purple Hair. It’s their boogeyman

[u/IronmanAZ9]

They'll all still blame Biden

[u/Soggy_Toe_6602]

You Americans are …..we knew this before the election.

[u/Professional_JokeWSB]

Yess sir spy $526 puts are printing 😛

[u/vrtak]

Poor Village People…

Poor everybody else…

[u/Blockade10040]

Quick, before it lays eggs!

[u/MikeTerry_]

What's he jacking off?

[u/Substantial_Whole_36]

So when it goes backup you will eat your words.

[u/GODLike_Estate_385]

You dont have all the cards right now

[u/Zherkezhi]

Have you even said “thank you?”

[u/bentmonkey]

If this is what winning is, what the hell is losing?

[u/meesiam71]

God works in mysterious way. You support genocide, God give you Trump.

[u/tk3soj]

Ite not happening til there's blood in the streets and ppl become billionaires. So this is just buy the news sell the rumor whatever its called.

[u/Material-Quantity586]

Does he dance like that cause he chugs cock all the time?

[u/barkingatbacon]

It’s not gonna be funny in a month when a new tv cost $1200 instead of $699.

[u/Kind_Ganache_1380]

Its going to be a really long 4 years. WTF were you thinking people?

[u/Cntrysky78]

And that fear gauge is at 4 at this moment. I had never seen it that low before.

[u/Haunting-Writing-836]

Hah the fear and greed index is even worse now. Amazing.

[u/RayKroc87]

Hilarious 😂😂😂

[u/Wiskid86]

Free Falling - Tom Petty

Come on what are we doing here details yo

[u/jason-reddit-public → u/Wiskid86]

Think I'll listen to that song when I start drinking tonight (or maybe sooner...).

[u/Jielin41]

this one if my fav edit / compilation so far

[u/Tomtom48HWI]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/iliveonramen]

This video is “winning”

[u/Capraos]

Why do you guys always make the best menes?

[u/Consistent_Major_193]

So much win

[u/Kracus]

Have you said thank you? Today?

[u/xrxie]

He owns this, completely.

[u/kkt999]

When Trump said the economy is booming, he meant that he, his family, and his cronies could buy in at the bottom!

[u/Mechrostatic]

The jokes, and epitaphs, write themselves.

[u/VECMaico]

Who is the bigger (size, not length), curly young man they start to associate with Trump?

[u/Bifetuga]

Shoe shiner dance move just kills me, just so fitting.

[u/Low_Ad_5255]

You know what he's doing. This is market manipulation at it's most obvious. Once all his buddies have loaded up on cheap stocks he'll pull an uno reverse card, remove the tariffs and the rich get richer.

[u/shoelesstim]

70 million of you fucking idiots voted for this . What a joke DO SOMETHING

[u/Impossible_Swan297]

u/savevideo

[u/Testerpt5]

Supply Djisas approves this posta de bacalhau

[u/2kids2adults]

So much winning. God make it stop.

[u/Resoto10]

I just sold all my TSLA puts when elon said he'd stepped away from DOGE and it started climbing back to $270. What an amazing move....

[u/Certain-Strawberry-5]

What you mean? It's opposite year l. Down is up and up is down

[u/Giosefr]

Remeber to say thank you

[u/ChipandChad]

Way to make your own MAGA fanboys hate you.

[u/Howdoyoudo614]

I give him a year. He won’t last more than a year.

[u/FunFunFun8]

Dave Bautista with the best line. “It looks like he’s jerking off 2 giraffes.”

[u/Dry-Cause-5608]

Not sure how you come back from this, hopefully they know what they are doing, but doesnt appear that way.

[u/Ayiti79]

If we learnt anything from 2020, it is a buying opportunity for everyone who knows how to move. Have powder ready, take care of your margin calls, learn when to strike. So loading the boat and watch how things go 6 months+ from now.

[u/DepartmentCautious34]

I got this post suggested by Reddit but I am not by any means someone who has knowledge about This. But can someone ELI5 who earns the money when all turns red?

[u/Hot-Rise9795]

This is 7-D Mahjong

[u/GVT84]

But what didn't I notice? And with many days in advance, not like other politicians who always tell you that everything is going well even when the crisis and market crashes arrive.

[u/Forsaken-Tie-8367]

KEEP CRASHING I NEED TO BUY A HOUSE

[u/Timendainum]

r/conservative is celebrating their winning!

[u/Previous_Elk_7901]

It's all dirty money anyway.

[u/Wildsyver]

Fuck Trump

[u/duncandreizehen]

Mocking him relentlessly is the way to go….

[u/LaserGadgets]

Someone paid him to crash the worlds economy.

[u/SecretaryFresh4922]

Yes but what do we do

[u/Howl-t]

It drives me crazy how orange the guy is

[u/Few-Tradition-5741]

History will not be kind to his voters.

[u/Linaran]

Guys don't forget to say thank you.

[u/HermaeusMorah]

That fuckin face with the curvy hair lmfao

[u/Oldschoolfool22]

MVIS, a green emerald 💚 in a sea of red 🚒

[u/PlebeKing]

I’ll be honest. Idk why anyone is freaking out….he said he was going to do this…idk why everyone didn’t sell their stuff back in Dec/ Jan timeframe. This is literally what he said he was going to do and what he has said he wanted to do since 1988.

I sold essentially everything American late December / early January. Shorted a bunch of stuff too. Honestly the gains have been amazing. Did people really not see this coming?

[u/Think_Opportunity226]

Stable genius…because of Trump the phrase the house always loses , has become famous 🥶

[u/International-Ad1566]

U/savevideo

[u/Downtown-Midnight320]

I bet they're still EATING THE DOGS, too

[u/LaraHof]

1. they knew before
2. they will start buying,. shortly before the solution is public

[u/Kale-chips-of-lit]

r/Doomercirclejerk

[u/legiraphe]

Can't say I'm not tired no.

[u/A9-13]

Just lost 7k in the last 2 week, thank you american voters!

[u/conocobhar]

Waiting to buy in the dip, whenever the fuck that is...

[u/wai169]

First time trump people like. Maybe not second time around. Be careful what you wish for .

[u/letsgetregarded]

They basically have taken full control of the dial on the economy. I think the plan is that they sold off everything and will buy back in at a cheaper price. Or maybe they just safely stashed everything in Bitcoin, and then they will buy back in when the price goes to the floor. But the risk is here that everything actually crumbles down.

[u/HistoricalFocus4834]

If you think this is bad wait till that 30T in debt catches up to the US 😂😂

[u/Legitimate-Smell4377]

i sure hope yall got potatos in the ground because you cant eat stocks

[u/Old_Bluecheese]

Haha, lol, well made

[u/coloradokush710420]

Nope

[u/Icouldntfindmytop]

As funny as this is, I'm really scared. His brainwashed MAGA fans will still support him.

[u/Low_Strawberry5273]

Can't sell high if you can't buy low, am I right?

[u/bozoputer]

We will all be staying at the YMCA if this continues

[u/_heromaster_]

R/highqualitygifs

[u/Pineapple_Express762]

That’s your boy Wall St. so spare me the “outrage”

[u/Subject-Excuse2442]

Glad I ordered my foreign currency for my trip before all this shit. Guessing my dollar won’t be worth as much pretty soon.

[u/PitifulDragonfruit]

Did you even say thank you once?

[u/Key_Roll3030]

The red wave we've been waiting for

[u/Immediate_Choice_563]

Hell yeah

[u/ExcitingHistory]

At what point do we buy the dip

[u/Usual_Yak_300]

My savings and investments are indeed being liberated...

[u/BbyInAStraightJacket]

This only happened because no one said thank you

[u/alzgh]

u/SaveVideo

[u/Usuhnam3]

I love this.

[u/johntrand]

Bruh we are on fire, red hot. If this is winning, I want tot lose for a day

[u/Freedom-at-last]

Trump turning the stock market republican, RED

[u/milkb4_cereal]

Love those grocery prices yet?

[u/Remarkable-Ruin904]

MAGA

[u/Gauss15an]

My only complaint is that it should've played the minor key version of YMCA

[u/Digital-Exploration]

What a fucking looser

[u/SillyVermicelli7169]

Thanks Bidem 😞 😓 😩 😤 😡 😠

/s

[u/BrofessorFarnsworth]

Why does he jerk off the air like that

[u/SHoleCountry]

This is a buyer's opportunity.

[u/Careless_and_weird-1]

Someone should teach some english to mango. The verb "to win" does not mean this

[u/Elguapo1094]

My 401k is looking like ass

[u/Pineapplepizzaracoon]

8 more years!!!

[u/PC_George]

I'm tired of winning

[u/BitByBittu]

Have you thanked even once ?

[u/xd_Fabian]

Holy shit, i just realized that michael burry was right again

[u/Disastrous-Oven204]

Excuse me, have you said thank you yet?

[u/BookkeeperQuiet7894]

World domination right here … crash everything, buy everything cheap then remove tariffs and have a stock market correction with all those cheap shares in your pocket.

[u/greengarlicgatlingun]

I see a sour doofus whose calls didn’t print…

[u/TellEmHisDreamnDaryl]

Buy in the news. Gay bears taking over

[u/snoopy-dog-71]

Dumbest president ever