Toronto wildlife

[u/cdbmeme]

https://coldirtybastard.com/

[u/kid-ph0b0s]

I'm guessing he trying to get their eggs?

[u/Lala5789880 → u/kid-ph0b0s]

That’s my guess too. He’s brave to take on goose parents

[u/Myamymyself → u/Lala5789880]

Geese are scary mfs

[u/MonsterFukr → u/Lala5789880]

He hungry

[u/pitterlpatter → u/kid-ph0b0s]

Absolutely. The one in the mulch bed looks to be attempting to be a physical barrier.

[u/WorldlyBlock4111]

Another Canadian with elbows up 👏🏼 🇨🇦

[u/Ainz-SamaBanzai41 → u/WorldlyBlock4111]

Side to side

[u/Twinkie_Heart]

See, that’s why I do not mess with geese. They don’t care, no fear at all. Lost countless golf balls to these creatures!

[u/The_Mr_Wilson → u/Twinkie_Heart]

But why? What's it really gonna do to you?

[u/YourDarlingAubrey → u/The_Mr_Wilson]

Go get attacked by one and find out. Make sure it's a mom protecting her eggs. You're gonna have a bad time.

[u/Puzzleheaded-Night88 → u/YourDarlingAubrey]

When you pull a london on a long stick:

[u/Twinkie_Heart → u/The_Mr_Wilson]

Bite me. Geese attack, duh.

[u/The_Mr_Wilson → u/Twinkie_Heart]

So kick the stupid thing. Grab its neck and swing it around. Too easy

[u/fatdiscokid420 → u/The_Mr_Wilson]

r/iamverybadass

[u/Brockovich614 → u/The_Mr_Wilson]

A goose bit me on the ass when I was seven. Wasn't a great time.

[u/The_Mr_Wilson → u/Brockovich614]

Not seven anymore. Just kick it, birds are weak to blunt attacks

[u/JuicyMcJuiceJuice → u/The_Mr_Wilson]

Yes, under most circumstances, a human can easily 1v1 a goose... buut, under some circumstances, a goose can 1v1 a commercial jet engine to a draw. But anyway, I don't think that's the point here.

In goose-world, pretty much every living thing will eat their eggs/young. They're just terrified. So, killing one or grievously injuring it just because it's afraid of you and despite the fact that they're pretty harmless would a shitty thing to do when walking-on is just easier.

[u/TwoJacksAndAnAce → u/The_Mr_Wilson]

They have hundreds a tiny razor sharp teeth. A bite from a goose will fuck you up. My sister got bit on the finger when we were kids, really hurt and cut her up. Geese are inhabited by demons.

[u/Sir-Meepokta]

"What does the fox says?"

[u/Big_Spicy_Tuna69 → u/Sir-Meepokta]

"Shit, I'm in the wrong hood"

[u/graveybrains → u/Sir-Meepokta]

Cobra chicken don’t give a fuck.

[u/sua_sancta_corvus → u/graveybrains]

👏🏻 Cobra 👏🏻 Chicken 👏🏻 don’t 👏🏻 give👏🏻a👏🏻fuck👏🏻

[u/APHR0DITE-RISING → u/Sir-Meepokta]

As a Norwegian I appreciate the Ylvis reference.

[u/fonix232 → u/APHR0DITE-RISING]

And it's not even their best song smh

[u/DoubleExposure → u/Sir-Meepokta]

That the cost of eggs is a lie, and that burning Teslers is domestic terrorism?

[u/cat_selling_souls]

Geese are the honey badgers of the sky. Their actual motto is FAFO.

[u/blueSnowfkake → u/cat_selling_souls]

Canadian people are kind and polite. Their geese will F you up. And when they migrate over the U.S. that honking is translated as “Ha ha! You can’t touch us! Migratory Bird Act, suckers!”

[u/RealMrsWillGraham → u/cat_selling_souls]

British - we get them here. There is a common in my area where a lot of them hang out.

I have heard them described as the hooligans of the bird world.

[u/Ok_Charge9676]

If you have a problem with Canada gooses then you have a problem with me ! And I suggest you let that one marinate !

[u/how_about_no_scott → u/Ok_Charge9676]

Only thing I’m more scared of than Canada gooses is Canada mooses…

[u/rapscallion1956]

Fox is no match for a Canadian Cobra Chicken.

[u/One_Top4208]

What was the lil crumb snatcher after??

[u/ArkamaZero → u/One_Top4208]

Probably eggs

[u/Physical-Cat7396]

Hiss-Chickens are scary!

[u/Fan_of_Clio]

Well when a place doesn't have people, nature moves right back in

[u/simplygassy]

Geese are scary

[u/Havoc_Rider]

And that my friends, is Cobra Chicken in its natural habitat trying to capture its prey of choice for a snack.

[u/Objective-Start-9707]

Only thing tougher than Canada Gooses is Canada Mooses.

[u/liquidsoapisbetter]

PLEASE REPORT THIS ACCOUNT! It is a porn bot that continues to post on this sub with links to a fetish site in each post

[u/blueSnowfkake]

I hope when the geese migrate back to Canada this year they cover the Whitehouse with poop 💩.

[u/X3N0PHON]

Is this one of those “Canada Geese” that John Green wrote about in “The Anthropocene Reviewed?”

[u/res0jyyt1]

"I'll call you tonight, bae"

[u/Accomplished-One7476]

the fox just wanted to raid a winged cobra nest full of eggs

[u/yourollme]

I thought it was a Disney movie for a moment there!

[u/cynderisingryffindor]

I didn't know foxes could Tokyo drift?

[u/nicAlle]

Fox ves

[u/DynaBeast]

the fonks and the goomse

[u/wornoutseed]

Yes the Geese are fucking crazy. Everyone knows this including the other animals.

[u/Existing-Village9770]

🪿: Goose goose duck bitch and you're the duck 🦆