r/animalsdoingstuff • u/cdbmeme • 5d ago

Funny Toronto wildlife

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u/Twinkie_Heart 5d ago

See, that’s why I do not mess with geese. They don’t care, no fear at all. Lost countless golf balls to these creatures!

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u/gaurd_x 1d ago

Thankfully, most of the geese in my town are chill so long as you give them space. People even feed them here and that seems to keep em calm

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u/The_Mr_Wilson 5d ago

But why? What's it really gonna do to you?

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u/YourDarlingAubrey 5d ago

Go get attacked by one and find out. Make sure it's a mom protecting her eggs. You're gonna have a bad time.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Night88 5d ago

When you pull a london on a long stick:

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u/Twinkie_Heart 5d ago

Bite me. Geese attack, duh.

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u/The_Mr_Wilson 5d ago

So kick the stupid thing. Grab its neck and swing it around. Too easy

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u/Brockovich614 5d ago

A goose bit me on the ass when I was seven. Wasn't a great time.

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u/The_Mr_Wilson 5d ago

Not seven anymore. Just kick it, birds are weak to blunt attacks

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u/JuicyMcJuiceJuice 5d ago

Yes, under most circumstances, a human can easily 1v1 a goose... buut, under some circumstances, a goose can 1v1 a commercial jet engine to a draw. But anyway, I don't think that's the point here.

In goose-world, pretty much every living thing will eat their eggs/young. They're just terrified. So, killing one or grievously injuring it just because it's afraid of you and despite the fact that they're pretty harmless would a shitty thing to do when walking-on is just easier.

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u/TwoJacksAndAnAce 5d ago

They have hundreds a tiny razor sharp teeth. A bite from a goose will fuck you up. My sister got bit on the finger when we were kids, really hurt and cut her up. Geese are inhabited by demons.