Yes, under most circumstances, a human can easily 1v1 a goose... buut, under some circumstances, a goose can 1v1 a commercial jet engine to a draw. But anyway, I don't think that's the point here.
In goose-world, pretty much every living thing will eat their eggs/young. They're just terrified. So, killing one or grievously injuring it just because it's afraid of you and despite the fact that they're pretty harmless would a shitty thing to do when walking-on is just easier.
They have hundreds a tiny razor sharp teeth. A bite from a goose will fuck you up. My sister got bit on the finger when we were kids, really hurt and cut her up. Geese are inhabited by demons.
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u/Twinkie_Heart 5d ago
See, that’s why I do not mess with geese. They don’t care, no fear at all. Lost countless golf balls to these creatures!