r/animalsdoingstuff 5d ago

Funny Toronto wildlife

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u/Twinkie_Heart 5d ago

See, that’s why I do not mess with geese. They don’t care, no fear at all. Lost countless golf balls to these creatures!

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u/The_Mr_Wilson 5d ago

But why? What's it really gonna do to you?

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u/TwoJacksAndAnAce 5d ago

They have hundreds a tiny razor sharp teeth. A bite from a goose will fuck you up. My sister got bit on the finger when we were kids, really hurt and cut her up. Geese are inhabited by demons.