r/cats 15d ago

Humor But why friend-shaped

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u/mr_wizard_123 15d ago

still kissing its little head. deadly my ass

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u/occorpattorney 15d ago

I didn’t see you mention any potential belly rubs, mr. tough guy

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u/a-snakey 15d ago

Please.

fearlessly motorboat the belly like I do with my cats

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u/AbbeyRoadMoonwalk 15d ago

Scratches your ears off

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u/0robbot0 15d ago

A small price to pay for salvation

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u/Khan_baton 14d ago

Jokes on you, I am already deaf from all the nightly meows

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u/alancake 15d ago

stands up looking like Sam Neill in Event Horizon

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u/ShaiHulud1111 15d ago

Winning comment. Movie just came out at a bad time.

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u/heyitskitty 15d ago

DO YOU SEE!?

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u/IllustriousGoat4768 14d ago

We won’t need eyes where we’re going.

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u/heyitskitty 14d ago

👄💪🏻🩸🖐🏻👁️🩸

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u/ant0szek 14d ago

Touch a belly, lose the whole arm. It's still worth it.

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u/mr_wizard_123 15d ago

well, belly rubs are a given

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u/DudeWhoOverthinks 14d ago

The trick is to wait until they let go to pull your arm back, otherwise you end up dragging your arm against their claws and getting scratched way worse.

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u/JetstreamGW 15d ago

I mean, in fairness, they’re just talking about how successful they are in hunting. They only hunt little stuff. Bugs, rodents, etc

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u/theoriginalmofocus 15d ago

Yeah even a lot of pet cats are technically dangerous predators but when it comes to humans we give the belly rubs.

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u/suchahotmess 14d ago

It’s tough being tiny and cute AF. 

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u/datastlessgentleman2 14d ago

"I am a ferocious hunter contributing to the decline of countless species...hey hey stop picking me up and calling my pads toe beans!

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u/twim19 14d ago

Mine are convinced they are ferocious predators everytime they "catch" a sock and carry it arround the house chirping their prowress for all to hear.

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u/buttscratcher3k 14d ago

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u/bananicoot 14d ago

That's the stinkin cutest killing machine I've ever seen.

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u/kanesson 14d ago

My cat killed and ate a really large moth, and he had the exact same expression on his face, he was so very proud of himself!

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u/SpongeJake 14d ago

As well he should be! That’s a courageous and wonderful thing he did. He’s amazing and needs all the praise and treats.

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u/MothMan3759 14d ago

So it was he who snuffed out my sibling...

A tax is owed. A cat tax.

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u/kristycocopop 14d ago

My condolences 🦋

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u/strong_eat_weak_nom 14d ago edited 14d ago

On first glance I thought the cat itself had wings, and was holding a sword.

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u/RoverTiger 14d ago

Name your price. I can have the money today.

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u/Own_Egg7122 14d ago

This is the skin of a killer

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u/CatLad99 14d ago

They're the most successful hunters of any cat species!

The most successful hunter is the dragonfly. Size means nothing to efficiency.

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u/JetstreamGW 14d ago

Sure. I was just saying that regardless of how good a killer it is, it's not likely to be particularly dangerous if you run across one. Tigers they ain't :D

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u/CatLad99 14d ago

Fair. Plus, most wild cats are planning to avoid you as best they can. They're not out to get ya.

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo 15d ago

’still kissing its little head. deadly my ass…’


now i lay me down to sleep,

you can’t resist your distance keep

no matter if there’s chance of ded,

you wanna kiss

my little head ;}

dear human, friend - a chance you’ll take

regardless if

it’s HUGE Mistake

now join me in my peaceful dreams -

the last thing heard

your dying

screams

🖤

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u/Advanced-Medium-1457 15d ago

I'd pay you to narrate my inner monologue in poetry everyday if I could

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u/SevereImpression2115 14d ago

Can we go ahead and designate this person as the official thought narrator when we are "gently persuaded" to implant Neural Lace?

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/napalmnacey 14d ago

Why is this macabre thing so adorable?! 😂🤣🤣 This is a dark turn for you, Schnoodle, and I’m loving it! 👏👏👏👏

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u/adorkablekitty 15d ago

Still worth it :D

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u/dianab77 15d ago

Poetry, dear Schnoodle. Chef's kiss.

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u/Phiro7 15d ago

The deadliness just refers to the percentage of successful huntings, they don't pose a threat to humans

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u/thisisjustascreename 14d ago

They’re a threat to steal my heart!

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u/bam1007 14d ago

I want to boop the snoot! 😭

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u/mr_wizard_123 14d ago

honestly worth getting scratched. take my blood sacrifice

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u/bam1007 14d ago

😱 THAT SNOOT NEEDS A BOOP!!! 🫵

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u/mr_wizard_123 14d ago

wayyyy too kissable

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u/Independent-Role-512 14d ago

Exactly, no one can keep me away from a baby face

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u/HotTubberMN 15d ago

These cats are amazing, they can jump and snag birds right out of mid-air in pitch black darkness at an incredible 'hit rate'

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u/mikefjr1300 15d ago

When I was about 8 our cat Prince did this, its one of those did you just see that moments.

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u/Molly-Grue-2u 15d ago

It’s so cute to watch it hunt

https://youtu.be/nl8o9PsJPAQ?si=pmpCtmDjpON57kQb

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u/cuntpunt2000 15d ago

AM DANGEROUS[ly adorable] BEAST

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u/Grizz1371 15d ago

I was looking in the comments for this very picture lol

This animal is the definition of if not friend, why friend shaped?

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u/Icy-Dingo8552 14d ago

It just looks annoyed that now it has to cook it.

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u/Khan_baton 14d ago

That's me after 5 hours of not eating

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u/wrendendent 15d ago

That moment when it pauses with the bird in its mouth is 👌

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u/ADisenchantedDreamer 15d ago

Me watching the hunt scenes: "Oh geez! Better watch out, Mr McFluffinz is a comin'!" (In the same baby voice I use to talk to my own cats when they stalk cat toys).

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u/MasterKiloRen999 15d ago

So you’re saying these cats are perfect for drone defense?

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u/hatecriminal 15d ago

Gaia, from Utah's Hogle Zoo is this type of cat. She's adorable.

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u/2009MitsubishiLancer 14d ago

The eyes say murder but the little round face and body say fluffy and pet me! Such a confusing creature.

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u/Away_Combination6977 14d ago

Funny enough, I don't see murder in the eyes. They look way too much like the eyes of one of my babies!

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u/oknowtrythisone 14d ago

Your floof looks perfectly normal, but if you look closely, you can see Gaia is slightly cross-eyed, which to my lizard brain screams "beware."

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u/Away_Combination6977 14d ago

I honestly don't see the cross eyed. It only looks like Gaia is focusing on something slightly further away from her. Likely due to a really good zoom lens on the camera?

She's also looking more upwards, and the pupils are more dilated.

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u/acceptablemadness 14d ago

She's adorable. I've seen her a couple times and she was sleeping on a little kitty hammock just like a housecat.

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u/hatecriminal 14d ago

I want to see her newborn kittens when she has them in a year or so. They're probably pinkie sized.

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u/spidersgeorgVEVO 14d ago

They make that regular-ass cat live in a zoo?

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u/mr_wizard_123 14d ago

I LOVE HER

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u/PM_ME_GOOD_SUBS 15d ago

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u/syds 14d ago

omg the smirk staph

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u/bam1007 14d ago

But she’s just bringing me a present! 🥹

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u/Lost_In_Life_Again 14d ago

If no friend why friend shaped?

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u/MSter_official 14d ago

The human instinct to just go to the cute fluffy thing warning us to go away.

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u/Pmur0479 15d ago

I can fix her

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u/Ill-Worldliness-2149 15d ago

Why would you want to? She could have more minis just like her and then you could have a cuddle puddle of wild fluffiness.

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u/thestashattacked 14d ago

My last words will inevitably be, "Kitty!"

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u/billythesquid- 15d ago

Ah, the eternal kitten. Just like how the Pallas Cat is an eternal grumpy old huggable kitty.

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u/The_muffinfluffin 14d ago

I know not to mess with nature or pet wildlife. But in the off chance I’m roaming the countryside of Central Asia and happen across a Pallas cat… I would need to ask my husband to physically restrain me from petting the kitty.

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u/billythesquid- 14d ago

How could you not pet the kitty? The body is round!

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u/Used_Aardvark_8283 15d ago

Wild dogs are the only predator with a higher kill rate, but wild dogs hunt in packs and these cats hunt solo so this makes this cat the deadliest solo predator.

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u/ThePineconeConsumer 15d ago

Dragonflies pal

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u/pooeygoo 15d ago

They're ferocious before they're even complete

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u/Designer_Sea3259 15d ago

I just looked it up, Holly cow 97%. That’s crazy.

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u/DidSomebodySayCats 15d ago

Yeah, I always assume they forget about invertebrates when this fact is cited.

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo 15d ago

’Wild dogs are the only predator with a higher kill rate, but wild dogs hunt in packs and these cats hunt solo so this makes this cat the deadliest solo predator.


them dopey dogs - they HuNt in Packs

we solo when we make ATTACKS ;}

so we the deadliest by far!

(no need to prove how dumb dogs are)

their kill rate HIGH, but not alone

we cats can do it

on our own

no need for ‘Help’ with what we do -

Give us a ‘pack’

we’ll shred them, too…

🖤

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u/My5thFrenchBoatCinq 15d ago

What a fun, refreshing schnoodle. Love it!

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u/Squawnk 15d ago

1m ago? Literally the freshest schnoodle I've ever seen

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u/Lewslayer 14d ago

Schnoodle, only you could make the deadly truth of nature sound so cute. Thank you for your beautiful poems, you truly are a gem.

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u/Koreanturd 15d ago

Cats are always one man army.

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u/PandamoniaQT 15d ago

Ngl if I saw one of these sweet babies in person you bet I am giving them a pspsps

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u/CarrDaPorice 15d ago

This cat, and the sand cat have the ability to wipe off the human race from the face of this planet. Very very dangerous creatures.

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u/cuntingly 15d ago

Belly rubs of death

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u/AlarmForeign 15d ago

I will die happily

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u/Dmacca666 15d ago

Totally worth it.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

I volunteer as tribute!

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u/ShaiHulud1111 15d ago

*Sacrifice.

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u/BalooBot 15d ago

I got bit by a cat when I was a kid. The infection got so bad there were talks about amputating my arm. Then my blood became infected, eventually went into septic shock and was hospitalized for a good chunk of time. Little fucker almost took me out. Still try to pet every cat I see though.

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u/cheesefr3ak 15d ago

I'm glad your near death experience didn't drive you away from liking cute cats

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo 15d ago

’This cat, and the sand cat have the ability to wipe off the human race from the face of this planet. Very very dangerous creatures.


We are the Cats ~ such Danger, we

the DeCiMaTe ability ;}

to wipe ENTIRE human race

Completely OFF the planet face!

Detection all of us escape

because,

you see,

we all ‘fren-shape’

so take a chance ~ the pets you give

as We determine

If

you

Live…

🖤

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u/CarrDaPorice 15d ago

You deserve a free Rusty Spotted Cat for your effort 👏

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u/Malthus1 15d ago

Wow, fresh wild-caught Schnoodle!

Awesome as always.

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u/Suspicious_Note_3824 15d ago

I have been blessed with a fresh Schnoodle.

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u/irishintensifies 15d ago

This is BRILLIANT!

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u/b25a9 15d ago

My last words would be “pspspsps”

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u/GatorNator83 15d ago

We aren’t worthy of such graceful death

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u/Icy-Dingo8552 14d ago

Pspspspsp.

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u/tinyrickstinyhands 14d ago

Is modern medicine non-existent in this scenario of yours?

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u/Groningen1978 15d ago

With the domestic cat ranking 4th on highest success rate of all cat species.

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u/loyal_achades 15d ago

Generally speaking, success rate goes up as size goes down. Domestic cats are little balls of murder.

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u/Malthus1 15d ago

Except for my little monster. I once saw him stalk a mouse … the mouse turned around and threatened him. He backed off and the mouse went on his merry way.

I’m afraid in the wild he’d starve to death, unless he found a cat food tree.

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u/Finrod-Knighto 15d ago

That’s just a predatory instinct solo hunters have, because they cannot afford any sort of injury as that would mean starving to death. It’s why cats “play” with their food. They only commit to a kill when it’s guaranteed and safe. There’s also the fact that rabies and other such diseases exist and if you can’t get the perfect kill on the mouse (there’s a chance of it biting you), it’s not worth it. Plus, domestic cats hunt purely for simulation too, which makes chasing in that situation even less worth it.

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u/Malthus1 15d ago

I think he’s just inexperienced. He’s never been taught to hunt, other than toys, and doesn’t know exactly how.

My previous cat, a female, was an absurdly accomplished hunter. I watched her go after mice in the backyard - none of that hesitating and batting them about with claws, she pounded out of ambush, bit their necks, and they were dead in less than a second. They were dead without a single chance to defend themselves or escape. She even got some rats that way, and I didn’t even know there were rats in the back yard.

She was very selective in what she killed - she hated to go after birds, would only and exclusively kill (and if I didn’t stop her, eat) rodents. She never played with them and was all business, like a little furry assassin.

The contrast between my previous cat and my current one in hunting behaviours could not be more stark. My previous cat could easily have supported herself hunting; my current cat, bless him, is a hopeless hunter. He relies on being cute for his living!

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u/alienfromthecaravan 14d ago

He is using what nature gave him. Why hunt when you can be cute and get free food and housing?

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u/Malthus1 14d ago

Considering he’s right now curled up on top of a pile of soft pillows, with his tummy full of his favorite scientifically designed cat food (he’d turn his nose up quite literally at anything lesser), I’d say he’s chosen a pretty good way of earning his living …

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u/Fionnghal 15d ago

My cat won't even kill a spider. She'll just watch.

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u/Prolapse_of_Faith 14d ago

Mine once fought a shoe.. and lost

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u/Injured-Ginger 15d ago

One of my cats growing up as a kid brought down the global average.

Disclaimer: I don't keep outdoor cats as an adult. This was how my parents kept cats when I was 10. I wouldn't make it if I lost one of my kitties.

He tried so hard to hunt all of the time. Stalked bird and anything else you can think of. He lived into his 20s without successfully killing so much as a spider. As a kid, I spent hours watching him try.

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u/nocleverusername- 15d ago

I need to kiss that little face, then kiss my own face goodbye.

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u/cclaussen33 15d ago

They say exfoliation is good for the skin!

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u/daeglo Tabbycat 15d ago

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u/Mishapi17 15d ago

He’s just a baby

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u/verogall Norwegian Forest Cat 15d ago

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u/daeglo Tabbycat 15d ago

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u/flat_four_whore22 14d ago

I sing this to my cat while holding his paws and making him dance with me all the time. He hates it!! lmao

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u/Steffanie4444 15d ago

11/10 willing to lose my fingers for this cutie

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u/Nonbinarynerd123 15d ago

I found a close enough approximation to the little wild cat. He is 4.5 lbs. and 3 years old. Short legged and long body. Not a munchkin.

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u/mr_wizard_123 15d ago

it'll do

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u/TheDMRt1st 15d ago

Precious little apex predator

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u/cuntingly 15d ago

https://youtu.be/dSH_N6Gdlp4?si=U__cAmfikaCXC0wj

Sounds like it’s going to have a hairball though…

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u/fullmetalfeminist 15d ago

Domestic cats make that sound too, it's the "Hold me back lads I'm gonna fuck him up" sound

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u/RocketCat921 American Shorthair 15d ago

My cat was at the screen door last night making that noise, when I looked out there, a male was spraying my grill.

Time for tnr!

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u/delilahdread 15d ago

They’re like 5lbs, I mean really… what’s the worst that happens?

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u/Affectionate-Memory4 14d ago

And how many fingers does a human really need anyways?

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u/jadeenigmasx 14d ago

I still want to cuddle with this cat 🥰

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u/QuerlDoxer 15d ago

My death will be me trying to cuddle friend shaped kitteh.

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u/kelz0r 15d ago

Whenever I see pictures of these cats, I am convinced my Nox is secretly one of them.

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u/jadeluxesxx 14d ago

I’ll die from its cuteness😭

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u/IEnjoyVariousSoups 15d ago

Saw one of these in a zoo. I was still like, "OK, yes. But if I held him, he would love me."

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u/Munchi420 15d ago

Looks like my dangerous lil tabby. She will eat your toes

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u/jademystiquex 14d ago

I wanna have one of this 😩

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u/jadevibess 14d ago

Would still squeeze its face 😩

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u/Organic_Implement_38 15d ago

Cutie patootie gonna wanna bitey bitey my hand off for some belly rubs 🥰

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u/Braided_Marxist 15d ago

I’m convinced these would act like normal house cats. I don’t think they’d be dangerous to people….

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u/sheriw1965 15d ago

And you'd never have a mouse problem in your home.

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u/genifurboat 15d ago

Our adopted cat is a mix between one of these cuties and a tabby. She's crazy but we love her. The rescue categorized her as a "Bengal" and so does our vet. She is a great hunter of bugs 😁

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u/Acgator03 Bengal 15d ago

Black footed cats are one of the rarest wild cats. Where country do you live in that there would be a chance your cat is really a hybrid?

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u/genifurboat 15d ago

I'm in Texas. We, unfortunately, have a lot of exotic breeders. The rescue believed it was one particular breeder. One of the vets of a different rescue (where we got another cat) rescued Bengals. She's been helping us with behavioral issues. A lot of it comes down to her just being wild.

Xena Warrior Kitty was given-up by owners who lied about her age. She was young. She's still very small but fully developed.

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u/Acgator03 Bengal 15d ago

Do they know this exotic breeder actually owns a black footed cat? Even if they do, BFC hybrids would be worth a ton of money and not something likely to be surrendered to a rescue.

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u/genifurboat 15d ago

The owners didn't breed her but didn't get her spayed. I think they were going to "breed" her before they marked all over their house. Any Bengal is expensive, but I can't imagine the price of Xena.

The "breeder" is well-known. They even advertised their "new African Black Footed cats" last year and then babies currently. The ads run on local TV. 😔

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u/genifurboat 15d ago

Also, one of our state politicians who breeds animals to hunt, introduced a bill that will probably pass in September. It's to eliminate Texas Parks and Wildlife. It's going to get worse.

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u/Acgator03 Bengal 15d ago

Xena isn’t spotted though, so can’t be a black footed cat x domestic hybrid. Just like ALC’s and bengals, that marble pattern would not be present in the wild BFC and thus can’t show up in a first generation hybrid. There’s probably a much higher chance of her just being a small domestic cat.

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u/genifurboat 15d ago

She's only spotted in her stomach. I'm not a zoologist or a vet, so I can't know for sure. I'm just repeating what professionals have told me. She's ours forever either way because we love her.

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u/Acgator03 Bengal 15d ago

Most domestic cat tabby patterns have spotted stomachs. Most veterinarians likely aren’t familiar enough with hybrid genetics to realize a marble-patterned cat can’t be the offspring of a wild cat x domestic cat.

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u/genifurboat 15d ago

One, from a rescue, rescues Bengals who said she was a hybrid. We love her either way.

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u/Acgator03 Bengal 15d ago

I can’t promise someone who works at a bengal rescue truly understands F1 hybrid genetics. I understand you love her either way, I’m just trying to let you know she can’t be a black footed cat x domestic cat hybrid. Marble pattern is recessive and doesn’t exist in BFC, therefore any direct offspring of a black footed cat cannot be anything other than spotted.

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u/genifurboat 15d ago

I should add this one dealer of exotics is one of the many "Safari Parks" and "zoos" in Texas. We've also fostered a wolf-husky hybrid. They get these animals and give them up when they act as they should, wild.

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u/Interesting_Froyo_97 15d ago

Because cats in general tend to be friend-shaped.

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u/MorseES13 15d ago

Deadly if a mouse, mean friend if human.

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u/Void-Tabby 15d ago

What if I give them Churu?

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u/katie_198 14d ago edited 14d ago

They are so darn cute and petite in person. This is at the Cincinnati zoo her name is Zola.

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u/ReassembledEggs 15d ago

Pspspspspsspspsps

  This is how I'll die some day.

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u/jinxylynxy 14d ago

Vay-wee scay-wee

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u/Cumulonimbus_2025 15d ago

cuteness kills! still want one.

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u/WaveJam 14d ago

Aight time to do hundreds of years of domestication to get this guy on our side

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u/Disastrous_Peace_674 15d ago

It's deadly in that it is very successful in hunting. Most animals are only successful a fraction of the time, they're successful more often than not.

Could they hunt a human? Lol no. Probably fuck up your face if they didn't want your attention, but they're not gonna kill anyone easily.

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u/Ok_Violinist1817 15d ago

All I can imagine is talking in my high pitched cat babying voice and going HI BB KIBBEN and then my face gets torn off but I get a few pets in

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u/unsmashedpotatoes 15d ago

World's deadliest, but not deadly to me. I'd try to pet it.

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u/Little_Mushroom_6452 15d ago

I hate how vague people are when explaining animal stats. It might be the deadliest when it comes to small birds and rodents. But they said one of the world’s deadliest like that little thing is out there taking out zebras lol.

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u/eberlix 14d ago

That's not friend shaped, it's overlord shaped.

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u/intellectualth0t 14d ago

I SWEAR this is my sweet angel baby Roxy

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u/saintash 14d ago

Every time I see a post about this cat species.

I get very very frustrated. Why aren't we domesticating them?

Look what we did to wolves.

I believe in humanity. We can do this. We can do it.

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u/Tricky-Shake-2379 14d ago

Wouldn’t they just end up as a regular housecat?

Plus if not, they might hybridize with the regular housecats anyway. I mean they are of the same genus after all.

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u/anxiety_herself 14d ago

I often joke that my girl is part this species. The bottom of her feet are black and she's VERY small and she's VERY sassy

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u/Right-Funny-8999 14d ago

Friend-shaped and is a friend to us. Terminator to small creatures tho.

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u/AdThese7233 15d ago

ugh i need one😪 i love cats with patterns in their fur

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u/alterEd39 15d ago

I mean… to be fair, if this motherfucker killed me, I could live with that.

Or… die… whatever.

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u/liagibaabigail 14d ago

i could fix her.

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u/Complex-Zebra2598 15d ago

I'm not prey. Come and say hello gorgeous creature. 😻

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u/Brief-Organization83 15d ago

I can fix him.

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u/fondue4kill 15d ago

Them and Pallis cats. Those fluffy babies just need some belly rubs

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u/ExtraterrestrlaI 15d ago

This cat isn’t really the deadliest to people! It’s like how dragonflies are one of the most efficient hunters. Are they going to kill you? Probably not (don’t test that) but they’re still very deadly when it comes to their killing prowess

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u/BullsOnParadeFloats 15d ago

It's deadly to bugs and voles.

This thing is the size of a mf teacup. My hoodcats are bigger than this thing.

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u/thanatica 15d ago

Not neccesarily deadly to humans, I would presume. The thing about the size of a baby bunny.

(I know it says right there, but it's imperial and I can't be arsed to sort that back to sense today, mate)

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u/Anonymous-81293 14d ago

I don't care if its deadly. lol. it's too cute to be THAT deadly, right?

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u/Useful_Secret4895 14d ago

Yeah, it's certainly deadly, only if you are a lizard or a rodent or a small bird or an insect. I think you'll be fine.

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u/aphronicolette13 15d ago

😍😍😍

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u/Gh0stl3it 15d ago

All the better to eat you with.

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u/Classic-Judgment-196 15d ago

The only thing they can kill me with is cuteness! >:3

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u/VQQN 15d ago

These are the cats the Egyptians should have domesticated

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u/deadsoulinside 15d ago

The world's deadliest does not mean deadly to humans. It's just got a way higher successful hunt/kill rate than other felines. It most lives off small mice and insects due to its small size iirc.

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u/Empty-OldWallet 15d ago

Tell me why if our cats go back to being feral they change appearance but these things are damn cute even though they're wild

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u/dwarf_bulborb 15d ago

Deadly if you’re some type of rodent or perhaps a bird. They don’t hunt humans so they’re not deadly to us

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u/Xrystian90 15d ago

Deadliest to its prey, not to people. Its about its hunting success rate.

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u/CRUSTYDOGTAlNT 15d ago

You better have a Holy Hand Grenade if you encounter it in the wild

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