Commented on a post where someone was having intrusive thoughts about launching a baby in a bouncy baby lounger, comment read (trying to avoid another warning here):

‘Intrusive thoughts… jump off that (liff, drop kickle that baby into a bus, as per my last email your email.. do it’.

Appealed the warning, it was upheld. What the fruit loops! On best behaviour now, I DON’T choose that guy’s previous alive wife.

I still ate it, but I was mildly infuriated