r/nothingeverhappens • u/Old-Handle-1378 • 8d ago

For Portland this tracks

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u/SoldMySoulForHairDye 8d ago

I have spent entirely too much time absorbing true crime shit, because if I saw this I'd immediately assume there's a dead hooker buried somewhere nearby.

Maybe my mother in law is right. Maybe I do need Jesus.

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u/VegetableComplex5213 8d ago

I actually did some research - https://www.instagram.com/casadiabloclubpdx/p/C3f2JmQuyxj/?hl=en

This is the stripper I believe the shoes to have belong to - this is also the closest club to that trail as well

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u/SoldMySoulForHairDye 8d ago

.......I am unreasonably impressed that you seem to have tracked down the specific stripper that belongs to a random pair of shoes found in a wooded trail with no context. Seriously.

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u/LocationOdd4102 7d ago

Seriously, that's more competence than I've come to expect from actual cops and investigators. They should start recruiting internet sleuths