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Perfectly-timed graduation moment

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u/wistfully 5d ago

Majestic crotch shot.

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u/WeAreAllGoofs 5d ago

The tips touched

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u/bdfortin 5d ago

Proceed to dock.

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u/melperz 4d ago

I used to hug a lot with my basketball team, I didn't know our dicks are that close when hugging. Good thing we do it in the shower so no pictures while naked.

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u/Nortex_Vortex 2d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/abieslatin 5d ago

Damn, not only perfectly timed, but perfectly placed as well!

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u/NebulaNinja 5d ago

Even the planes pumped the breaks for a few seconds to hit it right. Incredible!

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u/BedditTedditReddit 5d ago

brakes

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u/certnneed 5d ago

C’mon, give them a brake this time!

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u/anon-mally 5d ago

Stop ✋️ with all the puns. Slow down and just enjoy the crotch view

Lol

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u/Circus_Finance_LLC 5d ago

your being pedantic

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u/AdamantEevee 5d ago

You almost got me lol

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u/KEPD-350 4d ago

*ur

learn 2 fukn spell u moran

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u/RBuilds916 5d ago

It's amazing how well they can time those flyovers. Blue Angels are badass.

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u/mr_potatoface 5d ago

Those are the thunderbirds I think. 16s not 18s.

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u/RBuilds916 5d ago

You're right. The FA-18 has a different shape, and zooming in I can see the paint, not just the silhouette. And the navy doesn't wear white pants. I looked and I couldn't find when the Thunderbirds went from a five plane formation to six planes. 

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u/PM_MeYour_pitot_tube 5d ago

The Navy does wear white pants. The uniform is even called “dress whites.”

These are the Thunderbirds though. This is the flyover for the USAFA graduation. Happens every year.

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u/TheChrono 5d ago

Pretty sure the hat throwers were the ones timing it…

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u/CatWeekends 5d ago

It's a little bit of both, which is why they're almost always able to perfectly time their stadium flyovers during the national anthem.

Flyovers have to be carefully timed, usually so that the fighter jets appear just as the national anthem finishes (during the "home of the brave" line). The calculations are all performed on a computer, using GPS coordinates and a target speed. Meanwhile, the planes are in a holding pattern near the event site. When a spotter positioned on the ground gives the command, the planes are off and soar over the event right on cue.

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u/Top-Sheepherder-3657 5d ago

It's generally treated as a training exercise.

Time management is a critical skill for pilots.

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u/TheSaucyCrumpet 5d ago

View from the cockpit of how they coordinate timings: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9UJFcGhx4w

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u/abholeenthusiast 5d ago

More like the guy announcing. That's why he paused between are and dismissed

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u/TheChrono 4d ago

Well yeah it's a group effort.

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u/TheSaucyCrumpet 5d ago

Those are the Thunderbirds, Blue Angels don't fly the F-16.

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u/ForHelp_PressAltF4 5d ago

Yeah and blue angles would have been closer together

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u/ForHelp_PressAltF4 5d ago

Check out their IMAX. 400 mph 12 inches apart doing a rolling diamond (stay in a diamond while the whole thing does a roll)

I think running that on time is their wheelhouse. Their insanely talented wheelhouse.

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u/RBuilds916 5d ago

The Air Force Cadets really should have tipped me off.

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u/allthumbsblazing 5d ago

And then their balls touched

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u/reb00tmaster 5d ago

tip to tip

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u/ForHelp_PressAltF4 5d ago

What is it you kids call it... Docking?

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u/bdfortin 5d ago

“Cooper, what are you doing?“ “Docking.”

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u/3p1cG4m3r123 5d ago

What else could you call it

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u/La_Lanterne_Rouge 5d ago

I think the one on the left is a female.

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u/GrandmaPoses 5d ago

Did I stutter?

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u/whygonejinn 5d ago

the comment section did not disappoint

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u/-neti-neti- 5d ago

Are you talking about the two obvious women in the video? Their balls?

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u/articulateantagonist 5d ago edited 5d ago

Not that it really matters, but I see one person on the left with female bits and one on the right with male bits.

If we're talking tailoring, you can see that the person on the left (from our perspective) has a top that accommodates breasts + pants that are fitted to a typical women's waistline and hip/thigh shape. The person on the right, pants-wise, dresses to the left to accomodate their genitals and, despite also having a high waistline, has a comparatively looser fit from the waist down, which is typical of men's military dresswear.

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u/Mrxtmb 4d ago

That’s the best part

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u/DoYouTrustToothpaste 5d ago

What kind of graduation is that?

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u/NashConstructs 5d ago

US Air Force Academy

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u/echocall2 5d ago

Yeah this is one of their traditions

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u/Stormlightlinux 5d ago

The energy at the stadium when this happens is electric. Completely insane.

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u/Seastarstiletto 5d ago

Yeah because sitting through it for hours and it’s finally over! Love my brother, but daaaamn that was rough.

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u/backfromsolaris 2d ago

Not to mention a crazy air show directly above the stadium usually ensues afterwards

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u/abholeenthusiast 5d ago

Crotch shots?

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u/CatsAreMajorAssholes 5d ago

The United State Air Force Academy Commencement in Colorado Springs, Colorado. This is an annual tradition with the hat toss and the Air Force Thunderbirds flyover synchronized. The person at the podium announcing the dismissal is watching the Thunderbirds approach the stadium and will announce "DISMISSED!" at just the right time to have the hats in the air as they fly over.

Typically, either the President, Vice President, or Secretary of Defense are the Commencement speakers. After the hat toss, the Thunderbirds circle back around and perform their aerial maneuvers show directly above the stadium.

This is what it looks like non-crotch shot

source: I live across the street.

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u/hkohne 5d ago

This would be awesome to see!

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u/CatsAreMajorAssholes 5d ago

You can watch the Thunderbirds from outside the stadium. Plenty of good vantage points. They come in a few days before and do several practice shows, and if the weather agrees- I think the practice shows are even better than Commencement day.

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u/bebig1rl 5d ago

unique and memorable graduation photo that timing is perfect 🛫🛫

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u/Pomodorosan 5d ago

bad bot

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u/DayForIt 5d ago

No clue why you got downvoted. This is the equivalent of those tiktok/twitter OF bots. They comment based on the caption. It absolutely is a bot, without a doubt.

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u/complaintsandrecomme 5d ago

What part of the post title did the bot pick up on to include the airplane emojis?

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u/CupcakesAreMiniCakes 4d ago

Machine learning computer vision could easily identify planes in the video

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u/Omni-Light 4d ago

You can send a video to a gpt bot and ask it to describe what's happening.

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u/DayForIt 5d ago

Good question to be honest. It could also be viewing the video to create the comment, or the other comments as well. I’m not entirely sure. The same thing happens on TikToks though - with the emojis, I mean.

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u/Laoscaos 5d ago

The Profile seems to be an only fans and, so does that person hire bots, or is the entire OF page bots? Bots all the way down?

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u/DayForIt 5d ago

Yes most likely the person who owns the OF account is not the one making comments/posts.

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u/makemecoffee 4d ago

It’s an OF bot account for a literal SEX DOLL.

Nothing is real anymore. 😅

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Adventurous_Log_6452 5d ago

off to commit war crimes for a dictator in Canada too!

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u/enddream 5d ago

lol please explain

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u/PalpitationStill4942 5d ago

Poor sentence structure but I believe they are implying that Trump is the dictator sending these guys off to a war with Canada.

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u/RosesAndThorns32 5d ago

Nothing like a graduation crotch shot

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u/ddavid808 5d ago

That's an album cover right there

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u/alghiorso 5d ago

May your hats fly as high as your dreams - Michael Scott

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u/retainftw 5d ago

They were able to time it perfectly because they have Signal accounts.

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u/the47man 4d ago

The squirrel in the grass..

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u/Hopeful-Steak-9743 5d ago

Oddly erotic.

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u/mr_potatoface 5d ago

Just two bros hugging it out with a view from below.

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u/arrivederci117 5d ago

Hopefully they can enjoy life as much as they can before the bozos upstairs sends them to Greenland, Panama, and God knows where else.

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u/PalpitationStill4942 5d ago

One can only hope that in less than four years, some normalcy can return and errors corrected and bridges rebuilt. It's your only chance of survival as an intact country,

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u/superxpro12 5d ago

Assuming we have a free and fair election, house is back in 2.

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u/twat69 5d ago

Greenland, Panama, and God knows where else.

Canada is where else.

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u/PalpitationStill4942 5d ago

Congratulations and remember your oath to your constitution.

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u/Fhugem 5d ago

That moment perfectly captures the blend of tradition and spectacle in military ceremonies. It's a visual metaphor for the gravity of their new roles.

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u/Inevitable_Bit7960 5d ago

Whoooo you are now property of the US Air Force whooooo

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u/ActionLegitimate9615 5d ago

Air Force, not Navy.

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u/Inevitable_Bit7960 5d ago

Thx for correcting me

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u/Manburpig 5d ago

Under a dictator commander in chief

Yayyy! Woohoo!

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u/KingBobIV 5d ago

They've been property of the government for two years at that point lol

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u/kaithana 5d ago

And they were all in high school during orange man’s first term and thought “Military sounds pretty good. I’m gonna sign up as soon as I can!”

I’m not sure if it’s better or worse than the select few special people that enlisted during the Vietnam war. Though I guess if you enlisted rather than being drafted you had a bit more choice about where you’d end up. This feels worse.

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u/12of12MGS 5d ago edited 5d ago

Reddit moment

Probably hard for you to imagine but some people like the idea of serving.

Also 2/3 of the military were volunteers during Vietnam, 1/3 drafted. So not a “select few”

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u/XnoXhalo 5d ago

Seems like a lot of government waste. Where is doge?

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u/Bavario1337 4d ago

no wonder the us needs this big of a budget when they have fighter jets flying above for a graduation.

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u/captcraigaroo 5d ago

I went to a different Service academy. I remember hearing those words

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u/AboveGroundPoolQueen 5d ago

Beautiful 🤩

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u/IndyO1975 5d ago

Wow. Nice.

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u/BadGuyCraig 5d ago

Hell yeah military propaganda!

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u/bilateralincisors 5d ago

Sign on up now! Just in time to liberate Greenland, Panama, and Canada! Why? Money!

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u/Pheronia 5d ago

Would be perfect if we didn't look at their balls.

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u/NobodyMoove 5d ago

Yeah if you can't tell that is a woman on left Ive got bad news for you

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u/-neti-neti- 5d ago

They are both clearly women

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u/ILoveRegenHealth 5d ago

Comment section is weird because some swear it's two guys, some say it's two women, and I see one guy on the right and a lady on the left.

Is this like the Blue/White dress meme

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u/-neti-neti- 5d ago

Yeah you can freeze it on the frame when you see their faces. It’s a guy on the right and a woman on the left. I was wrong

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u/Original_Insurance68 5d ago

Que Green Day

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u/Alienday1997 5d ago

Here where i live, home of the navel base we call them SEMEN hahahaha

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u/ElvenNoble 5d ago

I thought someone's hat was going to land on someone else's head.

Instead it's just planes happened to be in the center of the camera during the hat throw.

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u/Shadowoperator7 5d ago

Yeah the service academies understand timing if nothing else. As a navy mid who loves to shit on Air Force, I think they’re probably the best at it.

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u/nobody_gets_hurt 5d ago

Bumping hogs after the fighter jets pretty damn American

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u/onfrikinshuffle 5d ago

couldnt help but notice bottom right dude got hit in the head... heh heh

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u/soccer3hunna 5d ago

United we Endure

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u/abousamaha 5d ago

yeah hanging

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u/DrDrunkMD 5d ago

That was cool, but no one is going to comment on the hat bonk at the end?

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u/anonbcwork 5d ago

Are all the hats identical and interchangeable, or does everyone have to scramble to find their own hat afterwards?

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u/FFFRabbit 5d ago

Fast, Neat, Average

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u/butibum 5d ago

How do they find their hats after throwing them?

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u/Stopikingonme 5d ago

“Tower, bird strike bird strike!!”

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u/AnastasiaSheppard 4d ago

Every one commenting on their balls or possible lack-thereof, no one commenting on the hat smacking him right it the face.

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u/Crafty-Research333 4d ago

I sincerely hope this wasn’t AI manipulated

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u/Brief_Inspection7697 4d ago

Is this like a mariachi thing?

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u/Ambitious_Campaign34 4d ago

Perfect tip touching doesn’t Exis-

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u/Tjmonsivais 4d ago

That’s so cool!!!! 😍

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u/Floweropolis_11 4d ago

They just played tummy sticks!

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u/Leadfoot-500 3d ago

Pause it. Share it with friends. Print it. Frame it. Never leaves the mantle as an absolute winner shot of a big life moment. Well done. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🤌🏾

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u/Aloyrj 3d ago

I could never 😔

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u/Expected_Inquisition 3d ago

Get this propaganda out of here

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u/Actual-Employee-1680 5d ago

Wow! Outstanding!

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u/Ordinary_Rich_3334 5d ago

Looks like a movie scene

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u/csonakhaz 5d ago

now comes student debt repayment

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u/tails99 5d ago

yeah, "dismissed", but to where, because they are legally bound to at least eight years of service

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u/shibui_ 5d ago

Military. Not at all surprised they perfected the timing of the hat throw. Nice.

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u/hurricanebarker 5d ago

That is a badass shot!

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u/markyoung0 5d ago

This is epic and unique! Congratulations!

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u/Prudent_Substance_25 5d ago

That's freaking rad!

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u/weasler7 5d ago

That time on target is pretty damned impressive….

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u/707Helmut 5d ago

Could just as easily be described as oddly terrifying considering the current US government

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u/Zappion 5d ago

Propaganda.

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u/PopePae 5d ago

Truly a wonderful life decision. Those civilians in countries you can’t point out on a map won’t know what hit em!

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u/EidolonLives 5d ago

Ok, time to defend the constitution, just as you swore to. Otherwise you're a deserter and a traitor.

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u/YoursTrulyKindly 5d ago

Militarism and glorification of war seems to be on the rise.

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u/greenthrowaway4013 5d ago

nah military stupid as fuck

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u/BattleBrother1 5d ago

Yeah of all the horrible things you can do with your life joining the one branch of the one military that is responsible for more crimes against humanity than all others combined is up there. Fuck the US military

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u/Accomplished_You_480 5d ago

The Imperial Japanese army, the Wehrmacht and the Red Army would all like to have a word

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u/jonosaurus 5d ago

a time machine would be required to join those examples though lol

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u/this_knee 5d ago edited 5d ago

HOLY SHIT!!

That’s incredible!

Edit: don’t understand the downvotes. I truly think this is amazing. Whatevs

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u/Manburpig 5d ago

Boooo.

Letting the government make your life decisions for you is something losers do.

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u/Kolby_Jack33 5d ago

You tell em, redditor with a South Park reference username!

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u/Manburpig 5d ago

You got me. That's what I do with my life: make references to South Park characters.

What I do with my life is more important than what any loser that joins the military does.

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u/Kolby_Jack33 5d ago

Anyone can lie on the internet.

I'm an astronaut.

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u/Manburpig 5d ago

Only difference was I wasn't lying lol. And I don't care what you think haha

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u/Kolby_Jack33 5d ago

Yeah, you sound like someone who doesn't care.

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u/Manburpig 5d ago

And you sound like someone who has no life direction, so they join the military. Then they can be told what to do LOL

Get more defensive, loser.

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u/Kolby_Jack33 5d ago

That's true. Or at least it was when I was 20.

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u/Manburpig 5d ago

No one (with a brain) cares

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u/Kolby_Jack33 5d ago

And yet, you can't seem to walk away.

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u/Katre_Valkyrie22 5d ago

Wooowww!!!!!! 😱 so amazing!!! 🇺🇸

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u/Mistoku 5d ago

Your tax dollars at work.

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u/DriveByStoning 5d ago

Pilots are required to perform a minimum amount of flight hours. Flying over a military graduation would fulfill some of that time.

Golfing is not a requirement and costs more than that flyover.

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u/PandaDentist 5d ago

Also the same reason they do flyovers for sporting events. The guys planning and flying these things have to be able to be over target at exactly the right time, it's no surprise this worked in the gif

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u/EpicBeardMan 5d ago

It isn't just flight hours. Getting a jet in the right place at the right time takes practice for a lot more people that just the pilots.

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u/murso74 5d ago

It's like trying to explain to people that military funding gives us a lot of civilian benefits, like GPS. Not that we don't spend too much in military funding, but it's not just all for the war machine

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u/WillowIndividual5342 5d ago

socialism is evil

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u/Manburpig 5d ago

Fighter pilots are obselete lol.

We barely use them anymore.

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u/RydeOrDyche 5d ago

The biggest news in the last week was the Signal leak. Which involved fighter jets being used.

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u/Uttuuku 5d ago

We absolutely do use our fighter pilots. What rock are you living under?

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u/Shifty_Gelgoog 5d ago

The jets belong to the USAF Thunderbird Aerial Demonstration Team, whose entire reason for existing is to motivate recruitment. At least a few of those newly-commissioned 2Lts likely joined in part due to seeing the Thunderbirds.

The team and their maintenance also need to practice, and at least a few of the pilots are likely academy grads, so it's rather fitting that the Thunderbirds do a flyover for their own Air Force Academy during a commissioning ceremony.

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u/Accomplished_You_480 5d ago

Yeah? and? they gotta get flight time somehow

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u/dolphinsaresweet 5d ago edited 4d ago

“Shit don’t step on my phone bro!”

“Sorry but why tf is it on the ground?”

Edit: downvoted, really? Ight.

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u/goodguygreg808 5d ago

That TOT be hot!

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u/pmccolgan1 5d ago

Awesome

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u/Ok-Swordfish4892 4d ago

Wow! What a perfect shot! 😎👍🏻

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u/Dependent-Writer4542 4d ago

MERICAFUCKYEAH

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u/Darkangel90009 4d ago

Ah, propaganda at its finest. Almost like all U.D. military branches are at an all time low for recruitment rates. Must be time for some more military movies, top gun 3?

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u/dicksneeze43s 5d ago

Someone call doge, this seems wasteful.

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u/Visual-Reception-139 5d ago

Good for y’all, and also not good for y’all. Such a shitty time to be representing your “government”

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u/No_Expression_7215 5d ago

Send cash mgordashreid at gmail

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u/E-raticArtist69 5d ago

now go to war with Iran

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u/StJimmy_815 5d ago

Alright, now shoot americas enemies

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u/Littlelord188 5d ago

That’s my tax dollars 😢

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u/ixkamik 5d ago

Lovely, can we talk about wasteful resources being used for a graduation.? This is the time to talk about it right?

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