r/oddlysatisfying • u/ShallowAstronaut • 1d ago

Cutting a pineapple

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u/TheScottishMoscow 1d ago

Can you look really, really unimpressed and miserable?

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u/KathrynSpencer 1d ago

Depends, how long have you worked for Walmart?

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u/aspidities_87 1d ago

Welcome to Pineapple Mart, I love you.

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u/AlmightyTurtleman 1d ago

Do you sell oranges? I feel like some oranges.

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u/Jeffbx 1d ago

Pineapple only. NEXT!

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u/Bilbo_nubbins 1d ago

Then he wadddled away, waddle waddle

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u/SH4D0W0733 1d ago

'Til the very next day (Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum, ba-dum)

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u/Djbusx 12h ago

Got any grapes?

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u/yowza8 1d ago

Sir, this is a 2025 Wendy's, not Orange Dreamsicle Frosty 2024 Wendy's.