r/wallstreetbets • u/s1n0d3utscht3k • Mar 03 '25

News Trump Officially Signs 20% Tariffs on China

https://www.barrons.com/news/trump-signs-order-for-20-tariff-on-china-w-house-d6fec57f
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u/Ninjamuh Mar 03 '25

Are we just putting stocks on a wheel and spinning to see where we’re throwing our puts now?

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u/Patient-Mulberry-659 Mar 03 '25

They behead a chicken and see where it lands 

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u/SpaldingSmails Mar 03 '25

Due to eggflation, chicken will be blindfolded and spun on waxed wood floor and sent immediately back to laying chamber after prognosticating.

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u/SayNoToBrooms Mar 04 '25

Well that’s progress at least, right??