r/wallstreetbets • u/s1n0d3utscht3k • Mar 03 '25

News Trump Officially Signs 20% Tariffs on China

https://www.barrons.com/news/trump-signs-order-for-20-tariff-on-china-w-house-d6fec57f
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u/Ninjamuh Mar 03 '25

Are we just putting stocks on a wheel and spinning to see where we’re throwing our puts now?

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u/Patient-Mulberry-659 Mar 03 '25

They behead a chicken and see where it lands 

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u/AbleEmphasis1518 Mar 03 '25

Arise Chicken! Chicken Arise!

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u/Gold_Ticket_1970 Mar 03 '25

Totally not working Frylock

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u/binglelemon Mar 03 '25 edited Mar 04 '25

Move over here...better reception.

ARISE CHICKEN ARISE!

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u/Tevinter86 Mar 04 '25

YES! Sometimes I will randomly say this and Noone gets the reference!

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u/BobbyFe Mar 04 '25

Don’t worry brother I also say this and no one understands Aths was fire sometimes

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u/Ragnarok314159 Mar 04 '25

Finance is about the only place a necromancer could work without suspicion. Or being the most evil one in the building.

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u/Ol_stinkler Mar 04 '25

Stick is... Upside down