r/wallstreetbets • u/ihasanemail I am a huge prick. Welcome to r/wallstreetbets • 1d ago

Discussion -$596,000 today after tariff announcement. Purely coincidental the Wendy's app is hooking me up with a $1 JBC for dinner.

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u/b1gb0n312 1d ago

*Unzips pants and trickles down

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u/meistermichi 1d ago

That'll be $500.

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u/ArkAngelEV 1d ago

don’t forget to say thank you

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u/Syclus 17h ago

Did they even say thank you once?

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u/gizmostuff 14h ago

Why don't you wear a suit while getting pissed on...wtf man...where's your class?

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u/BitingBlush6969 1d ago

No, you pay me $10 dollars!

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u/big-mo 1d ago

In this economy?!

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u/Pan_TheCake_Man 1d ago

Thanks mate that was golden’

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u/Dipstickpattywack 1d ago

Pee usually is.

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u/Local_Lingonberry851 1d ago

Sign of bad health, send him to the water homies

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u/Pretend-Marsupial258 1d ago

It can be brown if you're dehydrated enough.

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u/user_of_the_week 1d ago

Tinkle down theory

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u/Child_of_the_Hamster 1d ago

Me, wet and smelling of piss: “am I winning yet?”

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u/ksihevd 16h ago

-(R Kelly has entered the chat)