r/wizardposting • u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer • Jan 28 '25
Lorepost (open interaction) đ Need dragon eggs
an ad on the etheral plane apears on your orbs while you were scrying
"Seek to buy a dozen metalic dragon eggs , will pay in gold , favor or boon"
"If you need to know why before selling then i will tell you this : i need to breed dragon so that they can serve as a substitute for human spirit. It is only for my personal consumption and not in the optics of entering the market and i will not threaten any monoplycin place. The dragons will be placed in a plane of my creation in wich there is only herbivorous animals and plants and in wich time goes faster in a way that make our minutes years for that plane."
"To contact me burn a duck with the feathers and head (not a duck bought in stores)"
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u/man_in_the_corner Arwium, Arch-Chaos Biomancer (ex, chaos god) Jan 28 '25
Wouldnât this anger some dragon? There was two dragon war before this and this might start a third.
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 28 '25
Why would they be angry ? I offer them a whole world to thrive in
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u/man_in_the_corner Arwium, Arch-Chaos Biomancer (ex, chaos god) Jan 28 '25
I believe that would be the hiring people to steal their eggs part
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 28 '25
Who talked about theft ? I am not asking for people to steal eggs !
I just want to buy some from someone who have some
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u/man_in_the_corner Arwium, Arch-Chaos Biomancer (ex, chaos god) Jan 28 '25
And how do you think the average wizard gets a dragon egg?
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 28 '25
Asking nicely ? Comerce ?
Isnt there a comerce of dragon egg ?
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u/man_in_the_corner Arwium, Arch-Chaos Biomancer (ex, chaos god) Jan 28 '25
Well firstly you canât really ask a dragon âhey can I have some of your childrenâ
secondly dragons are intelligent creatures so any commerce for dragon eggs are likely illegal underground operations.
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 28 '25
Uh
But there are comerce of other creature tough , i saw one guy buying a "cuow" or something like that
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u/man_in_the_corner Arwium, Arch-Chaos Biomancer (ex, chaos god) Jan 28 '25
Well those creatures are usually livestock or non sapient magical creatures
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 28 '25
I dont see how they are "lifestock" or less sentient. I can make the difference between plants and animals line you or dragons but honestly i can't tell much more than that
You could be a dog or a racoon for all that i know
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u/Ashmega8256 Alzoreth Dracarius/Alisa Solaria (+more characters) Jan 28 '25
Chloe: she sees one of the ads and is infuriated, anyway, moving on
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u/UlrickTheHexblade Ulrick Braddocke, Werewolf Hexblade, R&A Superior Jan 28 '25
Ulrick shakes his head a little as the ad pops up.
Helping Yan, and finding a solution for his need for susteance on sentient life is slowly becoming more and more urgent.
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 28 '25
/uw at least he is trying
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u/UlrickTheHexblade Ulrick Braddocke, Werewolf Hexblade, R&A Superior Jan 28 '25
/uw he tries his best. Just he needs more to thinkâŠ
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 28 '25
/uw what he need is someone that can explain to an alien what morality
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u/UlrickTheHexblade Ulrick Braddocke, Werewolf Hexblade, R&A Superior Jan 28 '25
/uw looks like itâs time to deploy a tactical Hirk lecture
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 28 '25
/uw oh no ! Not the tactical hirk lecture !
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u/UlrickTheHexblade Ulrick Braddocke, Werewolf Hexblade, R&A Superior Jan 28 '25
/uw yuh uh
u/Harpokiller (sorry if itâs a bad time)
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: âCookie Manâ, R&A department Head, Councillor Jan 28 '25
/uw just back from workbut never a bad time
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: âCookie Manâ, R&A department Head, Councillor Jan 28 '25
/uw you get to decide if itâs still worth being wrong before hirk is sent like a nuclear bomb
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 28 '25
/uw what do you mean ?
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u/Harpokiller Hirk: âCookie Manâ, R&A department Head, Councillor Jan 28 '25
/uw I donât know whatâs going on Ulrick just deploying me.
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 28 '25
/uw okay so to give you the full story : Ulrick asked Yan to stop consuming whole cities when he is hungry so Yan is trying to find a substitute and the one that have the best death/nutrition ratio is ancient dragon
So Yan is now trying to find dragon eggs so that he can farm ancient dragon
And Ulrick now call for hirk to put some reason in Yan's brain
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u/Kilroy898 Aldin/Pendragon Jan 28 '25
"Yan... you know metallic dragons are sentient beings right?"
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 28 '25
So i get that its supposed to mean something against my plan because you say it but i fail to see why
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u/Kilroy898 Aldin/Pendragon Jan 28 '25
"Because they can understand what you are doing? There are other types of dragons that don't have the same level of sentience...."
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 28 '25
So what you are telling me is that i should hatch them inside my made for them plan and never tell them ?
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u/Kilroy898 Aldin/Pendragon Jan 28 '25
"I'm saying you should not sacrifice people.. there are more humane ways to accomplish what you seek to."
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 28 '25
If there are more humane ways i didnt found any
This is the lost humane way i found , killing one ancient dragon allow me to spare 100 000 human
If i create a sustainable source of ancient dragon i wont even have to lay waste pn whole worlds everytime i starve myself not wanting to take lives
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u/Kilroy898 Aldin/Pendragon Jan 28 '25
"Or, you could go after demons... those also would have the same outcome, but the demons deserve it."
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 28 '25
Demons are just like celestial being extention of their plane of existence, their spirit is just a manifestation of said plane
Sadly it would make way more damage to the greater scheme of things if i were to eat a hole trough hell and bring the far realms into the "normal" planes
Also spirits are the life of a being , i would debate that demons were never alive to beggin with as they are born in the realm afterlife
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u/Kilroy898 Aldin/Pendragon Jan 28 '25
"Damn. I was really hoping you'd just go full war on hell... you are nearly as old as I am though so it makes sense you'd understand the intricacies... fine. I'll supply you with your souls. Would that work for you?"
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 28 '25
Ist not really the souls tough , its more that thing attached to it , i call it the spirit. Some call it the mind
Its what generate the litle voic in their head
But if you have that i would be happy to take , if the price to pay isnt too high
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u/Viking_From_Sweden Kartoffel the Mechanus Arachne Jan 28 '25
Sooo
You want to raise sapient beings for food?
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 28 '25
Yes ?
You make it sound way worse than it is
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u/Viking_From_Sweden Kartoffel the Mechanus Arachne Jan 28 '25
Yeah, cause theyâre sapient? Youâre basically keeping slaves
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 28 '25
Well i dont have them yet
But i wont tell them what to do , they will have a whole world in wich they will be free and will tule as much as they want
And once they become old enough to be considered "ancient" they will end up dead by my hand so that i can consume their spirit
But before that they are kings of the world and since there is no threat to their lives imortals
Isnt that a fair deal ?
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u/Viking_From_Sweden Kartoffel the Mechanus Arachne Jan 28 '25
A sheltered life ainât much of a life if you ask me
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 28 '25
Its not as if it was a small room , its as big as their world
You caml it sheltered because they can't go farther in the room than they could in their home world ?
Its a whole planet !
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u/Viking_From_Sweden Kartoffel the Mechanus Arachne Jan 28 '25
âŠ
You keep them separate from the real world, away from real life. Donât matter how big you make their pasture, theyâll still be cattle
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 28 '25
But not for long ! Woth enough years there will be a civilisation of them , tousands of people ! It will be no different from the one prisoner on planet without mean of long distance communication or faster than light travel
At the difference that they would be in total eternal peace , no danger not even predator for their food. The world would be catle to them !
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u/The_Unkowable_ Artemis, Empress of Tak'ath and Baroness of Ithacar Jan 29 '25
...Someone's gonna die.
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 29 '25
Yes the dragon will die eventually but not before living a long and healthy life and having childrens
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u/The_Unkowable_ Artemis, Empress of Tak'ath and Baroness of Ithacar Jan 29 '25
...I think you misunderstood. That's a threat to whoever's stupid enough to try and steal metallic dragon eggs, and to whoever's stupid enough to try and raise dragons as livestock.
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 29 '25
If i wanted to steal dragon eggs you would havd never known of my intention and the dragon would already be in the accelerated dimention
But if you want to come and replace an egg with yourself i would be glad to have a volontary person to feed me , tough your soul will remain intact your persona wont so you might want to reconsider
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u/The_Unkowable_ Artemis, Empress of Tak'ath and Baroness of Ithacar Jan 29 '25
You do realize that I'm saying "if you try this I will kill you", right?
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 29 '25
Yeah i got it
But you wont
Cause you'r weak and even if you had the means to kill you can't reach me
You dont even know where i am and i bet you dont care to learn who or why or anything else about me
And if you dont know that then you have no hope defeating me
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u/Airtatsy Jash Amatus: Half-Crazed Chimera/ Mari Lwyd Jan 29 '25
...
*Starts writing a new line on their to-do list*
*"Steal Dragon Eggs from Yan"*
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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Completionist Jan 28 '25
/uw Monopolising.
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 28 '25
/uw sorry orthograph isnt my strongest ability
And i dont think i can edit this
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u/Viking_From_Sweden Kartoffel the Mechanus Arachne Jan 28 '25
/uw I believe you can. The only posts you canât edit are ones with images as far as I know
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 28 '25
/uw i only see the save and delete option
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u/Stronger_Sans Mad Skeleton Pyromancer azure alliance Jan 28 '25
Damn now I need to find dragon eggs and a duck but somehow the duck is gonna be harder to find
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 28 '25
/uw made me chuckle out loud
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u/LE_Literature Necromancer Jan 28 '25
If you promise to serve an adamantine dragon's infant, they'll just give you one. You can't tell anyone though. No I don't have an adamantine dragon egg.
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 28 '25 edited Jan 28 '25
Sadly i need them before birth and wouldnt want to have to kill the parents once they ask what happened to their child and why i am not serving them
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u/LE_Literature Necromancer Jan 28 '25
Ah, well, I just have to finish polishing my... Ornate rock, and then I can assist you in finding another dragon egg for your purposes, adamantine dragons hunt other dragons so they shouldn't be upset... Not that I have any reason to worry about the opinion of adamantine dragons...
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 28 '25
Would they hunt other adamentine dragon ? I need my dragon to be peacefull so that they can reproduce without ever be killed
I need the biggest ratio dragon born-> ancient dragon possible
If i can be the only cause of death it would be the best
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u/LE_Literature Necromancer Jan 28 '25
They do so rarely, mostly they just hunt lesser dragons, any that are only as smart as beasts.
Adamantine dragons only hunt other dragons for their hordes, so as long as you don't accumulate a horde you shall be fine.
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 28 '25
I ... will pass on the adamantine dragon
Silver gold or copper will do just fine
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u/LE_Literature Necromancer Jan 28 '25
I am set to kill a silver dragon, I will check for eggs.
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 28 '25
Thank you ! You name the price once you got them
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u/LE_Literature Necromancer Jan 28 '25
/uw I think you hit send in the middle of editing there
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 28 '25
/uw typo error sorry
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u/Classic-Log-1178 Necromancer and local dealer of illicite crystals and wand mods Jan 28 '25
hey listen if your boy needs some ahem..... stimulants to keep then hatchling calm
ya boy is available 6 days a week 16 hours a day
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 28 '25
Uh no thank you ? Im not sure i get what you are trying to sell but it seem wildly not what i need
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u/Classic-Log-1178 Necromancer and local dealer of illicite crystals and wand mods Jan 28 '25
cant blame a fella for trying can ya?
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u/King__Carmine King Carmine the ever pregnant, vampire/bloodmancer Jan 29 '25
Elsewhere, King Carmine feels uneasy for reasons he is uncertain of.
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u/avamir Riva Blake - Queen of Ithacar, Summoner, Meth-Blood Elf Jan 29 '25
While I don't have anything against eating sapient species exactly, I do have a problem with raising them like livestock. If you kill something in combat fair and square and want to eat it? That sounds fine to me. Might be a little gross, but it's still not something unheard of. But raising beings with a language and culture so you can eat their babies? Come on now. Isn't baby-eating just comically evil and a prime way of getting armies raised against you?
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 29 '25
Who spoke of eating babies ?
I only intent on consuming them once they reached an advanced age and became ancient dragon and had offsprings
Anything between their birth and death at an old age is entirely spent in pure freedom inside of a world made for them to enjoy and live healthy life in
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u/avamir Riva Blake - Queen of Ithacar, Summoner, Meth-Blood Elf Jan 29 '25
Uh... you want to eat the elderly then? In front of their grandchildren?
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 29 '25
They dont need to be here but why not ?
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u/patoman12 Mauritius, Zealous Scholar, Phoenix Lich Jan 29 '25
"I've got a question, what happens to you if you don't consume anything?"
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 29 '25
I end up fracturing
Aspect of me exit me and go on a rampage as hhey are both hungry and hatefull toward anything that exit
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u/patoman12 Mauritius, Zealous Scholar, Phoenix Lich Jan 29 '25
/uw Ohh, yeah, didn't something like that happen in a battle of the necrowar?
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 29 '25
/uw yep , Yan got out of fuel and wounded and the aspect of hunger escaped
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u/patoman12 Mauritius, Zealous Scholar, Phoenix Lich Jan 29 '25
"Huh, I didn't expect something as ancient as you to be able to fracture at all... Can you come back from such a state?"
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 29 '25
Oh yeah , its not affecting me that much . Parts of me can be out of me and still be part of me while tehy act semi autonomously
But would rather have them inside , its safer for everyone
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u/patoman12 Mauritius, Zealous Scholar, Phoenix Lich Jan 29 '25
"Well, if you don't mind another question, what definition are you using for spirit regarding the dragon's? As you may know, it varies a lot from culture to culture"
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 29 '25
My définition of a spirit combine the life energy and the conciousness of a person
Its not the soul but rather it is in the souls aglomeration , the part that make you who you are
When a ghost is formed for example , the human spirit stay on earth while the rest of the soul quits it. The lone spirit without a soul slowly disapear rendering the ghost madder and madder as loosing part of your spirit is both loosing sanity and parts of what make you 'you'
Its the voice that speak when you read , the one that make decision , the pillot of the body
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u/patoman12 Mauritius, Zealous Scholar, Phoenix Lich Jan 29 '25
"I see, so it's more or less your conscience and individuality? Then unfortunately I won't be able to help, good luck in finding a way tho"
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 29 '25
One day ill find a way that dont require me to kill people for my own survival
Thank you for the luck
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u/MeThyLord The Paleomancer, Prehistoric Scholar Jan 28 '25
It's technically not a dragon egg, but a giant ancient reptile is incubating inside.
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 28 '25
Ah sorry but the part i need from the dragon is not the apearance (i can really tell what their apearance is actually) but the fact that the spirit of an ancient dragon is the densest form of spirit i can get my hands on in a renovable way.
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u/MeThyLord The Paleomancer, Prehistoric Scholar Jan 28 '25
Understandable. I had some back when I had a museum. Alas, that's gone now.
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 28 '25
Well you were absent for a while , i wouldnt be that surprised to learn that most of your things were stolen
Less and less people care for history those days
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u/MeThyLord The Paleomancer, Prehistoric Scholar Jan 28 '25
I don't own the building anymore. Most of it was destroyed anyway. I appreciate the many people who helped with its reconstruction, but it was no longer the museum I once knew. It has a new curator now.
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 28 '25
Its hard to see things you once holded dear change to a point that you dont recognise it anymore
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u/MeThyLord The Paleomancer, Prehistoric Scholar Jan 28 '25
Doubly so when you've dedicated your life to preserving the past.
But neither did the dinosaurs last forever, did they? Perhaps we can only hope to preserve something for as long as possible, but must accept it will inevitably end.
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 28 '25
Dinosaures past on , but they survived
They changed and went on their path. Yes its hard to look at a chiken when you still hild dear the great ancestors but thats how tye flow of life goes. Species disapear, cousins prevaul and turn into more new species until you can't even see how the legacy is supposed to honnor the past
But for each crow , each rooster , each ostrich live a bit of the Dinosaures of old
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u/MeThyLord The Paleomancer, Prehistoric Scholar Jan 28 '25
Hah, yes. I'm the last person in need of an evolutionary lesson.
But I understand the metaphor of what you're saying.
Hmm, I seem to have grown old and tired. I must not allow myself to become jaded as well.
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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Yan the sealed , primordial spirit of fire , The Arch conjurer Jan 28 '25
Yes , once you become old and tired you will be old and tired for ever
I know dead men that are old and tired even tough they are literaly on the other side those grumpy idiots
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u/P2G2_ Firen Bolt - Fireball 1# fan Jan 28 '25
how can I get on do not call list? I burn random Animals exety Tuesday and I don't wont you to appear every time I fireball duck