Need dragon eggs

[u/IncomeApprehensive17]

an ad on the etheral plane apears on your orbs while you were scrying

"Seek to buy a dozen metalic dragon eggs , will pay in gold , favor or boon"

"If you need to know why before selling then i will tell you this : i need to breed dragon so that they can serve as a substitute for human spirit. It is only for my personal consumption and not in the optics of entering the market and i will not threaten any monoplycin place. The dragons will be placed in a plane of my creation in wich there is only herbivorous animals and plants and in wich time goes faster in a way that make our minutes years for that plane."

"To contact me burn a duck with the feathers and head (not a duck bought in stores)"

[u/IncomeApprehensive17]

/uw oh no ! Not the tactical hirk lecture !

[u/Harpokiller → u/IncomeApprehensive17]

/uw you get to decide if it’s still worth being wrong before hirk is sent like a nuclear bomb

[u/IncomeApprehensive17 → u/Harpokiller]

/uw what do you mean ?

[u/Harpokiller → u/IncomeApprehensive17]

/uw I don’t know what’s going on Ulrick just deploying me.

[u/IncomeApprehensive17 → u/Harpokiller]

/uw okay so to give you the full story : Ulrick asked Yan to stop consuming whole cities when he is hungry so Yan is trying to find a substitute and the one that have the best death/nutrition ratio is ancient dragon

So Yan is now trying to find dragon eggs so that he can farm ancient dragon

And Ulrick now call for hirk to put some reason in Yan's brain

[u/Harpokiller → u/IncomeApprehensive17]

“You eat a dragon I eat you.”

“Just buy firewood if you need to burn things or buy in bulk. I can give you the cards for some of my suppliers since I do need to eat a lot to sustain my size.”

[u/IncomeApprehensive17 → u/Harpokiller]

Hirk we talked about this i can't burn wood for sustenance , im not phisical fire !

The only thing that work is the thing attached to a person soul that make them who they are

I need to consume "who" or i will starve

You really think dragon were my first choice ?

Actually i couldnt blame you if you did

[u/Harpokiller → u/IncomeApprehensive17]

“There’s a special bean, artificial souls.”

“Think those fake meats.”

“Not as good as real deal, but it’s the Alternative.”

“I can buy you the first batch or so. If you like then we keep them if not then we figure out. Just no burning things alright?”

[u/IncomeApprehensive17 → u/Harpokiller]

Actually Aldin proposed to provide me with ancient dragon frozen in time beforz their death so i think im going to accept

And artificial souls tend to lack the mind attached to it so it feel like ...

A banana peel without a banana

[u/Harpokiller → u/IncomeApprehensive17]

“Do the dragons consent.”

“I will have to ask him as they are my employee.”

[u/IncomeApprehensive17 → u/Harpokiller]

I failed to ask that so feel free to do so

[u/Harpokiller → u/IncomeApprehensive17]

“Can you get them for me?”

“My radios a bit messy today.”

/uw forgot their tag

[u/IncomeApprehensive17 → u/Harpokiller]

Sure

u/Kilroy898 Aldin ! Hirk want to ask you something !

[u/avamir → u/IncomeApprehensive17]

/uw How about an interdimensional crazy straw to an energy-rich alternate dimension? That way, he doesn't have to consume the sentient beings of THIS dimension, and the alternate dimension will provide enough sustenance and won't notice the drain.

[u/IncomeApprehensive17 → u/avamir]

/uw well he still need to consume sentient being and i doubt that mass killing in another place is more moral