r/wizardposting International Wizard Informative News Network - Anchor Jan 30 '25

Magi Law ⚖ Ladies and gentleman, we got ‘em.

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At approximately 1̷̧̻̫̺̘͇̻͙͇͔̋̌́̉̚͘͝ͅ2̸̯̿̊̍̈̏̍͘͠:̴̭̞̹̱̅̍͐̔͝3̴̡̢̼̳̞͍̿̉4̷͚̤̣̦̫͚͓̞͇͗ this morning Hepzalziburg the. Heretic was apprehended by member of law enforcement for the illegal manufacturing and distribution of of pixie dust. One agent commented that the levels of horror found in the basement of the perpetrator are beyond description and exceed the fears of those agents who have been investigating this matter over the past few months.

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u/Suilezrok Decipherer Of “how to be lich 1 step” wikihow article Jan 31 '25

A kangaroo court! (Not just cause the judge is a second rate Druid, that part is fine, though one does wonder)

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u/McPunchie International Wizard Informative News Network - Anchor Jan 31 '25

“Fact check: While the Judge has previously adjudicated while polymorphed into a kangaroo this does not reflect the standards that this court has always strived to put forth.” This was the Judges quote when I forwarded your concerns. IWINN does not in fact have a fact checking department. Two Pinocchios