r/wizardposting Evil Wizard Jan 31 '25

Wizardpost Any lore on this magic item?

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Found this object with a very strong aura. Wondering if anyone has any ancient texts that mention heavy metal rods that make the air spicy? Possible curse maybe?

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u/BlumpkinLord Grand Meister Grantalf, the great Sage (aka Granta Clause) Jan 31 '25

The forbidden boof! Keister this badboy for radiated spellcasting! Your butt may never seem the same after, so just use it in case of emergency.