r/wizardposting • u/PierreWest367 • 4d ago

Magi Law ⚖ Never letting knights near my woods again

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u/DreamingofRlyeh Sharra Karn Eldritch Dreamer and InHuman Necromancer 3d ago

They stopped sending dogs after me. I kept luring them to my side with treats.

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u/PierreWest367 3d ago

Same here but you can lure so many dogs before is too expensive to create so many homunculi to take care of them

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u/DreamingofRlyeh Sharra Karn Eldritch Dreamer and InHuman Necromancer 3d ago

I'm a necromancer. You would be amazed at how many people are thrilled to spend their afterlife hanging out with dogs. They describe it as better than Paradise.

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u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) 3d ago

Didn't expect to read about a wholesome utopian undead dog shelter today, but I'm here for it.

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u/DreamingofRlyeh Sharra Karn Eldritch Dreamer and InHuman Necromancer 3d ago

People who know me associate two things with me: dogs and the horror genre. It was inevitable