r/dadjokes • u/Enough_Animal_5595 • 22h ago

A man asked his wife if she would get remarried.

1.7k Upvotes

“If I died tomorrow, would you get remarried?” he asked

“Well, I am still young and I don’t want to live alone, so I probably would.” she replied softly

“Would you stay in this house?” he asked

“I guess I would, since it’s nice and I really like it!” she replied.

“Would you let him drive my truck?” he asked

“It’s useful where we live and I get a kick out of driving it myself,” she replied with a laugh

“But would you let him use my golf clubs” he asked

“No, he’s left handed”

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From - ‘what the hell is this?’ to ‘I’m still not buying it’ 😆
 in  r/funnymeme •  2d ago

different age same expression

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My MOM
 in  r/funnymeme •  2d ago

she's ours now

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Need a little help understanding? LOL.
 in  r/funnymeme •  2d ago

bro is straight but stupid

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I would love this reboot
 in  r/funnymeme •  3d ago

I guess it will be a good remake

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Lmao 😂
 in  r/funnymeme •  3d ago

that's a the real slim shady so please stand up

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😂
 in  r/funnymeme •  3d ago

pretty accurate

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Lol true
 in  r/funnymeme •  4d ago

in this economy? lol accurate

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Please make it happen! 🤣
 in  r/funnymeme •  4d ago

that's a very good idea

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I don’t need a man! 🫶
 in  r/funnymeme •  4d ago

but that toy is not gonna pay the bills tho

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At a job interview, the company director asks the candidate: "Why are you asking for such a high salary when you have no experience in this field?"
 in  r/dadjokes •  6d ago

I went on a job interview.

Interviewer asks, "Do you have any experience?"

Me, "Yes, of course, this is my 56th interview."

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she could get me out of this
 in  r/memes •  7d ago

lol it's not gonna happen irl

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Typical experience
 in  r/memes •  7d ago

every kid should experience this...

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I apologize on behalf of all ladies guys
 in  r/funnymeme •  9d ago

you guys have girlfriends??

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🗣️✍🏼
 in  r/funnymeme •  9d ago

relatable lmao