No october-december is like probably the most busy for us I think.

Honestly. I fucking love my job. And it's probably considered an awful job lol. I just wish it paid like atleast 3 dollars an hour more because my paychecks are pathetic haha.

Awesome. I'm too much of a lazy piece of shit for that. Or I leave my phone in the truck for all my nature walks lol.

Walking is really seriously the best though. I wish my town was set up better for walking to work and public transport.

On my days off I take like maybe 2k steps (plus or minus cause I don't always have my phone on me.)

I don't get out of bed till noon and if I can help it I stay in bed all day lol.

I would never walk this much if I wasn't getting paid to do so.

Elotes 🤤 omg how I love that

Sameee but honestly I might be the only one that eats them and I'm okay with that lol

I do love coleslaw okay that's on the list firsure

Beer. Bonus points if you bring it in a cooler with ice.

No because with boiling time, peeling, and mixing/stuffing time you spend like maybe an hr doing it and then ppl spend exactly 8.92 mins eating all your work.

The ratio is off. You're better off bringing beer as your side dish. It's a better time ratio

I mean... I'd give them a bag of mushrooms and tell them to eat them once they got to the little cabin in the woods that you booked them for the weekend.

Yea maybe I'll just dismember some squishmellows and turn them into real pillows one day.

Tbf, I'll still fight a hoe that says I shouldn't sleep with my childhood teddybear that homie has been through hell and back with me.

Dude if they made regular pillows as soft and fluffy as a squishmallow I'd totally sleep with that instead, I don't care about the little cutsie designs and stuff I just like how comfy they are to drool on.

Lmao no. I'm full grown with children.

Mine doesn't do this? She even just kinda grazes at her food most of the time. I could leave a whole ass turkey on the floor and tell her "no leave it, not yours" and walk away and she'd stay watching it.

I'm 100% convinced it's cause she grew up watching her older brother (who absolutely could never be trusted around food ever) get scolded so many times that she's like "nope not going g there"

Damnit I said the same thing without checking the replies first.

Circle Circle dot dot. I got my cootie shot.

Mine is kinda like one of those boogers that you go to pick thinking they are gonna be flaky and easy to flick away, only to find out they are the consistency of like halfway dried Elmer's glue. She's litterally touching me every chance she gets.

After sharing a bed with someone through most of my teen years, and practically all of my 20s and throwing kids into the mix; I have really valued what it means to have ones own sleeping space. I still absolutely cherish the random 3am "mom I can't sleep" Cuddles, but I never knew how important it was to have my own bed.

If I ever fall in love again best believe we will have our own rooms lol.

Bro it sounds like you and your family need to go out to the forest and touch some moss. No disrespect intended. My family and I are all little tree goblins and yea we like YouTube and video games and shit, but given the choice to look for wild mushrooms and raspberries (during the season) or play in the snow, or brain rot. 90% of the time we are picking the mtns forsure.

I give my kids water, some carving knives, and a really fucking loud whistle if they get hurt and tell them to stay relatively close, and don't eat anything they are unsure of. It's always worked for us and I'm pretty sure the moss gods are doing a better job raising my kids than I am.

Yess I found my people lol.

If it makes you feel better I'd happily eat a Thanksgiving meal at your home with your mud and leaves lmao.

Idk she was big mad because I told her that you can litterally grow microgreens in a jar without lights, or you can buy a $10 light on Amazon and grow some veggies if you don't have any good lighting at all lol.