r/onionheadlines • u/SiriusGD • 4h ago
Trump Threatens China With Thirty Hundred Bizillion Percent Hike
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this weeks pick ups! store was severely low on polar so just waterloo this week
The Lemon Italian Ice is very good. I just had a few tonight.
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A costume contest from spain (?)
That's not a costume. That's a float.
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Wanted a glass of wine, poured a glass of new sparkling water instead
I myself am enjoying a Waterloo "Lemon Italian Ice" right now. It kills my cravings for a beer.
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He saved the steel mills from the problems of operating at capacity
I wonder how much those steel mills contributed to his campaign?
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Woman throwing her man’s belongings out the window
Who's microwaving fish?
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Grocery savings!
We gotta work all the angles.
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This can’t work right?
It's garbage. It doesn't work. But there is a warranty so you can get another bottle for free afterwards. Still doesn't work.
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You’re a bad tornado in Jesus name
In the name of (white) Jesus, I rebuke you!
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Airport security is not holding back
They paid a lot for that system.
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What's he saying?
"You look delicious."
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Grocery savings!
A lot of grocery stores have senior discount days. Ask them. Mine is every Tuesday I get 5% off. Plus first Tuesday of the month I get an additional 10% off for being a veteran. I also do the grocery store's coupon system with loyalty membership (member deals) which helps, plus cash earnings that they have. I generally save 25% when I go shopping.
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Saw this on the way to work. Trump flag hanging upside down, a symbol for distress [OC]
"Help Trump! Save us from... Trump!"
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found this doorknob looking thing on the wheel what is it for
Xbox controller
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Nearly every 30 year olds have roommates. What happened?
Trickle down economics.
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Orcas and humans
Unless you throw one in a large aquarium you probably don't have to worry about them too much.
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Movie that includes Incest sex
Angels And Insects (1995)
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Can you recommend me more movies like the Dirty Dozen
Kelly's Heroes (1970)
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Did you have joy? Did you have fun? Did you have seasons in the sun?
My mother-in-law had that hair cut.
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r/onionheadlines • u/SiriusGD • 1d ago
Trump To Have Parade Of "Suckers And Losers" Just To Show Them That They Have To Honor Him When He Won't Honor Them
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New windshield, why do I need to leave these two strips of painters tape on my windshield for 24hrs?
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I just got mine done. 48 hours for me. And leave the windows cracked. And no car wash during that time. Safelite tried to charge me a fortune. I saved $120 by going elsewhere.