r/AskReddit Jun 08 '13

How do you think Reddit will die?

All good things have to end sometime. Do you think it will end similar like Digg did or ..?

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u/MrUpvo1e Jun 08 '13

When you need to watch a 30 second advertisement before viewing any subreddit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

That will be the day I will use adblock on reddit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

It would be even worse if they do the thing that Blip does, in which they don't allow you to use their website at all if they sense you have adblock.

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u/Labasaskrabas Jun 09 '13

So fuck blip then. :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '13

I don't know what blip is, but I assume they think the same of you if you plan to adblock their site.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

This is what's killing youtube at the moment.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '13

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u/maybehelp244 Jun 09 '13

I had legitimately forgotten ads run before videos until I went to my friend's place and she hadn't had it installed. I was confused as hell.

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u/Machinax Jun 09 '13 edited Jun 09 '13

If I have to use someone else's computer to browse the web, I honestly think I'm on the wrong sites sometimes.

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u/Crumps_brother Jun 09 '13

It was losing a shitload of money before. That doesn't work either. You can usually skip them after a few seconds anyways. Youtube is good the way it is right now. 15 second ads here and there aren't a big deal. Maybe younger people don't understand, Youtube is goddamned incredible.

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u/PanicOnFunkotron Jun 09 '13

If we lose YouTube, we'll all have to go back to watching America's Funniest Home Videos, and I'll be dammed if I let that happen.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '13

I think it pretty fucked up that people dont understand websites need to generate revenue in order to operate. If you enjoy a website, support it being dealing with the ads.

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u/coconutwaters Jun 08 '13

Competition brings innovation, so if another website like reddit but better came out, reddit could potentially die.

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u/roygbivwtfbbq Jun 08 '13

Yeah this seems the most likely to me. But what about all the karma?

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u/violue Jun 08 '13

The new website lets you transfer your reddit karma to theirs and redeem it for worthless plastic trinkets.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

you start brain storming for web site names ill go get kids meal toys.

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u/soccergirl13 Jun 08 '13

Toys4karma.org?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '13

Karma4Toys.org you mean?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '13

Nah I'd sell my toys for karma. 70K bitches

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u/coconutwaters Jun 08 '13

They could always turn karma into free ice cream.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

Except all the threads will be downvoted by one person. Only one. It will eternally torment him, as he cannot contact that one person, no matter what.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '13

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u/gresdf Jun 09 '13

I don't think he's tormented because he's losing karma.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '13

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '13

thus begins his insanity. he starts to create more files, and more files, until hes recreated the whole commmunity and though his insanity he wont realize that its all him

directed by: Kevin Smith.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '13

This summer, Karmanaut: Origins

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u/youssarian Jun 09 '13

The Reddit remake of the shortest horror story:

The last person in the world made a thread on Reddit. It got downvoted.

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u/chase82 Jun 09 '13

It's just the bots.

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u/Active_Account Jun 08 '13

Is there a story behind that?

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u/SlushyJones Jun 08 '13

It might be from the time machine on April Fool's of 2012.

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u/Elrundir Jun 09 '13

Correct.

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u/ZeronicX Jun 08 '13

That would make a decent plot for a movie

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u/Elrundir Jun 09 '13

Until the only other user responds with a picture of a hairy butthole.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '13

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '13 edited Jul 31 '18

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

When they ask to link your Facebook or Google account to your username.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

That would be terrible.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

Admins remember this, we will leave if you ask this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13 edited Jun 08 '13

Let's just all hope that's not going to happen.

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u/coconutwaters Jun 08 '13 edited Jun 09 '13

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

If they go full-retard one day it might.

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u/theranchhand Jun 08 '13

I mean, we all remember April Fools' Day, right? Full-retard is in play

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u/Cyerdous Jun 09 '13

I hated April Fool's Day, I never logged on with my computer.

I JUST WANNA KNOW IF I WAS ORANGERED OR PERIWINKLE!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

I thought that was fun. Plus it was only for a day.

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u/MashedHair Jun 08 '13

The only thing fun about it was the sweet trophy we all got.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

I didn't get one...

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u/AlfredtheDuck Jun 08 '13

Except it crashed my tablet multiple times before I understood what was going on...

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u/iVacuum Jun 08 '13

IMO /r/justiceporn is a shitty subreddit

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u/Thatcatgomeowmeow Jun 09 '13

Ahaha I read that as "just ice porn", needless to say I was intrigued..and disappointed.

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u/harshlames Jun 08 '13

In that situation I doubt it would technically die. The community will die and be replaced with the same group of people that post misused memes in your newsfeed. Really a fate worse than death.

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u/Baked_Charmander Jun 08 '13

Website zombification?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

9gag was like the hipster form of this, they were a zombie before they were even alive!

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u/nibdibnob Jun 08 '13

They were alive when they were underground?

Had to, had to.

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u/harshlames Jun 08 '13

Yeah. "Summer reddit" to the nth degree.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

They wouldn't.. Would they?

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u/LikesPiesAMA Jun 08 '13 edited Jun 08 '13

No. Their whole thing is privacy. They won't even let people post their own information. They'll never start forcing people to.

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u/Bigdickcheese Jun 08 '13

I honestly can't wait to see reddit burn to the ground. I love the site, but just knowing millions of assholes now need to do something else pleases me

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

Calm down, satan

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u/gammadistribution Jun 08 '13

Does everyone here honestly only use this site for /r/funny? There are a lot of subs I use to gain more information and participate in discussion like /r/math and /r/python and things like that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

It will probably be crushed by a mysterious pile of orange

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u/Supportive-kinda Jun 08 '13

With a whimper. In the dark. One solitary guy keeping r/sexwithdogs alive.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

Woah. I thought that would be some sort of joke sub. Nope.

Nope.

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u/WuhanWTF Jun 09 '13

Colby 2012

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u/UnclaimedUsername Jun 09 '13

I HEARD THAT MOTHERFUCKER

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '13

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u/Get_ALL_The_Upvotes Jun 09 '13

Well, your mother IS kind of a bitch.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

Where is link fixer bot when you need him most?

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u/kelvindevogel Jun 08 '13

/r/sexwithdogs. There, fixed it.

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u/popehotsauce Jun 08 '13

Serious question... Is that shit legal?

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u/R_Schuhart Jun 09 '13

That kind of depends where you are from. The issue with bestiality usually is the question about consent. Most states (countries) want to avoid that issue, so they ban all of it. Some countries however take the behavior of pets in account (dogs seem to like shagging your leg) and permit it. Some other countries have other, more serious legal issues, and have not even gotten to dealing with animal sex yet.

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u/cinemadness Jun 08 '13

I was expecting drawings or Colby jokes or something. Nope. Full canine-human penetration photographs. All I have to say is, are you really suprised?

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u/Peterpolusa Jun 09 '13

NSA is going to blackmail the shit out of you.

"Wouldn't it be unfortunate is Grandma cinemadness saw what you have been viewing...tell us what we want"

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '13

Goddamn it I'm gonna have a real hard time explaining this to my neighbourhood Verizon van technician....

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u/coconutwaters Jun 08 '13 edited Jun 08 '13

I'm afraid to click that.

EDIT: OH GOD WHY DID I DO THAT

Going to /r/TheBestOfGoneWild now to wash my eyes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

/r/ButtSharpies - A last bastion of Reddit hope.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

I don't know what i was expecting.....

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u/rhymeswithgumbox Jun 08 '13

It sure as fuck wasn't an asshole stretched out by 14 Sharpies

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u/macandcheese95 Jun 09 '13

i like that you counted them

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '13

I think the problem is with your expectations.

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u/EminBegovic Jun 08 '13

Don't do it. I just did and omg.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

DONT WHATEVER YOU FUCKING DO DONT CLICK IT

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u/rpggguy Jun 08 '13

ಠ_ಠ It's purple. When the FUCK did I click that!?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '13

Protip: Do not ever, ever, let your dog use the computer.

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u/Hyphaee Jun 08 '13

Should I be worried that this sub-reddit is slightly turning me on? Idk, the girls don't seem that bad...

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u/Defenestresque Jun 09 '13

I'm personally more worried that I find.. it nice that no matter how vile or disgusting a thing someone posts, somewhere a redditor will squeeze in between the girl posting the a "NOPE" pic and the guy posting "DON'T CLICK THAT, I'VE SEEN A LOT OF SHIT BRO BUT THIS IS THE LINE" and leave a post letting all of us know that this awakened something inside him...

Fascinating how different we all are.

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u/ghghsdsd Jun 08 '13

Don't be worried, embrace your newly discovered dog fetish.

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u/FrisianDude Jun 08 '13

Dank u wel, meneer de Vogel.

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u/StickleyMan Jun 08 '13

Well, it sure won't be with a bang. Look around...

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u/way_fairer Jun 08 '13

But the one solitary guy is banging the dog, so there's that.

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u/Bloter6 Jun 08 '13

You mean with a whimper, and a bark.

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u/JonathanUnicorn Jun 09 '13

Why hasn't this been banned?

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u/d_o_s_x Jun 08 '13

self erotic asphyxiation

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

Reddit will go down with a raging erection.

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u/berfels Jun 09 '13

going down while staying up

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u/MachineMalfunction Jun 09 '13

way past our bed time

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '13

Also know as autoerotic asphyxiation.

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u/hereiamstuck Jun 08 '13

with the addition of profile pictures

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u/abspam3 Jun 09 '13

Dicks. Dicks everywhere.

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u/ChangoBango Jun 09 '13

Gonewild users. Buttholes. Buttholes everywhere

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u/jgallo10 Jun 08 '13

The Reddit Wedding.

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u/Primat Jun 09 '13

Digg sends his regards.

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u/cocoanut Jun 08 '13

Reddit and tumblr agree on a merger...the day the new super site is revealed, we find google acquisitioned the whole thing and requires you to use your real name.

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u/Go0n Jun 08 '13

It's google, you're still going to use it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

Google immediately decommissions the site on the basis that it is not a profitable model, but retains all intellectual property rights in case they want to rebrand one day.

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u/Jacob_dp Jun 09 '13

Just sayin... Reddit is open source.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

The real name thing would kill it. I'm actually curious about how a Tumblr-Reddit merch would work out.

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u/soccergirl13 Jun 08 '13

The number of teenage girls and Whovians would skyrocket while grammar and spelling are at an all time low.

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u/Birdman1091 Jun 08 '13

Eventually one of those annoying posts that say "this could break reddit" will do just that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

But the other 15% of us, the gaytheists, will be watching, waiting. Our dear, sweet, fabulous Emma will complete the role she was born to play, and then we will swoop in and devour the karma and corpses of the slain straight men and lesbians.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '13

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '13

There won't be after they see Emma :D

Of course the reverse will happen if NPH is photographed naked

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u/fieroturbo Jun 09 '13

Now what if this happened with NPH and EW on the same day?

I'd like to think the results would be akin to dividing by zero, and it would in fact implode the internet as a whole.

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u/SimplyQuid Jun 09 '13

Somehow NPH and Ms Watson have sex, it's broadcasted across reddit. Computers literally start exploding, it's exactly like Y2K was predicted to be.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '13

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u/bfaithr Jun 08 '13

EVERY SINGLE POST will be a repost

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u/coconutwaters Jun 08 '13

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u/BCA1 Jun 08 '13 edited Jun 08 '13

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u/Melonskal Jun 08 '13

What are those places exactly? I have always wanted to learn more about those really strange places.

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u/youssarian Jun 09 '13

Basically, each world is another step in abstraction of thought. It's hard to explain really. With each step things get more and more nonsensical and detached from reality due to the abstraction. /r/fifthworldproblems is where it gets weird, but honestly it's /r/seventhworldproblems that creeps me out the most. After that it just gets stupid with a couple exceptions.

For maximum mind screw, I refer you to /r/infiniteworldproblems

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '13

I'm a mod of one of these for some reason and I have no idea what is going on

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u/Snowwyoyo Jun 08 '13

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

You've won reddit. Here is the truth, there are only 2 users on reddit, you and me.

Now you can go outside and get a life and I will shut down reddit somewhere within the next 24 hours.

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u/Zvanbez Jun 08 '13

So about 6 months ago?

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u/WhiteEternalKnight Jun 08 '13

What if reddit is already dead and we're just mindless zombies wandering around in the dark?

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u/Geminii27 Jun 08 '13 edited Jun 09 '13

As with any post-discussion hub, it will eventually be surpassed by some newer technology. The technorati will move on, and be slowly followed by the content creators, and then the general moochmass. Others will simply post less and less as offline activities take precedence in their lives. Those who are left will check the front page less frequently, and contribute to fewer threads. Presiding over the ageing husk will lose its attraction, and it will eventually be sold in a bulk lot with other aggregation platforms to a late-comer monetization corporation hopelessly out of touch with the modern world. The interface and subreddits will fill up with spam and dancing adverts, driving away the few remaining posters. For a long period, the only activity will be spambots warbling to each other in the deepening twilight, with occasional firefly sparks from ancient posters stubbornly clinging to the dessicated corpse.

As each owning company fails, goes under, and fire-sales its assets, Reddit's moldering bones will follow, being swept into level after level of virtualization. Years later, an intern assigned to catalog a corporation's library of preserved low-value assets will assess the last 500 posts as being worthless, and delete the process. Months afterwards, someone will try to post to Reddit, realize the domain name doesn't go anywhere, and spend half an hour trying to track down a site admin, only to find out that there hadn't been any since three legal takeovers ago.

Someone will have saved an archive, and it will be put up on the net for a while as a curio from yesteryear. There will be a handful of posts on whatever modern framework is in place, and a short flurry of people saying "Hey, I used to use that - who remembers /r/spacedicks?"

Two years later, with no-one visiting the archive site, it will fall quietly offline, and Reddit will pass gently into memory, myth, and legend.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '13

Hey, do you mind if I post this to my Myspace?

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u/Stillwatch Jun 09 '13

I literally got chills.... I am sitting in front of a fan but seriously bravo.

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u/piratehat Jun 08 '13

When it's revealed that 90% of page 1 posts are created by PR firms with the intention of manipulating you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

1 word .....

49redditchangag.

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u/TRieck35 Jun 08 '13

This hurt to read...

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u/_reddit___ Jun 08 '13

It REALLY hurts to imagine.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

Twitface49reddigchangagblr

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

I've been there. I mean, Wales as a country is ok, but that town is beautiful

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13 edited Jun 09 '13

If a large company bought it and made it more "user friendly". EDIT: Ok I get it, Reddit has been bought by a big corporation, you can stop yelling at me now.

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u/poiro Jun 08 '13

Well it's already owned by Condé Nast which is pretty big

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

It's also rather user-friendly.

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u/MoseMor Jun 08 '13

Especially the search function.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '13

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u/Scuttlebutt91 Jun 09 '13

If I were searching for a lost child with reddit search the kid would grow old and die before I found it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '13

Maybe that's why we fucked up the search for that bomber. We were searching for him using Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

And added mandatory Facebook log in. It would be eaten alive by rage comics.

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u/FlannelIsTheColor Jun 08 '13

And no one would comment anything other than "Lol it's so true" without anonymity.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

This is why you shouldn't have adblock. Keeping money from the site only increases the chances that they will sell it

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

I have adblock disabled for "reddit.com" domain names. The reddit ads are the least annoying ads on the internet so why block them?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13 edited Jun 08 '13

I have adblock disabled for "reddit.com" domain names.

And so does everybody else. A while back Adblock White listed Reddit for everyone due to non intrusive ads. Reddit can continue to thrive even with the majority using ad blocking extensions.

Personally I find this is the way to go for all web ads. Pictures and text do fine, no need for videos or popups.

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u/SalinValu Jun 08 '13

Are you sure Reddit is universally white-listed? I forgot that I even had adblock (it's been so long since I last saw an ad on my computer, I never think about them), and I haven't seen an ad on Reddit in a long time.

To test, I just disabled it for "reddit.com/*" domains, and saw the sidebar ads for the first time in a long while. Upon reenabling it, the ads were blocked again. I have it disabled now, but I don't think it's universally white-listed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

Depends when you installed. The change only happened recently.

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u/MidnightRofl Jun 08 '13

"Thanks for not using adblock! Heres a cute cat" On a serious note however, I agree reddit has the most least obnoxious ads.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

If you do, whitelist sites you like.

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u/coconutwaters Jun 08 '13

Or if they made reddit hats, like in TF2.

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u/largeorangedrink Jun 08 '13

...with thunderous applause.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

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u/S1ayer Jun 09 '13

Digg died because of the redesign, like the Gawker websites. A bad redesign is almost irreversible damage.

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u/Mystery_Box Jun 09 '13

Indeed, the redesign was why I stopped reading lifehacker and gizmodo

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u/sdfasdfas99asf879as8 Jun 09 '13

I used digg religiously back in the day. The downfall was definitely when digg v3 was released. The true problem was the voting algorithm was drastically changed and I believe advertisers were able to, "sponsor" articles to the front page. This resulted in a massive backlash by the users. I remember days when the the vast majority of front page articles were all about moving to reddit in revolt.

Initially I didn't want to leave because I thought reddit looked too old and didn't have a user friendly interface. Once the community left I had no option but to go to reddit since the content here was significantly better. Really goes to show that content is king. As far as design, you just need the basic user friendly stuff.

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u/Fellowship_9 Jun 08 '13

Not with a bang, but with a whimper. Reddit will implode under the weight of ignorance and memes that will slowly engulf it. A few subreddits may reach out, like a dieing mans limbs, desperately trying to hold on, but it shall not be so.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

I think they will morph into a new entity, with the name: TrueReddit.

Just like r/TrueGaming

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

All subreddits fall to the september, The Eternal September. It is something you cannot easily escape. Hide yourself too well to avoid the flood, and you are hidden too well to get new members to replace those that leave. Stay too open and you will always have the endless swarm of noobs.

I have seen this story play out again and again. Years from now, but maybe not many, someone will load up /r/truetruetruesttruertruereddit and think back to when things were better.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

Targeted advertising.

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u/MrIvysaur Jun 08 '13

Once they require an email behind every new account.

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u/OpticalDelusions Jun 08 '13

I'm going from memory here, so please correct me if I'm wrong...

reddit is owned by Condé Nast, which is a division of Advance Publications, which owns/operates a bunch of magazines, websites, and applications for smartphones/tablets. If Condé Nast (and/or Advance Publications) decides to sell reddit, that could easily be the death of it.

This site thrives on anonymity, be that good or bad, and if that is taken away I believe it will kill the userbase. The users here have an inherent expectation of privacy.

Say Condé Nast sells to NewsCorp (FOX News' parent company), and NewsCorp decides to turn it into MySpace 2.0, how many of you will stick around?

Websites don't die on their own; they are forgotten and become obsolete until they're killed by the owner.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

A million voices crying out, and suddenly silenced...

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u/galileofan Jun 08 '13

...karmageddon

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u/WIll4445 Jun 08 '13

Probably when /r/spacedicks starts being normal.

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u/fatnerdyjesus Jun 08 '13 edited Jun 08 '13

Being a victim of its own success. However, we could just huddle together in a subreddit when it gets lame.

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u/Mookychew Jun 08 '13

Poison... quick, untraceable.... it'll look like a heart attack. The cold case will be opened in 20 years when one seasoned detective comes across the case file, slowly scratching the stubble on his chin he will mutter to himself "Something... just doesn't feel right about this."

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u/Eckmatarum Jun 08 '13 edited Jun 09 '13

Not with a bang but with a repost.

EDIT: Yes it's a predictable answer, but we've had this question before.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

There will be a confrontation for the ages. The tension between internet superpowers will result in one massive, explosive collision. The internet will be a desolate landscape while the monsters collide in a struggle for dominance, and even survival.

4chan entered the ring wielding a fire-infused sword with impressive speed. Reddit relied on the hand-to-hand combat and self-replication. 9gag showed up to hope that the internet will not be destroyed but will probably die in the crossfire. Facebook arrived to the battle weeks later. And Memebase will fire kitten cannons as it could not do much else.

Reddit and 4chan clash, leaving a destructive wake that no one could forsee or escape. While 4chan threw some new impressive memes, Reddit was able to absorb every attack and rebuttal with REPOST. REPOST after REPOST after REPOST. 4chan did not know what to do, so it did the only thing it knew how.

It took the internet to the next level.

Days seemed like hours, years like weeks. The fabric of the space-time continuum was stretching thinner as the battle raged on, forcing several stars in the Milky Way to simultaneously collapse. The earth shook, the heavens trembled, and all hope was lost.

Then out of nowhere, the NSA stepped in. "ALL CONTENTZ MuSt bE PREEAPROVD!!!" 4chan lowered its flame-licked sword and Reddit loosened the grasp on 4chan's sword arm as they realized who the true enemy was.

NSA struck first. The internet hung in the balance, sitting in a white void while the duo faced their largest competitor. Lurkers and contributors and reposters alike congregated to see which power would emerge and whether NSA would seek the capture and slavery of its opponents or total annihilation.

The onlookers stared silently, awaiting for the end that has yet to be written

TLDR; Epic Space Battle

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u/randompanda2120 Jun 09 '13

I got way the fuck too into that. Bravo!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

My educated guess is that Reddit's fate will be what Slashdot's was, but even worse.

Reddit is sold to a big company. The new owners dictate new rules for running the site. Now we're in here for the money; we're gonna see integration to one of the parent company's services and someone gets a great idea: let's sell upvotes and "positive stories"! Advertisers are jizzing their pants for this, but you can't read on it on Reddit, because every time someone upvotes a story with suspicions of Reddit selling itself out, it's automatically removed.

Eventually the core user base leaves, and so does the original employees, after they become disgusted of what Reddit has become. During following years, what once used to be Reddit, has now become another... damnit, I don't remember the name of that site. The cool one we used to hang out on.

See?

I hope none of this ever happens.

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u/greenmask Jun 08 '13

when the neck beards start a revolution against the fedoras. Reddit will be divided and thus begins the 2 year war. The fedoras will call themselves "le reddit army" and ride ponies made for children. The neck beards will be called "Euphoria" and will use quotes by Neil Degrasse Tyson and Bill Nye. The battle will be the lamest thing ever made up by mankind. Eventually in the midst of the battle, 9gag will invade and decapitate the remaining fedoras and neck beards. And so like it was foretold, Reddit will collapse and new era of website run by pubescent kids will begin. Until one day, a brave fedora neck beard is born.....

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

Wait... So Fedoras and neck beards are different?

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u/SeventhCorridor Jun 09 '13

Apparently so...

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '13

From what I can derive from /u/Greenmask's analysis thereis cancer like scum growing beneath Reddit which will one day take over the website completely, they are distinguished currently by both their Fedoras and Neckbeards but after they have complete control will split into rival infighting factions:

Fedoras: are the type of Redditor who enjoys the idea of his quirky "so random" personality, he strives to show off his randomness and individuality in all facets of life because he so different and interesting compared to "normals", identifying themselves as pansexual and beyond simple worldly debates about science, politics and religion because their mind is the only real place in this subjective universe and their's is so special.

Often seen on Reddit sharing their recent erotic Sonic-My little Pony crossover fan fiction.

Prime example of a Fedora:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4QBRgyitFs

Neckbeards: on the other hand reject the Fedoras clinging to subjectivity, for they are superbly rational and enlightened by their own intelligence not some phony ideals, for them the world is completely objective and they understand the objective reality perfectly, hence they are seen destroying pathetic arguments about Religion and Politics with their undeniably scientific proofs showing the other side to be following some false dogma that must be ripped apart by the true objectional inquisition.

Often seen on Reddit showing their new logic equation proving the non-existence of God.

Prime example of a Neckbeard:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=M6j-z4y5KuE#!

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u/Huckedsquirrel1 Jun 08 '13

Soooo like a periwinkle vs. orangered kind of thing?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13 edited Apr 16 '19

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u/Esqulax Jun 08 '13

I reckon it will end with some stupid lawsuit.
Something will get posted that will annoy the wrong people. Most probably after the government fatcats gain control of the ISP's and start to censor content.
Then Reddit will be viewed as a platform for extremists to air their views and therefore a threat to the national security of all countries.
They will then get LOADS of Lawyers to threaten Reddit Towers, and the decision will be made to shut it down, or live in a cardboard box in a jail for the rest of their lives.

That or Zombies.

Either Way. Either Way's fine.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

Not with a bang, but with a whimper.

I think it will just slowly bleed to death, as more and more people move on to another medium. Just like most of such websites die.

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u/BusterTheChihuahua Jun 08 '13

EXactly. It will die a natural death when something else comes along to replace it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13 edited Jun 09 '13

Same as Facebook. Too many kids and to many old people at the same time.

EDIT: a word

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