r/IAmTheMainCharacter • u/WolfonStateStreet • 2d ago

Massive attempt to draw attention

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u/WolfonStateStreet 2d ago

I just started Dexter and finally saw this scene 😆

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u/kamel_k 1d ago

It was surprisingly early lol. I was so surprised

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u/RoastPork2017 1d ago

Cheese fries mother fucker

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u/wiretapfeast 16h ago

Heart eyes, mother fucker!

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u/RoastPork2017 12h ago

First prize....motherfucker

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u/sara_bear_8888 12h ago

School supplies, mother fucker!

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u/SunshineBear100 2d ago

Even parks in a handicap spot

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u/jmegaru 2d ago

Yeah? Can't you see he is disabled?

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u/djpedicab 2d ago

Intellectually for sure

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u/Relative_Drop3216 11h ago

Hes also color blind

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u/evilmike1972 1d ago

Is having a micro penis really a disability you can get a parking placard for?

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u/BeerdedWonder 17h ago

If so, where's mine?

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u/xiamaracortana 3h ago

To be totally and completely fair, you often can’t see people’s disabilities. I have a placard and appear totally healthy to most people but I have a disorder that requires I use a wheelchair occasionally and limit walking always. That is completely irrespective of his obvious assholery via his truck.

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u/DullSparky419 1d ago

Black is his... Nevermind

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u/cbaker423 2d ago

I saw him reply to this video and he said he was about to 💩 his pants and there were no other spots open 😂

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u/awalktojericho 2d ago

But had time to lower his cab.

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u/cbaker423 2d ago

I mean that took 2.5ish seconds? (I’m not justifying his decision to park in a handicap spot btw; I wouldn’t have done that myself no matter how badly I’m “ground hogging”)

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u/BaronVonMunchhausen 1d ago

I don't think you have ever really been shitting yourself for real. I would park blocking in the handicap car in if there was one parked and I would shit in the handicap toilet if it was empty.

I'd go as far as shitting ON the handicap spot before shitting myself in the car.

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u/cbaker423 1d ago

I woulda just pooped myself like a civilized human being.

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u/AceOfSpadesOfAce 17h ago

I always shit in the handi… it’s not reserved for them like the parking spot is.

If I gotta shit though it’s usually not dire until I’m about 10 feet from the toilet.

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u/OuterWildsVentures 1d ago

Honestly can't be mad at this.

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u/twalker294 1d ago

At Bucee's? Bullshit.

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u/cbaker423 1d ago

I’m from Texas so have been to buccee’s plenty of times to know the size of their parking lot. But I also know how packed they always are and that waddling from a distance spot with a turd peaking its way out of your ass can’t be ideal.

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u/Tommy_Wisseau_burner 20h ago

I was in the one in South Carolina and it was absurd how packed it was. If I had to drop 1 (granted I’m actually disabled) I’d definitely think about it if I weren’t. I was rolling through that bitch for 10 minutes and there was a lot of cross traffic within the parking lot/gas station.

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u/---Palp--- 2d ago

is nobody gonna mention the joke?

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u/ch1llboy 2d ago

Uncle Ruckus approves!

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u/JokeIndependent7131 2d ago

This is actually hilarious

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u/Morde_Morrigan 1d ago

No one gets the joke and it's kinda worrying me

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u/Bdub421 1d ago

I guarantee the majority of them came to comments before the clip even ended.

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u/1-11 1d ago

Just appreciate the amazing tan.

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u/Divide_Big 1d ago

Bursting at the seams waiting for the jokes 😂

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u/laissez-fairy- 5h ago

What's the joke? Is it a reference?

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u/WolfonStateStreet 2d ago

Something Kanye West would drive but with a swastika on the rims.

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u/Kamen-Ramen 2d ago

…Would?

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u/Obeesus 1d ago

Swastika spinners would go hard. You know, if they weren't connected to that genocide.

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u/NillVanill98 2d ago

He’s a local in my town!!!

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u/FindingE-Username 2d ago

Please dish. What other weird things is he known for? What is his motivation with that truck?

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u/NillVanill98 2d ago

I honestly have no idea. I’m guessing the hydraulics are new because it was just the lift kit. We live in a very diverse town and he’s gotten mixed responses. I’m pretty sure his insta handle is on the back window.

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u/FindingE-Username 2d ago

If you see the insta handle please tell me I need to find out more 😄

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u/peeaches 2d ago

when i find people with insta handles on the back of their dumb cars i send them a message asking them to move out of the way

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u/dragonslayar 1d ago

@micropeen

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u/graffiti_hunter 11h ago

@joelpatrck on IG

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u/awalktojericho 2d ago

Failed penis implant? seems to be the go-to for fucked-up cars.

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u/BigNutDroppa 2d ago

Mind flipping him off for us?

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u/Rasalom 2d ago

He can't see you over the wheel.

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u/uber-eats-genitalia 2d ago

Where is this? I feel like I’ve seen this person before

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u/TheEpicGold 2d ago

This is funny asf LMAO

No one gets the joke here?

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u/mirrrje 1d ago

What’s the joke here other than the obvious?

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u/majin_sakashima 2d ago

As soon as I saw the truck I knew he was going to be like 5’6”

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u/TechnicallyThrowawai 1d ago

Never fails lmfao.

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u/gtino195 2d ago

This was more of a plot twist

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u/Dirtsniffee 2d ago

Hilarious

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u/nlamber5 2d ago

He’s a really good parker though

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u/drpeanutbutters 1d ago

I snapped a picture of the same truck about two years ago!

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u/Tommy_Wisseau_burner 20h ago

Lmao where was this?

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u/Kstrong777 2d ago

Look at that pavement princess

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u/Livid_Obligation_852 1d ago

Clayton Bigsby?

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u/kleft13 10h ago

And he's driving???

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u/NJPokerJ 2d ago

Looks like he succeeded as all of y'all are talking about him

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u/tyrannosaurus_gekko 1d ago

Bros biggest opp is a fucking tunnel

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u/TexMoto666 1d ago

Lol, this is the Buccees on 288 south in Texas. My buddy has a fab shop near there and they built this truck.

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u/kenziep44 1d ago

What's a fab shop?

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u/North-House-9122 1d ago

Fabrication shop

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u/Overall_Mortgage2692 2d ago

Smart way to avoid getting pulled over, Just pretend you're white

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u/HeinrichVictory 1d ago

If you look at his insta, he gets pulled over all the time, lol.

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u/WolfonStateStreet 1d ago

Probably never gets towed either

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u/Lord_H1D30U5 1d ago

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u/Affectionate_Row1486 1d ago

God I forgot all about this guy hahaha that hummer purchase had me dying.

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u/RoastPork2017 1d ago

I loved that episode

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u/gudetamaronin 13h ago

What is this?

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u/HippieLizLemon 12h ago

It's Nate, the emotional vampire in Breaking Bad.

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u/gudetamaronin 12h ago

I'm so confused 😭

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u/HippieLizLemon 12h ago

It's just Breaking Bad, I don't know which episodes. He is such a funny guy in everything he does lol.

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u/gudetamaronin 12h ago

He's in that show?

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u/therealslim80 2d ago

Who doesn’t know the white privilege truck guy?🤣🤣

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u/I_am_TheDarkSide 2d ago

Well judging by the dude’s truck, he certainly has a mental handicap of some sort. So parking in the handicap spot was (unintentionally) appropriate for him to do.

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u/LucasArts_24 2d ago

Probably not a mental handicap, but a handicap in..... Certain departments nonetheless. You don't buy that if you're not overcompensating for something.

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u/I_am_TheDarkSide 2d ago

I mean, those two kinds of handicap don’t have to be mutually exclusive.

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u/RamenPizza113 1d ago

I fucking died at the end 🤣

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u/shellshock413 18h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Gman777 13h ago

LOL. Love that the dude os black 🤣

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u/Ill-Scheme 2d ago

I miss the days when this kind of blatant attention seeking was rightfully shamed & condemned.

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u/AudioVagabond 2d ago

What are you mad about? Just curious. I think the whole point is to get your attention, then when a black man pops out, you're supposed to be even more surprised. Definitely gets his point across. So why are you upset? The handicap spot of course, I get that, but I'm pretty sure that's the point of the video

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u/InstanceMoney 2d ago

This is a sub where people just hate on others with nice things.

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u/awalktojericho 2d ago

Damn shame about his penis.

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u/Feldew 1d ago

That’s a clean park tho. Not over the line at all.

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u/MaviGomlekliTurk 7h ago

Mf came with those diy car toys

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u/UghGottaBeJoking 1d ago

The ultimate status symbol.

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u/Kinglink 2d ago

You know for the longest time liberals have told people "You don't know what disabilities someone has" "Not every disability is visible" and such.

Now it's "Fuck that person I don't agree with them on some level so it is my responsibility to call them out on social media"

I can't tell if the entire world is fucked, or it's just America, but the culture war has destroyed America at the very least.

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u/AudioVagabond 2d ago

You do realize the guy in the truck doesn't have a handicap and he's not white, he's black. . . Right? You do realize that? You still gonna defend him knowing he's a black guy?

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u/Kinglink 2d ago edited 2d ago

You do realize the guy in the truck doesn't have a handicap

And you know this how? Which is exactly what I'm saying.

and he's not white, he's black

Why do you think the color of his skin matters? The fact you think it does is the WHOLE point I'm railing against. But thank you for illustrating it.

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u/supinoq 1d ago

And you know this how? Which is exactly what I'm saying

Aren't you supposed to have a handicap placard to park in handicap spaces?

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u/PoopieButt317 1d ago

Can be a handicap LICENSE PLATE.

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u/PoopieButt317 1d ago

Unless I see the plate I won't know if he is legally handicapped. I have handicapped plates, and the first 20 yards I look OK. Then the hunch and wobble start, followed by the bend over and "do you have a cart I can lean on?".

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u/OneForestOne99 2d ago

And at a Bucky’s of all places?! Why I’d never!

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u/mashiro1496 2d ago

How is that thing street legal?

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u/Acceptable-Balance-9 1d ago

Did you watch the entire video?? You do realize dude IS BLACK!? It’s fucking hilarious!

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u/white_box_ 2d ago

I’m surprised you didn’t call him a Nazi! You must be really holding back.

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u/Penguin_Rapist_ 2d ago

I’ve been trying to figure, is he even white?

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u/anansi52 2d ago

mentioning white people is shitting on them? get a grip.

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u/Drhorrible-26 2d ago

Assuming someone’s race because they were acting like an asshole, without even seeing them would probably be considered shitting on that group of people, yes.

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u/anansi52 2d ago

who's assuming someones race and who's acting like an asshole? this doesn't even make sense.

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u/Drhorrible-26 2d ago

That’s what happens in the video. The dude in the truck is being an inconsiderate asshole parking in a handicapped space, and the lady behind the camera assumed it was a white person.

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u/AudioVagabond 2d ago

She assumes he's a white person because of the "white privilege" written on the truck. But she's actually with the guy in the truck, so she's not assuming, she's playing out the joke for the video.

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u/Drhorrible-26 2d ago

I’ll be real I have no idea how tf I missed the sign on the front of the truck, Point taken lmao

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u/Beautiful_Thanks_433 1d ago

I Love that joke 😂😂 Good sense of humor

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u/Jojocrash7 1d ago

He sells cards that say white privilege on them lol. It’s actually quite funny lol. Also sells n word passes I think

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u/Alterangel182 1d ago

I knew as soon as he pulled up.

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u/catiesdad 1d ago

i love how she just gives up LMAOO doesn’t even say a word just ends the recording

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u/zookeeper4312 1d ago

Front says White Privilege but it should say Tiny Penis

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u/ChemicalBookkeeper85 1d ago

Cool truck. Sorry about your dick.

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u/Motherfox313 1d ago

How tf is this legal????

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u/Lord-Lullaby 1d ago

I mean it’s pretty on brand for the guy who was selling those cotton picking shirts

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u/Schoseff 22h ago

Micro-penis sure is a hadicap, but not when it’s about parking

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u/Battleaxe1959 20h ago

“Well hello Mr. Dickless…”

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u/historyteacher08 18h ago

Bucees is a strange place. A strange, strange place.

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u/superior_pineapple86 15h ago

Compensating for that tic tac he’s packing

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u/Relative_Drop3216 11h ago

He actually got my attention

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u/Specialist_Split_219 5h ago

I like how the audio of the chick is edited in.

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u/Setheyboy 42m ago

As soon as she said “white people” I knew…

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u/Treereme 2d ago

I love to exclaim loudly "Wow, that guy must have a really big dick! You can tell from his truck!" whenever I see a vehicle like this. Gets a laugh from the people around me, and sometimes a nasty look from the vehicle owner.

Same thing with over the top loud exhaust.

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u/jhascal23 2d ago edited 2d ago

I bet you have never actually said that to a random person in real life that drives a truck like that. It also has never happened that people around you just laugh at your witty joke and he just gives you a look and walks away.

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u/Treereme 1d ago

You'd lose that bet.

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u/nlamber5 2d ago

My luck I would get a wink from the driver and blown a kiss.

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u/InstanceMoney 2d ago edited 2d ago

That's a dope ass truck. I probably wouldn't put white privilege on it, but the lift kit and wheels are so nice.

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u/Flimsy_Outside_9739 2d ago

It took me reading your comment before I noticed that on the grill. I was just wondering why people were hating on a sick ride, but now, I get it.

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u/colonelcardiffi 1d ago

Glad the self hating white woman got checked at the end of the vid. Can't stand the self haters.