r/IncreasinglyVerbose 1d ago

Request *ahem* mentlegen?

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u/space_porter 1d ago

It is entirely unnecessary for you to be preoccupied with categorizing yourself as either a 'top' or a 'bottom,' as such distinctions hold no meaningful relevance to your present circumstances.

At this particular juncture in your life, the far more pertinent fact remains that you are, quite simply, a mere fourteen years of age.

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u/saaie_klojo 23h ago

This man is speaking 𝖊𝖓𝖌𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖍

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u/Sad_Luck7223 1d ago

Brother perfected English literature

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u/Iskbartheonetruegod 20h ago

This fellow is spitting factual statements

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u/ariane-yeong 12h ago

This associate acquired English™ premium.

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u/Top_Assistance15 1d ago edited 1d ago

On the subject of sexual dynamics; you are forbidden from classifying yourself as the role of giving or receiving pleasure to/from your significant other(s) and/or sexual partner(s)

This is due to the fact that you have spent 14 years on this planet commonly referred to as Earth within the English language and thus have an insignificant amount of experience in terms of accurately self identifying on whether you are a “top” or “bottom”

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u/J44dog1 1d ago

I can dream ok

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u/Miserable-Willow6105 1d ago

You cannot apply the labels like "top" or "bottom" to yourself, as they are sexually charged with respective meanings of active and passive role in sexual act, and you, as a fourteen years old, are a minor, who is too young to willfully participate in such an act

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u/SEA_griffondeur 1d ago

But a lot of people already had sex by that time ?

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u/Miserable-Willow6105 1d ago

This does not remotely sound like something that should be taken as normal or encouraged

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u/dQw4w9WgXcQ____ 1d ago

Nor is it something that needs to be prevented IMO.

Yes, it's not good, but I think measures to "stop" it would be worse than "not good"
(obviously, if both are around the same age, I'm not justifying pedos).

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u/SEA_griffondeur 1d ago

Also that edit is a completely different comment, I never said it was encouraged or should be normal, i'm just saying it's the case

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u/SEA_griffondeur 1d ago

Average age for it is 17 years old, this puts a lot of people doing it around 14-15-16

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u/Miserable-Willow6105 1d ago

Is it the average, the most common, or the median? All the three terms have vastly different meanings

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u/SEA_griffondeur 1d ago

It's the mean in this case

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u/SaltySpice_Archiver 1d ago

That's disgusting because that's infering that a lot of people UNDER 14 are doing it

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u/MurtTheWort 23h ago

Im not joking I knew an 11 year old who had already done it and they did it well before they were 11. She grew up in a terrible environment tho so That’s most likely the reason.

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u/Sad_Luck7223 14h ago

Jesus we really do live in a Fucked up world

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u/VillageHomie 9h ago

Have you never been to a public school? Especially one with majority black and Hispanic students? That was definitely the norm in southern California when I was there

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u/SaltySpice_Archiver 9h ago

A: That's Rasict

B: Yes. Yes I have. But They were never understood 14. It was 15+ all the time. Maybe there was a couple of Gooners who wanted to get it on under 14, but it's still disgusting

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u/Thereal_waluigi 3h ago

Bro thinks bc he didn't say the n word he's not racist💀💀

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u/VillageHomie 8h ago

That's not what racism is my man. It's a stereotype maybe but I'm saying that was just a fact of life back then. It's a cultural thing not a race thing. Saying Chinese are good at math and computers isn't racist. I'm not disparaging any race, I literally own land in Kenya and China. I love me some African friends lol

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u/Sad_Luck7223 1d ago

And Probably Traumatising No Shit People under 18 Can’t Fuck They are Still not Adults

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u/LoopyZoopOcto 14h ago

Tell that to literally any highschooler. You were a kid once, surely you remember what it's like. As long as they're only fucking their classmates or other kids their age, it's fine.

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u/belike_dat 23h ago

i mean, they can, the law won't prosecute them is theyre both minors and atleast 13

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u/LoopyZoopOcto 14h ago

Tell that to literally any highschooler. You were a kid once, surely you remember what it's like. As long as they're only fucking their classmates or other kids their age, it's fine.

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u/Calm_Plenty_2992 18h ago

The average age in the US is now 18.3: https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/average-age-to-lose-virginity-by-country

Teens are (thankfully) becoming smarter and waiting until they're older

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u/Southern-Wafer-6375 17h ago

I’m a be honesty a lot of it is not peaple waiting till their older its more a like ,”skill” issue if that makes since

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u/LoopyZoopOcto 14h ago

If the average age is 18 then that still means that half the country lost their virginity before that point.

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u/lanceloGg 23h ago

Im sorry people have downvoted you into hell. You are factually correct, a lot of people have already had sex by then (i knew a fair few myself who had had rather shitty, bragging rights type sex but sex nonetheless), and wether people think it is moral or not doesn't change that fact.

Sex ed exists in fact for this reason. Like, how do you all think teen pregnacies happen? Kids have sex, sometimes early in their teens, it happens. They want to explore and make sense of their desires and bodies. As adults, our goal is to make sure they do it as safely as possible.

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u/TaejChan 1d ago

ok what the actual heck

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u/SEA_griffondeur 1d ago

Did you think highschoolers didn't have sex ? Or am I misunderstanding something there

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u/FearoftheVoid83 1d ago

14 isn't high school though. And yes, some kids do have sex at 14 but that doesn't mean they should, which is what the post is about

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u/SEA_griffondeur 1d ago

14 is highschool in most countries but also I'm responding to a comment saying you cannot not that you should not.

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u/LoopyZoopOcto 14h ago

14 is freshman year of highschool and no one ever said that they should, only that they do.

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u/LoopyZoopOcto 14h ago

14 is freshman year of highschool and no one ever said that they should, only that they do.

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u/TaejChan 1d ago

yeah i didn't know highschoolers had s*x

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u/SEA_griffondeur 1d ago

That's the reason sex-ed classes are taken around 12 years old

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u/Gilpif 1d ago

14 years old is a normal age for one's first sexual experience, though it's not as common as having it later in life. In Australia, the UK, and the US, about 25% of all 15-year-olds have had sex. I feel like it's a bit too young for that, but two teenagers having sex is really not that big a deal if they've had proper sexual education.

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u/thejxdge 1d ago

14 years old is way too young, that ain't normal

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u/tsetdeeps 1d ago

I'm sorry to break it to you but... it's normal and has been for most of human history. In most countries I wouldn't say most but certainly many people have had their first sexual experience by then. Which is nor weird at all. It's weird if it's with an adult or something, that's wrong. But two teenagers having sexual interactions is perhaps one of the most normal behaviours in humans

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u/thejxdge 1d ago

Contradiction right there on you saying that it has been normal for most of human history but saying it is weird if it is an adult in the same sentence.
We aren't cavemen anymore. Our needs and norms are adjusted to the modern days. Our society surely isn't like that anymore and I speak as someone who lives in a country where the age of consent is 14 and at the same time is the country with the second highest rate of teenage pregnancies (we have proper sexual education even in public schools and free condoms, now guess what is the problem here.)

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u/mogentheace 20h ago

yeah! people used to be married by 13! in um shakespeare's time but its still applicable trust

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u/amberderl74 15h ago

How tf are people alive at 6227020800 years old

also r/unexpectedfactorial

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u/mogentheace 6h ago

i have fallen victim to my own folly

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u/Last_Swordfish9135 1d ago

Having had sex once is not the same as being sexually experienced enough to label yourself a top or a bottom, though, and also most of the people I know who were having sex at 14 weren't exactly shining examples of mental health.

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u/omoriobsessedmf 18h ago

mods, check his hard drive

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u/ADMINISTATOR_CYRUS 1d ago

You cannot use the labels "Top" or "Bottom" to describe yourself, as both are used to describe being the more dominant or the more submissive person when proceeding with sexual intercourse. You are of 14 years of age, and as of most places in the world, are too young to be legally having such sexual intercourse.

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u/Gilpif 1d ago

Top and bottom refers specifically to who penetrates whom, regardless of who acts more dominant or submissive. Dom tops and sub bottoms are more common, but sub tops and dom bottoms are also a thing.

Also, a lot of jurisdictions have close-in-age exceptions. In 20 US states, the age of consent is 14 or lower for partners with similar ages. In Canada there's no age of consent at all for partners of similar ages (which I think makes sense. If a 4-year-old and a 7-year-old are having sex they need therapy, not the police). Also in China and most of Latin America the regular age of consent is 14 or 13, and in many Muslim countries there's no age of consent for married partners, and the marriageable age is horrifyingly low.

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u/ADMINISTATOR_CYRUS 20h ago

oops my bad, I'm not well versed in terminology

But in any case I would argue that it is definitely seen as bizarre by the majority of more economically developed countries if you're having intercourse at 14. I'm Chinese too, perhaps it isn't illegal but it's certainly something you'd be toast for if you got found out

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u/peepers_meepers 1d ago

"im such a silly boykisser!!! :33"
No you're 14, go do your fucking math homework.

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u/MisterMan341 1d ago

“Verily, I am a very foolish man who puts my lips on other men. Text imitation of cat face.”

Nay, you are fourteen years of age, I implore you do the work your math teacher has assigned you to do at your home.

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u/deckothehecko 1d ago

"I am indeed an individual of male gender who acts in a way that lacks good sense or judgement, and prefers to touch or caress the lips of other male Homo sapiens. (An imitation of the face of the species Felis catus, reproduced through the means of the Unicode character system.)"

"I dissent, given that the subject whom I am talking to has only existed as such for a time period of 14 times the orbital period of Earth around the star at the center of the Solar system, and therefore I desperately request that you begin the completion of the academic tasks assigned to you by your teacher of the subject that concerns the study of numbers and quantities."

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u/Etropo 12h ago

"I kiss boys 🐱"

"Nuh uh"

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u/funfactwealldie 1d ago

damn there are so many triggered 14 yo replying to every comment.

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u/Winter_Helicopter240 5h ago

You are not submissive and breedable, you’re in middle school, you need to make sure your homework is submitted and readable.

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u/ZefiroLudoviko 1d ago

Thou canst not name thyself as wont either to have thy nether regions pried into by another's you-know-what, being thus seeded, or won't to pry thy you-know-what into the nether regions of another, thus broadcasting thy seed; since thy exiting from the opening of thy mother, the earth has completed her solar sojourn a mere dozen and two times.

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u/J44dog1 1d ago

I can dream harald

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u/Sad_Luck7223 1d ago

I can confirm that Im not a top or a bottom I’m just in the middle

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u/amberderl74 1d ago

1) not increased

2) tf is that supposed to mean?

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u/beybladedog 1d ago

You made it less verbose

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u/Shey-99 1d ago

If it was possible to care less I would

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u/Southern-Wafer-6375 17h ago

We’re none of you 14 before? Are you so quick to forget your youth and walk apon horse stairs

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u/M0rph33l 12h ago

We were busy playing Left 4 Dead, not calling ourselves tops or bottoms.

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u/Desperate-Minimum-82 4h ago

Speak for yourself because unfortunately 14 year old me was a porn addicted freak

Which now means 21 year old me faces the consequences