Dude Ive been playing this game for a month. Been playing the franchise since Tri and unlike a lot of gatekeepers, I enjoy focus mode and all the other features that remove any jank from the fights. The only person you can truly blame for a quest fail in HR is yourself now imo. UNLESS YOU PLAY ONLINE!

HO-LY-FUCK!

Tempered Rathalos and Tempered Mizutsune quest posted. BET. I love it! I go in with Mizu fighting gear and I see everyone go after Rathalos. Not a fucking problem. I'll chip away at Mizu so that when they catch up to me at Mizu it'll be a piece of cake. I've played 352 quests and I havent gotten the 100 multiplayer quests achievement (it is the last one I am going for) and buddy its HARDER THAN THE FUCKING FISH ONE WITH THESE SCRUBS!

20 FUCKING MINUTES! Thats how long these 3 fucks took to kill Rath. Sorry? Were you fucking staring at it? Waiting for an act of god to hunt it for you? Did Rathalos get a buff in TU1? ITS THE SAME FUCKING EASY MONSTER ITS ALWAYS BEEN!!! Im fighting for my life against Temp Mizu and holding my own for 20 fucking minutes with a 3+ hunter health pool. I get it skulled and its back at its nest. Thats when FINALLY these fucks show up and what do they do????? cart. cart. CART! FUCK!!!

"Wilds is soooo easy. wahhhhh. Wilds is for babies!" YOU MUST REALLY FUCKING SUCK THEN THAT A RATHALOS IN HR IS TAKING FATALIS TIME TO KILL WITH THREE FUCKING HUNTERS!!! FUCK!

##FUCK THIS FUCK ASS QUEST IN THE FUCKING COCK SUCKING ASS OF WHO EVER MADE IT SMALL ASS ARENA SMALL ASS GATE TIME SMALL ASS FUCKING AREA TO WALK IN N LETS NOT FORGET FUCKING AGNAKTORS COCK LOOKING ASS FUCKING SWIMMING IN DIRT LIKE A FUCKING WORM ASS CUNT FOR NO FUCKING DAMN REASON LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK THIS IS LITERALLY A DOGSHIT EVENT QUEST IN PROG N ANOTHER THING ABOUT AGNAKTOR IS WHY HE STALLS THE FIGHT SO MUCH FUCKING MOVING AROUND IN THE LAVA LIKE A SHY CHILD BROTHER UR UGLY AS SHIT ALR COME THE FUCK OUT N STOP ACTING LIKE UR ARMOR MEANS SHIT PLEASE ANYONE WHO GLAZES AGNAKTOR IM SURE GLAZES IT BC THEY WANNA BE DIFFERENT FROM OTHER TRI GLAZERS OR JUST HAVENT FOUGHT IT AT ALL

I guess it would be more forgivable coming from someone new to the series, but my friend who has at least a couple hundred hours in World won't stop calling it Worlds. Gog please stop. It wasn't Worlds before this. It isn't Worlds now.

ZOH SHIA. It's seven letters. I think Deviljho's spelling is getting to people because I've seen way too much Zho Shia lately. By far the worst was Zoh Shea though, are we going to hunt it and then turn it into butter?

AJARAKAN. I think I've seen more people spell this one wrong than right. AJANAKA? ARE YOU SERIOUS? HUH? WE'RE ON KANYA IN THE MIZUTSUNE QUEST LEVEL OF ERROR, IF NOT WORSE. ON THE TOPIC OF MIZUTSUNE, IT'S ANOTHER COMMONLY MISSPELLED AND MISPRONOUNCED MONSTER!!! AHHHHH!!! IT'S NOT THAT HARD!!!!!

BONUS ROUND: XENO'JIIVA AND SAFI'JIIVA! JUST CALL THEM XENO AND SAFI IF YOU'RE GOING TO FORGET THE DOUBLE I!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ANOTHER ONE: XU WU. DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED. IT'S NOT REMOTELY CLOSE TO UWU, PLEASE LISTEN WHEN ITS NAME IS PRONOUNCED. IT'S NOT SHOE WU EITHER!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!

I'M ACTUALLY GONNA STOP AFTER THIS ONE: GORE MAGALA. I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE TO PRONOUNCE THIS ONE WRONG BUT I LEARNED THAT AN OLD MH BUDDY IS DEVOUTLY PRONOUNCING IT AS "GORE-UH MAGALA" LIKE WHERE DID YOU GET THE UH FROM??? AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I hate how some people read absolute wild stuff into basically nothing. The worst "lore" of that kind if Fatalis regenerating. There has never been an actual statement ingame that's not just fluff or armor descriptions. WHICH AREN'T LORE TEXTS. They are just myths and tales to make the armor seems more legendary and infamous. Every high tier armor has that.

The cake took someone today who claimed Zoh Shia somehow confirms Fatty regeneration and that the armor devours its user and turns him. WHAT? No it doesn't, there is not a single piece of reliable proof for that. It's stated ingame as canon, that wylk helps guardians heal and also is the source of their energy. That's how Zoh Shia heals and regenerates the crystals. How do you make that weird connection to Fatalis?

I understand theorizing and sometimes trying to piece things together. But let's face it, there isn't much there that's reliably confirmed, much less all the Fatalis stuff. And yet people use words like "confirmed" and have the flimsiest arguments.

THE FUCKING GOLD CROWN SHITTY ASS FUCKING GARBAGE RATES. 3 HOURS NOT ONE FUCKING GOLD CROWN HIRABAMI. 17 RESETS NOT A SINGLE FUCKING THING. I'VE KILLED OVER 30 OF THESE FUCKASS SHITTY ASS BORING ASS BITCHES AND NONE OF THEM WERE BIG. "but why do you keep fighting them" BECAUSE IS STARTED JOINING OTHERS BECAUSE I GOT TIRED OF DOING IT BY MYSELF. THIS SLINKY, FLOPPY, ANNOYING, BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER IS THE MOST GARBAGE ASS MONSTER IN THE FULL GAME. FUCK YOU HIRABAMI YOU PUNK ASS BITCH.

genuinely newgen palicos are so fucking braindead it isnt funny at all. these little douchebags do NOTHING except for drawing aggro and healing but ONLY WHEN YOU DOWN A MEGA POTION 3 SECONDS EARLIER

ive been playing both wilds and GU lately and the staggering difference i see between how the two games handle palicos is insane. in GU you can have 2 palicos which can have multiple types or classes. you can customize them, give them specific roles etc. THIS IS GENIUS. I WANT THIS CAPCOM.

BUT EVER SINCE MHW. THESE DUMBASS CATS DO NOTHING EXCEPT FOR THEIR STUPID FUCKING VIGORWASP CRAP. I DO NOT CARE ABOUT VIGORWASPS WHEN WE ALREADY HAD THE HEALTH HORN. THERE WAS NO REASON TO GET RID OF OLD PALICOS. THESE THINGS DO NOTHING NOW??

in old monster hunter, i could rely on my cats to deal a decent amount of damage to the monster using bombs or fancy weaponry. in newgen monster hunter, THESE STUPID FUCKASS CATS MISS 90% OF THEIR ATTACKS

in OLD monster hunter, my cats will knock me out of paralysis, stun, sleep etc. IN NEW MONSTER HUNTER, THESE LITTLE ASSHOLES JUST WATCH AS YOU GET ABSOLUTELY BUTTFUCKED BY THE MONSTER BECAUSE THEYRE TOO LAZY TO GET YOU OUT OF PARALYSIS

THESE THINGS EXIST SOLELY TO DRAW AGGRO NOW. IF MONSTERS DIDNT TARGET PALICOS SO OFTEN I WOULDNT EVEN HAVE ONE WITH ME. DO BETTER PALICOS. YOUR ANCESTORS ARE DISAPPOINTED

FUCK THEM, DEAR LORD MAN AINT GONNA SIT AROUND PRETENDING THAT IM GOOD AT THE GAME OR SM SHIT BUT DEAR LORD EVERY FUCKING TIME I FIGHT THIS MFER HE STUNLOCKS ME WITH THE SAME BS RANGE SPAM MEANWHILE IM TRYNA HEAL, FUCKING HELL MAN ITS BAD ENOUGH TO HAVE THE AVERAGE RANDO MANAGE TO TRIPLE CART YOU IN THE 1ST 2 SECS SO I DONT FUCKING NEED MYSELF TO GET FUCKED OVER ON A LEVEL BEYOND COMPARASON BY THE FUCKING COLOUR CHANGING MILK DRAGON DECIDING THAT IT WANTS TO FIRE NUKES WITH A COOLDOWN OF HALF A FUCKING SECOND EVERYTIME IT SEES ME BACK OF FOR A SINGLE SECOND TO HEAL THE DAMAGE I TOOK AFTER I GOT MY FUCKING CAMERA SHOVED SOMEWHERE UP ITS ASS THEN ITS CLAW SHOVED UP MINE

OH MY GOD WHY ARE PALICOS SO STUPID IN THIS GAME. THEY HAVE SUCH AWFUL ADHD, OH IM GOING TO USE MY BLIMP OH IM GOING TO USE MY PLUNDERBLADE OH IM GOING TO USE MY BABY CARRIAGE WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT ARE YOU DOING. IM FIGHTING THROUGH FIREBALL AFTER FIREBALL BEHIND THIS SHIELD GETTING CHIPPED AWAY AT AND YOU CANT EVEN FUCKING FIND THE TIME TO HEAL ME. IF I SHEATHE IM FUCKING DEAD. I CANT SURVIVE THIS ONSLAUGHT WITHOUT YOUR HELP. STOP GOOFING OFF HOLY SHIT. PALICOS HAVE TOO MUCH SHIT AT THEIR DISPOSAL THIS GAME. YOUR BLIMP IS SILLY AND CUTE WHEN WE'RE FIGHTING THE TURTLE OR THE FART MONKEY BUT NOW ITS WORTHLESS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DO AGAINST THE MILK DRAGON

OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP

EVERY FUCKIN RESPONSE NOW

THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU

THIS SUB WAS MADE FOR PEOPLE TO VENT THEIR FRUSTATIONS IN PEACE

TO GET AWAY FROM EXACTLY YOU SMARMY MOTHERFUCKING ASSHATS THAT INFEST THE MAIN SUBS AND DOMINATE EVERY SINGLE OTHER DISCUSION

THIS SUB HAS BEEN AWFUL FOR MONTHS BECAUSE OF YOU PISSANTS

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE

GO CHOKE ON YOUR OWN FUCKING MICROPENISES

MAKE YOUR OWN R/MONSTERHUNTEREGOCIRCLEJERK SUB OR SOME SHIT AND GO WITH YOUR EPSTIEN ISLAND EPIC GAMER BUDDIES TO TALK ABOUT HOW EVERYONE IS WORSE THAN YOU AND HOW YOU CAN FUCKING SOLO FATALIS IN 2 MINUETS WITH A BUGNET BLINDFOLDED AND WE NEED TO GO BACK TO NOT HAVING ELECTICITY TO PLAY THESE GAMES BECAUSE IT'S TOO MUCH OF A CRUTCH

GO THE FUCKING HELL AWAY

SAME GOES FOR "I dOnT hAvE (INSERT TECHNICAL ISSUE)"

edit: In less hostile and enraged terms; Some of y'all have missed or intentionally ignored the spirit of the sub which is to let people vent. For months now it has felt like some sick bastard added Invasions to the group therapy session because of this behavior, even with the mods now redoubling there efforts to return to the original status quo. If you want to flex take it somewhere else for all of our sakes.

Every single other RE engine game I have on PC (Rise, Street Fighter 6, Kumitsu-Gami (banger game btw go play it)) does it, even for minor updates that add half a thong and a t shirt for avatars in SF6's case. Wilds wants you to go and delete your shader cache yourself if you dont want awful performance for a good 7 hours. What the hell capcom?

Christ Capcom just throw us a fucking bone here. You almost did it. You almost gave us an excuse to never use the lame camp system you created for this title ever again and simply chill in the gathering hub perma.

Instead I gotta teleport elsewhere to spam rest for inclemency to get a zoh shia investigation because I don't wanna deal with all the network errors that still persist if I try to spam SOS.

I've gotten really upset trying to join HR Zoh Shia quests for a lot of reasons and it pisses me the fuck off.

Everyone keeps fucking dying. I'm not going to say "git gud" like those fatherless douchebags, since it's not just about getting good at the game. It's also about ADAPTING.

If you, a longsword main, don't feel comfortable enough to fucking fight a High Rank Zoh Shia solo OR IN FUCKING MULTIPLAYER, THEN DON'T. DON'T YOU FUCKING CUNT. INSTEAD OF JOINING QUESTS AND POSSIBLY RUINING THEM, GO FUCKING TRAIN AGAINST LOW RANK ZOH SHIA.

It's not that hard being smart, is it ? Does it cost money to realize that no, you don't know how to fucking figbt this monster properly yet ? NO. IT COSTS FUCKING NOTHING.

See i recently started playing other weapons aside from my main (sns) and guess what i didn't do ? USE THEM IN MULTIPLAYER HIGH RANK ZOH SHIA QUESTS. "Oh b-b-but i don't have enough time to actually train because of this because of that" Okay ? So you'd rather ruin people's quest just because you're too lazy to train against a monster when you can play ?

And even if you're weapon doesn't offer you enough protective options like switch axe or bow, your fucking parents won't abandon you if you put on at least one or two levels into divine blessing you fucking cunt

And no i'm not going to make a fucking healer build, i'm tired of being y'all's daddies and heal you just because you're too blind to watch your own fucking health bar. Get a grasp on life for fuck sake

horirble connections can happen on specific dates, also losing connection can happen. what is utterly dogshit UX is when the loading of UI elements is blocking any kind of input. Every tried to open the member list and got stuck because some fucking mid-dev thought it would be nice to just have simple request timeout as solution for this that blocks any kind of interaction.

fucking dogshit individual should never touch software again

YOU RED HOT TOPIC WANNABE AND YOU BLUE GUMBALL SON OF A BITCH I CAN'T BELIEVE IT

I CAN'T FINISH A SINGLE SPIRIT COMBO NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU COCKS SPAZZ OUT THERE'S NO FUCKING END

RED BITCH, WHY IS YOUR ONLY MOVE THE WACKASS DELAYED LEAP SLAM BOOM BOOM THUNDERCUNT PRESS IS THERE NOTHING ELSE YOU KNOW HOW TO DO

IS IT MY FAULT THAT I KEEP DODGING IT WRONG? yeah okay but

FIVE TIMES IN A ROW

FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU

FOOL ME TWICE SHAME ON ME

FOOL ME THREE TIMES GO FUCK YOURSELF

FOOL ME FOUR TIMES DON'T YOU HAVE SOMETHING BETTER TO DO

FOOL ME FIVE TIMES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Frontier has an aggressively painful jump from HR4 to HR5 and 6, and it absolutely isn't meant to be taken on solo.

IT FUCKING SUCKS IF YOU TRY

Hahaha

FUCKING HELL

TEMPERED MIZU REALLY DID NOT NEED A ONE-SHOT TAIL SLAM

EACH TIME I TRY TO ENTER A FUCKING ZOH SHIA SOS SIGNAL IT'S ALREADY FULL

NOT A SINGLE MINUTE HAS PASSED SINCE IT WAS POSTED AND IT ALREADY HAS FOUR HUNTERS

AND THE FUCKING GAME SHOWING ME THE QUEST SO I CAN CLICK ON IT DESPITE BEING FULL DOESN'T FUCKING HELP

Another reminder that I should read the fine print but why in the ever loving fuck does bubbly dance cost 4 armor pieces. Wasted a good amount of armor spheres to realize halfway through fighting Zoh that I didn't have bd.

There's no way they're telling me bubbly cost 4p for this stupid germophobe of a fox mid ass weapon/armor combo.

Did they honestly forget gore exists? Why would I snub myself out of free 25% affinity and the rest of the games set bonuses to be a degenerate soapy fox one trick.

They could of at least lessen the pain of the nut shot they gave me by making it a deco or charm but NOPE. I guess I gotta wait TU whatever the fuck or god have mercy, the expression for bubbly not to be armor locked.

Also special shout-out to Zoh Shia waited a month for it and all I got was lousy super recovery :)

Title says it all. I'm more mad about the investigations filling up so goddamn fast. I play on console, so it's pretty disheartening hitting join, only to be met with 'session is full' on a quest that says '1/4 players, started 0 minutes ago'. Do fucking PC players have like, a goddamn macro that lets them join a quest the instant it's posted/SOS'd?!

Since the main sub can't even accept the slightest criticism I'm gonna use this one to write and hopefully discuss about stuff in Wilds. Today: FUCKING SOS FLARES!

I wish that 99% of the join request weren't already full by the time I'm done reading the rewards and picking a camp. ATM it's waiting for the request to load and accepting the first one as fast as possible hoping it's not already full. But I have no idea how one could fix this, it only means there are bazillions of people online playing the game, which is actually a good thing.

I wish hunts would be longer so I could join a hunt that's already 2-4 minutes in without arriving to the fight 3 minute before it's over. And since you can't select t a camp without the SOS request being full you'll spend 2 of those minutes auto-seikret traveling to the fight that's almost over.

I wish there was an option to just join and accept a completely random SOS Flare without having to chose anything.

I've been personally seeing people who are having trouble with zoh getting their posts flooded with a bunch of dipshits going "oh but fight actually easy" or "go git gud" instead of being actually helpful and it's the most obnoxious shit. Like wow so proud of you for playing a video game instead of showering.

They literally already have a perfectly fine grid system set up for the weapon upgrades, but talismans can't get something simple like this? You have to make the level 1 talisman, and only then does the upgrade list show up for level 2. So every time I make one level of the talisman I have to go into this stupid menu and add the next level to my wishlist? JUST SHOW ME EVERYTHING I CAN MAKE!!

And while I'm here....why are there THREE different menus for Artian weapons? Why can't Reinforce and Dismantle just be options on the same menu!? It's just insanely bad. Literally just bring in a person and say "how can we make the UI not awful on our 100 million dollar game?"!!!!!

U ALL R! I HAVEN'T HAD 1 SUCCESSFUL ZOH WITH RANDOMZ

Given we have plenty of Zoh Shia rage posts here, I'll instead do one for the tempered leviathan we got.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, WHY DOES THIS FOX HIT SO FUCKING HARD?!

Every time a 4 or 5 star Tempered Mizu so much as even LOOKS at me funny, my entire health bar turns red and starts vibrating. Why does a basic bitch bite attack do a third of my health?! I have maxed out Jin Dahaad armor, I resist water for fuck's sake! Why am I still getting melted by this asshole?! And why did they make Bubbleblight act like its fucking Slime here with boosted damage if you get hit? This is a stressful fucking hunt where if I slip up even once, my ass is getting carried back to the base camp. Legit cannot fight this fucker with Hammer, and IG is still stressful as hell because GIMMIE YOUR FUCKING WHITE BUFF YOU STUPID FOX!

AND WHY CAN HE JUST 360 NO SCOPE THE SECOND HE STOPS RUNNING TO A NEW AREA AND SEND FLAMING BUBBLES THAT BLOW UP MY BIRD AND ME WHEN I AM CHASING HIM DOWN?! THAT'S REAL FUCKING FAIR! My character is drunk of mega potions and max potions after every fight, they have to consume so damn many goddamnit.

AND THE BACKSLAMS, OH THE GODDAMN BACKSLAMS AND PSYCHO CRUSHER AND ALL THE OTHER SOULSEER/APEX MIZU/VIOLET MIZU SHIT THAT I KNOW I CAN AVOID LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND BUT INPUT LAG MEANS HALF THE TIME MY HUNTER STILL ENDS UP LIKE AN ACCORDION FUCK!

I've beaten this thing several times already, I DO like fighting it despite how stressful it can be, but HOLY HELL. AND CAN I PLEASE HAVE THIS BITCH SPAWN MORE OFTEN?! TRYING TO GET A DOUBLE INVESTIGATION FOR THIS FUCKER IS LIKE PULLING TEETH! I WANT A MIZU/UTH DUNA INVESTIGATION, GAME, LEMME HAVE IT! OR A MIZU/GUARDIAN FULGAR HUNT, OR A MIZU/GORE HUNT TO PISS OFF MY FRIENDS!

I HAVE KILLED SO MANY OF THESE BASTARDS TO GET ANOTHER GEM AND HAVE YET TO GET THE FUCKING THING AFTER 2 HOURS THIS FIGHT IS LONG AND RANDOS DON'T KNOW ABOUT BREAKING THE CRYSTALS AND BLOWING THEM UP AND KEEP FUCKING DYING! FUCK THIS FUCKING DRAGON I FUCKING HATE IT AND IT'S LONG ASS FIGHT

Ever since TU1, I crash anywhere from 1 minute to 10 minutes after engaging Mizu or Zoh. I'm not allowed to play. I've cleared the shader cache, lowered my settings, I've rolled back and updated my drivers

I have a Ryzen 7 9700X and a 4070 Ti Super 32 GB RAM, and 16 GB VRAM. I should NOT be crashing. what the fuck.