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How? How in the fuck can you possibly be this weak? What the fuck is this? I have no mods, nothing. No. Just fucking no.

Intimidator is a skill I rarely have, but then something like that happens and I wish I fucking had it. I despise those small fucking things with burning passion. And yes by the time I managed to kill them all, Nu Udra already woke up. I still got all of its tentacles but damn the Kranodath made want to exterminate them to extinction.

SERIOUSLY! THIS BDSM BULLSHIT MONSTER IS LEGIT CAUSING ME A HEADACHE!!! Did this shit even have play testers?!! ITs chains have fuck ass hitboxes that catch me by the toe and drag me along with them for a fuck ton of damage!!! He's placed in the most dickish of places that SCREAM AT YOU to bring some form of guarding weapon!!! If its not a cramped cave or a goddamn janitors closet, its on a motherfucking SLOPE that causes his chains to CLIP THROUGH JUST TO HIT YOU AND MAKE ATTACKING OR GETTING AWAY A FUCKING CHORE!!!! I have fought him with almost EVERY WEAPON! If it didnt have a shield i would have a MISERABLE fucking time dealing with his bullshit!!!! Dual blades' dodge doesnt give me enough i-frames on the dodge, Longswords input delay make counters a gamble, switch axe's counter is akward to pull off, and hammer...the less said the better. THIS BITCH WONT STOP MOVING, SWINGING HIS SEX CHAINS, OR SPAMMING HIS FUCKASS GRAB WHILE IM IN THE MIDDLE OF A COMBO!!! OH, and sometimes the stabbing animation wont save you even if you start and the very start, resulting in my hunter being rag dolled and getting up just in time to get whipped AGAIN!!! His bullshit hitboxes make absolutely SURE he hits you no matter where you are! Oh, your in front of me while i stab my tail? WELL FUCK YOU, THE AIR IN FRONT OF ME ALSO COUNTS!! Trying to dodge UNDER me? GUESS WHAT? MY ENTIRE BODY IS A HITBOX WHEN I SLING MY WHIPS DOWN!!!

There is so much wrong this fucking fight that after i make his stuff, i dont want to deal with him again! That is a death sentence for a monsters, ESPECIALLY THE FLAGSHIP OF THE FUCKING GAME!!!

God I can't wait for elders to join the game so those fucking cowards who join every hunt and capture the monster as soon as it gets low can't do shit. Gonna have to start hunting in private lobbies so I can actually get the satisfaction of beating the monster instead of pussing out every hunt.

Started a new character in World after being disappointed with Wilds and holy shit, I remember now why I barely fought Deviljho. The stupid fucker is built from the ground up to be annoying as shit. Crap hitzones with hard to hit weak spots especially for melee weapons with short reach, wide sweeping moves that have hitboxes JUST bigger than you'd expect, that fucking sweeping breath attack that JUST reaches far enough to make it near impossible to dodge, continuing to attack in pitfall traps, having a lot of health and giving defence down and dragon blight to top off the shit sandwich.

And who do I have to sacrifice my first born child to to get a fucking Scalp? I've hunted 6 in a row and gotten precisely ZERO, but two gems.

I'm not even mad. I'm actually lying but why. Why should I have to suffer because of YOUR incompetence.

It's MY hunt. It's MY investigation and it's MY choice if I think it's worth attempting to capture or not.

But nooooo, you just have to attempt one because your dumbass got killed all four times. You made us waste insurance. You made us waste precious carts on an already challenging monster. And now you made me waste an investigation attempt.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCKING SHIT, MIZU DOESN'T DO THE ASS BALLS MIXUP MOVES

YOU GUYS ARE EXPECTING A STREET FIGHTER COLLAB WE ALREADY HAVE ONE BECAUSE GORE IS FUCKING CHUN LI

DASH DASH DASH DASH TURN THE CAMERA TURN THE CAMERA TURN THE CAMERA OOP YOU LITERALLY COULD NOT SEE THAT ATTACK COMING BECAUSE I WAS OFFSCREEN, THERE GOES HALF YOUR HEALTH

YOU THOUGHT I WAS FACING AWAY FROM YOU, HAHAHAHAHAHA NOPE PIVOT AND TURN AND SLAM THERE GOES THE OTHER HALF I AM A FUCKING BALLERINA

OOPS, YOU'RE STUCK IN A CORNER, YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD AND YOU WILL HAVE NO IDEA I WAS EVEN ATTACKING YOU.

I actively refuse to do this fight anymore, it is the worst designed Monster Hunter fight in existence. I'll get that Frenzy Crystal+ another way.

Oh, and by the way, Alma actually trash talks you now.

"I have no doubt in your skills, Hunter, but maybe we should prepare a bit more next time."

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU INTERN BITCH, I WANT TO SEE YOU TRY.

PLEASE STOPPING POPPING EVERY SINGLE WOUND THAT YOU SEE

I KNOW ITS COOL AND FILL YOUR DEMON BAR, BUT THERE OTHER 3 PLAYERS THAT CAN USE THE FUCKING WOUND TOO, THERE A IG TRYING TO COMBO WITH KINSECT BUFF, LS TRYING TO STACK, A CB PLAYER THAT WANT TO PLAY SAVAGE AXE WITHOUT NEEDING A PERFECT BLOCK OR JUST PEOPLE WHO WANTS TO GIVE MORE DAMAGE TO A SPECIFIC PART OF THE MONSTER I AM PLAYING SINCE LAUNCH AND I TRIED SO HARD TO DOENST BOTHER WITH THIS BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO BE A MF WHO THINKS THE GAME IS ONLY MINE TO PLAY, I THOUGHT THE BOW PLAYERS WOUND DEMOLISH ALL WOUND EVERY TIME BUT NO IS A FUCKIN DB THAT WANT TO LOOK STYLISH

MAYBE I AM OVERREACTING ? MAYBE

MAYBE I AM JUST PISSED BECAUSE I GOT OHKED TWO TIMES BY A TEMPERED MITSUZUNE ? MAYBE

BUT ISNT SO HARD TO THINK IN YOUR LITTLE COMPANIONS OF HUNTING WHEN CAME TO USAGE OF THE WOUNDS

AND FUCK YOU CAPCOM AND THIS MINI STICK ARTIAN IG LOOK

I was so excited to hear that theme in the context of a real battle (I haven't played either game that it appears in) but capcom decided "no, we're going to 🌟wilds-ify🌟the fucking thing. Hope you enjoy that." And now it sounds so much more like some of the other boring fucking battle themes this game has. Yes Rise made some changes too, but Wilds has scrubbed away basically all of its identity aside from the song structure. It's not unique anymore. It doesn't stand out. Was already disappointed by this games music, as well as blue balling me on the rotten vale theme, but this is where I just start getting mad. Is it bad now? No. It's still a fine track, but stop trying to fix what isn't broken. If they pull some shit like this for Lagiacrus it's over. And I can fully imagine them doing that because it "isn't modern enough" yeah okay man.

This isn't my only complaint with Wilds tracks either. Barely any of the songs in this game took up space in my mind for more than 30 minutes. One of the better themes that I've listened to in full, Rey Dau's, hardly even fits the monster its assigned to. They really just sprinkled in the occasional quiet electric guitar and thought that was good enough for their thunder storm railgun dragon. You want a good electrifying theme? Astalos is right there. A 9 year old game did it just fine, what's Wilds' excuse?

Man, I sure miss ye god old days where drops weren't guaranteed STFU! GODFUCKINGDAMMIT, I HUNTED 10 OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING ZHO SHIA AND HOW MANY GEMS DID I GET? A WHOPPING ONE. ONE SINGLE GODDAMN GEM! THIS IS LEGIT THE BIGGEST FUCKING BULLSHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN. First i have to waste 15k Points to rest for half an hour, because I can't even get one to appear, and then I fucking USE ALL MY VOUCHERS, BREAK THE HEAD EVERY TIME, SEVER THE TAIL EVERY FUCKING TIME AND I CANT GET ANY OF THESE FUCKING GEMS, LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK????? I WANTED TO FUCKING TRY THESE NEW WEAPONS AND NOW THE WEEKEND IS OVER AND I COULDNT EVEN TRY ONE, BECAUSE I MADE THE FUCKING ARMOR. STUPID FUCKING GODDAMN RNG IN THESE GAMES SOMETIME!!!

Mhgu high rank, did a post about how I disliked the difficulty and left with a newfound view of how the difficulty in oldgen works and how I can appreciate it.

ONLY FOR THIS BITCHLESS FATHERLESS PURPLE UNLOVED BITCH OF A BIRD TO MAKE ME DOUBLE DOWN ON THINKING THIS GAME IS PURE BULLSHIT AND PEOPLE ONLY DEFEND THIS SHIT BECAUSE THEY HAD TO DEAL WITH IT

ok no I don't actually think that for the record, I'm just raging lmao

BUT WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO DO ABOUT THIS FUCKER ????? IT THROWS EVERY FUCKING MOVE AT YOU, IT HAS WIND, STAGGER, SPEED, POISON AND FIRE, ITS ATTACKS HAVE SUCH BULLSHIT HIT BOXES I MIGHT AS WELL CALL THEM AOE, ITS RECOVERY IS SO FAST I CAN'T FUCKING HEAL IN THE AREA ITS IN, IM BOUNCING WITH LOW WHITE-GREEN ON ITS OBVIOUS INTENDED HITZONES

i hate this bird with such a passion I need to have it suffer, whenever I get endgame gear I will only do it's hunting quest, not to get better at it but to hope that the amount of scarred fucks I put down will hopefully make them an endangered species, and that they never appear in a game ever again, I will send thousands of the purple fucks to hell if I need to

To hate this much is to hate with a purpose

I've only played through world iceborne and rise sunbreak. But I hate fighting safi, xeno, zorah, narwa, ibushi, and gaismagorm. Like these absurdly large monsters that have huge amounts of health, aoe, and damage. Just walking a little brings them all the way to the other side of the map. I feel like these monsters are glorified bunching bags that occasionally one shot you if you are not careful.

Like what the fuck is the point??? The slide is a SITUATIONAL move, Chop is a REGULAR ASS ATTACK YOU USE WHILE SHIELDING. I fuckin think it's called chop anyways and I don't fucking care. The slide is an APPROACH MOVE. YOU USE IT ONCE PER INTERACTION. THATS WHY RISE PUT IT ON Y+B. AND CHOP ON Y BECAUSE GUESS WHAT THE REGULAR ATTACK IS ON THE SINGLE BUTTON. But for some god forsaken reason, wilds decided that the REGULAR ATTACK should be on two buttons WHICH DONT REGISTER THE RIGHT INPUT HALF THE TIME ANYWAYS AND JUST MAKE ME SLIDE WHICH THEN JUST MIGHT MAKE ME GET HIT (which kinda doesn't matter with the low damage monsters do in wilds) BUT STILL

If there's a way to switch these two moves feel free to call me out, but please at least tell me how if you do so.

FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS STUPID PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT ITS SO FUCKING DUMB ITS STUPID FUCKING STUNS THAT YOU CAN NEVER GET OUT OF ITS SUPER HIGH HEALTH THAT MAKES IT COMPLETELY UNFUN ANJA WAS NEVER FUN IT WAS NEVER GOOD THEY ADDED A MORE NOT FUN ELEMENT TO A REALLY BAD BOSS

Seriously just like one would be pretty cool. Like wilds seems like the perfect setting to really see the effect of an elder on the surrounding eco systems.

Can people fucking bring basic necessities in multiplayer/SOS like Dust of life, life powder, flash pods, luring pods, max potions, ancient potions. BRING YOUR SHIT and fucking heal when you have a chance, I'm not gonna babysit your health all the time, I only have 2 Dust of lifes. And when I'm low and stunned what do I get in return? I fucking faint.Thank you for the non existant heals. I heal you, my palico at least tries to heal me why can't you? You press like one fucking button, it's not that hard.

I am doing all the item use, 99% of flash on hunts I go to I'm the one doing all the flashing and I'm not even in to that. For fuck's sake do me a favor and make a loadout with all these on it, it takes like 30 fucking seconds and it will save everyone from fainting to unexpected shit.

All of the old monsters in MHGU suck complete ass to fight. All of them. The raptors, Rathain, underground monsters, and Rathalos. All of them have the same mechanics that lead to them feely insanely generic and boring to fight, mainly instant attacks and their turning. I know that most instant attacks/charges in this game don't just come out whenever, and usaully happens after the monster turns to you, but thats what makes these fight so goddamn ass.

The entire fight is you constantly staffing around their mechanic ass turns and instant attacks to get your hit in, and it is so. DAMN BORING. All of these fights play out the EXACT same and do nothing but feel cheap and waste all of your time. Rathalos is one of the worst fucking offenders of this. He has a plethora of moves he can do after his turns, including instant charges, making you do guessing as to what he'll do so you can have your opening. Most of hit attacks have bad hit boxes, initiate flight, or both making you have to constantly strafe around him and bait charges or wait for him to come down to the ground. All this fight does is waste your fucking time while being as unfun as possible and I feel this way about all the old monster designs.

Coming from World, I thought it was just me who couldn't get into the turn based feeling of old MH combat. I thought this was the case until I got to the actually fucking good monsters, like Nargacuga, Lagoacrus, Mitsitsune, Seriegios, etc. These monsters still have the turn based feel with heavy emphasis on positioning. And they do this WITHOUT instant charges, mechanical turns, broken hitboxes, and time wasting fights. I actually really enjoyed these fights and I realized it wasn't the old MH combat that I didn't like, its just that the design of the old monsters fucking suck. They aren't fun at ALL and are an extremely lazy way to to create the turn-based combat the monsters are known for. Rathalos sucks ass. The only old monster that comes close is Yian Garunga, he fucking sucks too but at least he doesn't fly for minutes on end.

Title. Was hunting a tempered mizu with a friend, no sos flare. Mizu is nearly dead and between us we have only one cart, when some random joins from the lobby quests screen and carts three times (palico saved him the second time) inside of 45 seconds.

We weren't looking for help, didn't ask anyone to join, honestly never even thought about people joining from the lobby because it's such an uncommon thing in our experience. But regardless, dude joins and tanks our hunt.

Don't do this, thanks. I get it, tempered mizu is rare and sos's are hard to get into, but if you aren't 100% confident in your ability to hunt a monster, don't join a hunt that didn't SOS.

Will be playing in priv lobbies for difficult investigations from not on, I guess.

I'm replaying risebreak on my Xbox and I just want to get to sunbreak. Why do I have to do these idiotic rampages, how much of a moron do you have to be to keep them mandatory even after sunbreak released? Just give me a skip option Crapcom.

Just failed my first mandatory rampage with "final gate destroyed". Ffs I don't want to learn rampage mechanics, even a second wasted on figuring out this idiotic bs is 1 second too much. Probably going to put this game down and never touch it again. I'm not jumping through fire hoops to get to Sunbreak just because Capcom devs have severe brain damage. Fuck base rise, it's even worse than I remembered.

After using the GS, i discovered how much of a cuck I was using this weak ass weapon. GS Offsets are so forgiving and easy to access. While in Hammer, you need to "plonk, plonk swing!" to get it, and it's so fucking strict for some reason, the active frames on the offset are so fast. Sometimes on GS, I just press Y+B immediately without charging and it gives me an offset on aggressive monsters. Not to mention the follow up on a perfectly timed offset on GS gives you a follow up, that has an option to go to TCS. While in hammer, yeah you can go to mighty charge, but man, accessing offset is hard enough that you rarely risk doing it and just do your job and bonk the head.

GS also has block and has power clash that again gets followed up with a TCS. It's like it has everything lol. Even Switch Axe's offset is easier to access too, not to mention its counter during sword mode. Capcom I swear to God, those hammer buffs better be something good. Doing the arena rathian makes me want to peel my skin off, I can't hit her when she's flying and running around.

Listen I don't usually like being this negative but my god I really don't understand how some of these people got this far into the game.

On my last Zoh Shia investigion, opened it up to pubs because why not I was starting to get bored of solo play anyway. First few minutes go by just fine and I'm just vibing.. until Zoh Shia rages for the first time. Not even 2 minutes after these two guys who couldnt take 2 seconds to use a mega potion cart within a few seconds of each other from a fireball because these two ranged boys think they're fucking invincible or something with their discerning dodge that they can't even time right.

I take a look at the mission counter and luckily one of these guys had insurance so we're only sitting at 1 cart. Me and the CB guy keep going and I decide to let them stay for now as I thought maybe they just got unlucky. Normally it's a "whatever" moment as it just happens sometimes and that's that. What genuinely pissed me off was this other guy who dishes out the third cart of the run by pulling one of the most brain dead plays I have ever seen. These two guys that JUST carted HAVENT EVEN fucking returned from camp yet when Zoh starts charging his flame ring attack. I move out of the way and then I'm forced to watch as this charge blade guy who isn't even in axe mode absolutely SPAMMING sword attack while Zoh charges his fire RIGHT ABOVE him before cremating this guy into the third cart.

Zoh Shia didn't even make to the final phase and I've decided for the first time to purge the entire squad. After about 200 hrs into Wilds so far this is deadass the first time I've had to whip out a farcaster just so I didn't receive the same treatment while I was figuring out how to kick these buffoons. Normally I wouldn't be so upset as with so many new players it's kind of expected for there to be a button masher or two but I started this quest in a VET lobby for a reason guys. I at least expect most of you to know what the dodge/block button does.

“Oh your weapon doesn’t have a dodge or block? Too bad.”

I FUCKING DESPISE THE THREE HIT COMBO BEING TWO FUCKING SWEEP ATTACKS IN A ROW

AND OF COURSE LIKE A KID WHO JUST DISCOVERED THAT ONE OP FIGHTING GAME MOVE THAT THEY’LL NOW SPAM AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE, TEMPERED ARKVELD’S ENTIRE DIFFICULTY RESOLVES USING THE COMBO AS MUCH AS HE POSSIBLY FUCKING CAN

I’D LOVE TO DODGE! REALLY! I WOULD! BUT THERE’S SO MANY FUCKING WALLS AND TREES IN THE WAY I LEGITIMATELY DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THE FUCK NO ONE HAS RAGED ABOUT THIS YET

I THOUGHT POSITIONING WAS A CORE PART OF THE SERIES WHY IN THE FUCKETY FUCK HAVE THESE LAST TWO GENERATIONS BEEN SO OBSESSED WITH MAP DESIGN FOCUSED ON REMOVING ANY ROOM TO POSITION?!?!

I CAN’T EVEN FUCKING SEE WHAT’S HAPPENING SOMETIMES BECAUSE THERE’S SO MUCH SHIT EVERYWHERE, SO MANY FUCKING PLANTS, ROOTS, ROCKS AND SHIT THAT KEEPS STOPPING ME FROM SEEING WHATS HAPPENING