r/PoliticalHumor Jan 27 '25

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS TWITTER/X Posts are now Banned

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Friends, we feel that in this time, where unrepresentative oligarch migrants can receive MASSIVE government subsidies for their electric car companies, FAVORABLE treatment from federal and state-level assistance programs, effectively rendering it impossible for American entrepreneurs
 to enter our once FREE MARKETPLACE: We acknowledge the need to take a stand
against unelected, unrepresentative OLIGARCH MIGRANTS named Leon who are recipients of government and public wealth! Stealing American jobs in the executive that could have gone to
perfectly good AMERICAN billionaires - We are taking a stand - a STAND I SAY against
cruel tyranny of immigrant oligarchs against the true American MAJORITY! We
OPPOSE these NEPO BABIES and their willingness to pull the ladder up
behind them as they spend their BLOOD EMERALDS on GENDER-AFFIRMING care
in the form of hair-plugs! MADNESS!

We also didn't like Elon doing a Nazi salute, either, so Twitter/X Posts are henceforth banned. Stick that in your DOGE


r/PoliticalHumor Dec 04 '24

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS Reminder: DO NOT ADVOCATE OR CELEBRATE SOMEONE'S DEATH

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Earlier today, the CEO of UnitedHealthcare was shot and killed in Manhattan.

 

This is neither politics nor funny, so we're not sure why some of you keep trying to make posts about it here.

 

To be clear:

  • Do not advocate for or celebrate someone's death on this sub.

  • We will remove any posts or comments that break that rule.

  • We may ban anyone who breaks that rule.

  • That ban might be permanent, depending on any number of circumstances (which should not be relevant, because you shouldn't be advocating for or celebrating anyone's death).

 

We understand that the American healthcare system is a goddamned shitshow, and we sympathize with the 99% of people who are rightly dissatisfied with that.

We understand that it is easy to feel like Cool and Edgy People on the other side of a keyboard—even about a very real family's tragedy—but we do not and will not sympathize with edgelords and keyboard warriors that want to get their rocks off shitposting about someone's murder.

 

Do not get yourself banned—or potentially get this sub in hot water with the admins—by forgetting your basic human decency.

 

There will be no discussion on this issue.


r/PoliticalHumor 5h ago

And tomorrow he'll do something even more stupid

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r/PoliticalHumor 10h ago

MegaBURN!

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r/PoliticalHumor 12h ago

It’s good only if Trump’s in charge

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r/PoliticalHumor 18h ago

Time Cover

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r/PoliticalHumor 14h ago

Photoshop Alpha male. lol

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r/PoliticalHumor 1h ago

It's always someone else fault.

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r/PoliticalHumor 17h ago

I see, then yes you are...

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r/PoliticalHumor 15h ago

All states against trump

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r/PoliticalHumor 16h ago

He does not care about you

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r/PoliticalHumor 3h ago

Thanks Reagan!

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r/PoliticalHumor 8h ago

No one can compete at his level

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r/PoliticalHumor 8h ago

I love every part of this

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r/PoliticalHumor 1h ago

Trump advances to championship round of Seniors miniature low IQ Club golf tournament, days after imposing wave of tariffs

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Trump advanced to championship round of the Senior low I Q miniature Club golf tournament, days after imposing wave of tariffs Trump suggested in March he was done competing in low I Q miniature golf tournaments as there were too many smart people out there

President Donald Trump has advanced to Sunday's final round of a Florida senior low IQ golf miniture tournament, the Senior Club Championship, after winning in the second round Saturday, the White House announced.

"The president won his second-round matchup of the low IQ senior club miniature championship today in Jupiter, Fla., and advances to the championship round on Sunday," the statement said.

Trump will look to win his second miniature golf championship in a month. In early March, he won the low IQ Golf miniature Club Championship at his club in Palm Beach County, Florida.


r/PoliticalHumor 23h ago

Unsurprisingly, Trump’s hurting America with his tariffs

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r/PoliticalHumor 20h ago

4/5 DC - This sign cannot be beat

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r/PoliticalHumor 2h ago

Hands off Trump’s brain!

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r/PoliticalHumor 20h ago

What it feels like living in a state that voted for Trump.

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r/PoliticalHumor 15h ago

Reality

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r/PoliticalHumor 1h ago

Narnia really got the shaft

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r/PoliticalHumor 47m ago

Laura Loomer wants to join the Trump administration. It's Loomey Tunes!

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r/PoliticalHumor 26m ago

The party that hated taxes ...are suddenly okay with an increase in taxes?

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r/PoliticalHumor 18h ago

A couple of my favorite signs from the DC Rally

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r/PoliticalHumor 15h ago

Do they have Tarrifs in what?

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r/PoliticalHumor 12h ago

When even the children are smarter than the current Administration

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270 Upvotes

r/PoliticalHumor 19h ago

Look ma, I'm owning the libz

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848 Upvotes