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u/Vitally_Trivial 27d ago
Ball spoon.
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u/5iveOClockSomewhere 27d ago
It’s a nut hoister
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u/Holiday-Calendar-541 27d ago
Sooooo close. It's actually an antique cock ruler with nut rests.
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u/Accomplished-Video71 27d ago
Exactly this. It's missing the fulcrum though. You put little weights on the other end and measure the carats of the family jewels.
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u/coolmist23 27d ago
Exactly this! It's to keep them from touching the water while sitting on the toilet.
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u/jquest303 27d ago
Keeps your low hanging fruit out of the toilet water when you’re dropping a deuce. Brilliant!
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u/Shoddy_calf_massage 27d ago
It’s to place your balls on while taking a dump
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u/One-Ad-65 27d ago
Okay... I know it's a joke... but hear me out... shitting in public restrooms
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u/effinmike12 27d ago
When your dickhead touches the lid.
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u/SadAnnah13 27d ago
As a woman, it had never occurred to me that this happens!
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u/effinmike12 27d ago
Lol, it does.
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u/SadAnnah13 27d ago
I feel like we need to design a little dickhead hammock to hold it out of the way! I guess it depends on how big the toilet hole is too. The toilet at my mum's last house, I couldn't lean forward to wipe my bum without my FUPA touching the seat, it was such a small toilet!
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u/MikeyboyMC 27d ago
Make it a personal thing that you carry with you, the idea of a public penis swing shivers me timbers
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u/TheJonesLP1 27d ago
What is a FUPA?
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u/Anonymous1039 27d ago edited 27d ago
Fatty upper pubic area
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u/TheJonesLP1 27d ago
So, basically, the belly? Or what? 😅
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u/Lucky-Firefighter456 27d ago edited 27d ago
My mother calls it her "apron" It's the area just above the pubic bone where certain women get paunchy when they gain weight. Super hard to get rid of.
Edit: pubic not public🤦♀️
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u/SadAnnah13 27d ago
It's the pubic triangle, not quite the vulva, not quite the belly. Just below the bikini line!
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u/WhenInDoubtPunt 27d ago edited 27d ago
Ewww do they hit the toilet water?!?
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u/Princess_Slagathor 27d ago
If you're over 80, maybe.
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u/Itsjustme714 27d ago
🤣🤣... No HELL no!
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u/WhenInDoubtPunt 27d ago
Are ya sure? Got me to thinking it’s the real reason low flow toilets were invented 🤔
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u/Itsjustme714 27d ago
🤣🤣.. oh I'm sure, but then again i can only speak for myself.. but you might be on to something with the low flow thing 👏
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u/Toxic_Don 27d ago
Where👏🏻do👏🏻you👏🏻keep👏🏻the👏🏻nets 👏🏻that👏🏻you👏🏻put👏🏻on👏🏻 the👏🏻 bottom 👏🏻of 👏🏻guys 👏🏻balls 👏🏻to👏🏻 stop 👏🏻them 👏🏻from 👏🏻dunking 👏🏻in 👏🏻the 👏🏻water?
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u/jabracadaniel 27d ago
how fucking low do they hang??? the water is a good 20cm below the seat
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u/Marquar234 27d ago
He can throw them over his shoulder like a Continental soldier.
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u/Rennegadde_Foxxe 27d ago
Do your balls. Hang. Low?
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u/ChartInFurch 27d ago
It depends on the toilet and how hot it is that day tbh. Plus the low hangers aren't exclusive to old guys.
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u/Slinkywhippet 27d ago
Submit to r/whatisthisthing and report back so we can all find out for sure that it's nut cupping peen measurer 😊
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u/Beef-Strokin-Off 27d ago
It's a double spoon.
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u/luisgdh 27d ago
That doesn't answer all my questions though
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u/Beef-Strokin-Off 27d ago
From Google, "The item shown is a Yakuba double spoon, a traditional piece of African art, specifically from the Dan people of the Ivory Coast. It is also known as Wakémia."
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u/Menarok 27d ago
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u/Beef-Strokin-Off 27d ago
From Google, "Symbolism: The double spoon is a symbol of hospitality and generosity. Function: It is awarded to women recognized for their exceptional hospitality and used during festive ceremonies to serve food. Design: Often made of wood, it features two bowls and may include intricate carvings or a handle shaped like a human head. Prestige: The spoon also represents prestige and is waved during dances by the honored woman"
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u/Accomplished-Video71 27d ago
So if you have saggy balls, it gives you a longer measurement? Asking for a friend.
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u/Erkebram 27d ago
I've seen this before, if I recall it was some sort of African symbol of hospitality... Somehow.
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u/chairmanghost 27d ago
I looked up african hospitality spoon based on your answer and found the exact one.
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u/toostressd2beblessd 27d ago
The original erectile dysfunction device. Ya saddle ya balls in the cups, stretch the old Johnson along the stick and strap him on with some bandage or ribbon and ya stiff and ready lol.
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u/Accomplished-Video71 27d ago
The ole schlong splint
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u/Solid_Name_7847 27d ago
Possibly an ozhau, a traditional ladle from Kazakhstan. That’s literally all I know about it so I can’t give you any other info about it. I tried to google them and only got one web page in another language.
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u/Distantstallion 27d ago
It's a coke spoon for minmaxers / speedrunners. Lets you blow coke up both nostrils
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u/PI_Dude 27d ago
The Dan-Culture in countries like the Ivory Coast and Liberia have such "spoons". They are called Yacouba, and are mostly used by a female whom has the real and/or ceremonial position and duty of food distribution in the clan. It probably is more of a status symbol. Normally, those spoons are heavily ornated, with human figures, animal figures, or geometrical ones. Your Yacouba may be either from a very poor, small clan, or it may be just something sold to tourists.
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u/Tampwns6104 27d ago
A testicular measurement spoon for 1 testicular unit. Comes in various sizes in a pack. Akin to measuring cups.
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u/Paimons_Acolyte 27d ago
It’s a cheat code for an old fashioned egg race. Carry two eggs at once, double your chances of winning. Surly no one will notice 👀
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u/darkviolet_ 27d ago
For once in my life my brain didn’t go to something crude and I thought it was some creative sauce spoon that doled out two servings of sauce at a time.
My family has a sauce spoon that has a heart shape on the end because it was a Valentine’s Day gift and this reminded me of that.
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u/MagicOrpheus310 27d ago
Old penis measuring tool, from back when they measured it from balls to tip and not tip to base they go by now...
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u/BrAveMonkey333 27d ago
If you're blind this thing straps on and cups the balls and you can use the shaft part in front as a walking stick...
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u/babybee1187 27d ago
Its to appraisal testicals. Mmm hmm yes good quality sack you have there young man.
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u/anonhoneybadger 26d ago
This is a Testicladle. It helps reduce back pain after a long day of lugging some low hangers around
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u/Cute-Advisor-2323 27d ago
I think you rest your balls on it when you measure it with the notches in the middle
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u/Possible_Rise6838 27d ago
I somehow thought you'd place 2 lines of coke in a lil pile on them and have a good time
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u/ranterist 27d ago
Cock ring prototype.
Inspired by the penis gourd.
Did not work for the “beer bellied.”
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u/wkendwench 27d ago edited 27d ago
https://youtu.be/f5VpXBKxt_U?si=lLqjr3ti67Fx-8mi
Reminded me of this actual toilet invented with an unusually deep bowl for well endowed men.
Sorry I know it’s long but skip to minute 6 for the info on the toilet if you don’t want to watch the full clip
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u/Dankgott 27d ago
I like the universal agreement that even though it probably isn't that, everyone agrees it looks like its made for nuts
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u/Sarlock-_1234 27d ago
It's for when you need two spoons of something but are too lazy to measure twice
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u/Sabbath-_-Worship 27d ago
I thought it was to keep your balls from dipping in the toilet during a heatwave.
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u/krivik_zomber 27d ago
in ancient times roman and greek orgy participants used this device as a dick crutch, usually tying it with a thick string or a leather band to the soft boner around the second half of the third round to prolong the ceremony
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u/eat1more 26d ago
They are for getting a rough weight of nudeness colonists testicles, near beaches typically from April to august in the north hemisphere.
When you get a good test sample, usually between 80-100 willing participants, please send your data on to your national statistics office.
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u/ChrisVonae 26d ago
European Explorer visits Africa
Oh hey, that's an odd spoon, what is is for? holds up the communal dick measuring spoon with scrotum rest to ensure fair consistent measuring
Urmm.. that's.. urmm.. yes, it's a special spoon representing the two sides of the universe.. Definitely. Very important to our tribe. Yes.
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u/wiremupi 24d ago
Sack and sticker support,the more technical term however is testes and todger transporter.
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u/chairmanghost 27d ago edited 27d ago
Yacouba double spoon, symbol of hospitality in traditional African art. It represents 2 very distinct universes that are opposite
*thank you