r/oddlysatisfying 1d ago

Harvesting blueberries from a blueberry barren

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u/geekyheart225 1d ago

This isn't how the blueberry bushes on my Stardew Valley farm look...

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u/Soul_King92 1d ago

It looks very efficient though

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u/neatoni 23h ago

Same method I use when scooping cat litter

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u/Big-Ergodic_Energy 19h ago

So where do they beat the devil out of it at the end, and curse as icky bits fly off into the ether?

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u/2009isbestyear 23h ago

Time to get the Tractor mod

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u/Half-PintHeroics 22h ago

This is what blueberries look like. American blueberries are called bilberries

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u/Perma_Ban69 22h ago

Close. The European ones are bilberries.

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u/Ok-Blackberry-3534 21h ago

Williamberries to you.

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u/mysanslurkingaccount 20h ago

Then there’s the funny, angry, Boston ones, Billburries.

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u/C-57D 1d ago

it's called a barren?

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u/MuffinRhino 23h ago

It refers to the agricultural land they're on. Blueberries need very acidic soil, so acidic most plants can't handle it. So if you've got a very naturally acidic property and can't cultivate anything else, you do blueberries.

Pine barrens are similar - dry, shitty, sandy soil that only the pine trees do well in.

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u/Syssareth 22h ago

Blueberries need very acidic soil, so acidic most plants can't handle it.

Oooh, this might be why every time we buy a blueberry bush, it dies immediately. Our water is mildly alkaline and we were just putting them in our usual potting soil.

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u/LegendOfKhaos 21h ago

I'm picturing an intelligent alien species transporting humans to another planet with an inhospitable atmosphere and wondering, "Why did they keep dying?"

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u/silverjudge 12h ago

Is my human getting too much excersie? Too little water? Not enough air that's 90% ammonia? I just can't keep one alive.

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u/Betelgeusetimes3 4h ago

I have around 10 blueberry bushes of different varieties in my yard. Some in beds I built some just in the soil, the ones in beds do better because I can adjust the soil easier. They all get sulfur at the beginning and end of each growing season and then ‘acid fertilizer’ a couple times throughout the year. The stuff with hydrangeas on the package works well.

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u/nvoima 21h ago

Oh, so that's why blueberries flourish in the far north despite the short growing season. From archaeology I know that the soil there is so acidic that it has destroyed most remains of ancient cultures.

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u/DeepSpaceNebulae 2h ago

Pine trees. Not only do they thrive in acidic soil, they make the soil more acidic when they shed their pine needles.

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u/igivethonefucketh 1d ago

Yes, barren refers to the field of blueberry bushes

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u/SEA_griffondeur 1d ago

Probably because they're like a 20th of the size of a berry bush

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u/WingedAlpaca 23h ago

It's a typo. OP is actually stealing these from the Blueberry Baron.

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u/scrndude 18h ago

“Please, Blueberry Baron is my father’s name, call me Blueberry Lord”

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u/day_tryppin 1d ago

This was my first thought

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u/AdEnough2267 1d ago

I was just wondering how blueberries are harvested. Tech is pulling target content straight from our brains now.

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u/_its_a_thing_ 23h ago

I worked the blueberry barrens in Downeast Maine one summer. Wild blueberries are low like this. We did it hunched over with hand rakes about a third the width of this harvester. My back has never been the same. That was in 1980 or so.

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u/PercivalSquat 21h ago

Yup my dad used to spend summers as a kid raking blueberries in Maine. One summer some guy got his hand stuck in the machine that separates the berries from the leaves and stems and mangled it up pretty bad. Dad stopped doing it after that.

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u/Many-Day8308 16h ago

Did it in the 90’s in Cherryfield. I see the old rakes posted from time to time in what is this thing and immediately can smell the sun, sweat, blueberries and immodan(sp?) pesticide

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u/_its_a_thing_ 13h ago

Yup, good ole Cheeryfield. Purly Something-or-other running the crew.

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u/lusciouslashess 6h ago

Some are still done by hand

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u/sidneyaks 1d ago

Hey, it's like lice day at school!

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u/HotepYoda 1d ago

Can’t unsee that, ya bastard!

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u/charliesk9unit 1d ago

Big ass blue lice.

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u/sidneyaks 22h ago

J U I C Y

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u/Guillotine-Wit 1d ago

Is the blueberry barren near the cranberry bog?

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u/SuspendedAwareness15 1d ago

Yes, actually lol

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u/jokke420 1d ago

I live in Finland and i can find both 500m from my appartment😂😂

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u/cardew-vascular 20h ago

I live in Canada and they're not that close because if I go 500m I'm still in my yard, but my neighbourhood is a mix of cranberry bogs and blueberry farms. We have a cranberry festival yearly.

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u/doritobimbo 17h ago

Should ask one of the cranberry workers how they feel about the spiders. I hear it’s a job one can only do if they’re genuinely totally fine about spiders. Cus they hang out in the bushes, but when the bog gets flooded for harvest they float up with the berries and naturally attempt to escape to the nearest high point - often a human in waders lol

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u/kael13 1d ago

Please tell me there's like a buckwheat lagoon as well.

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u/Sbatio 19h ago

It’s behind the rice paddy.

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u/redditproha 1d ago

I thought blueberries grew on shrubs

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u/No_Media378 1d ago

It depends on the variety

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u/selja26 1d ago

These are low shrubs, knee height max. This is called European blueberry in America I think. Here it's just called blueberry, we pick it in the woods and the tall shrub bluebs are sold in stores. The forest ones are dark in the centre and very juicy, sweet and sour, very concentrated taste. 

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u/Laslou 22h ago

I was shocked and disappointed the first time I ate American blueberries. They’re not blue inside, instead some greenish color and taste like nothing.

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u/selja26 22h ago edited 19h ago

I grew some of American type in my garden last summer and they were good. I think, from what I read, at the commercial plantations they pump the shrubs with water and fertilizers so the berries grow large and the taste gets diluted. I didn't water mine too much and they were small and tasty. It's a shame forest blueberries don't do well in gardens, I would find a way to transplant some.

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u/etanail 20h ago

Sour peat

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u/selja26 19h ago

The tall ones also require sour peat and acidizing feeds. The forest ones just like forest microclimate, mostly pine forests, dappled shade, humidity, pine mulch, the way the large trees influence the moisture in the ground etc.

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u/doritobimbo 17h ago

Okay so you’re telling me there’s a blueberry out there in the world that isn’t fucking disgusting? … I had an abscess in my mouth once and when it drained it tasted like blueberry pancakes.

I’d love to like blueberries so I try some a couple times a year. They’re so bad though

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u/Laslou 17h ago

The one on the right is the real deal: https://imgur.com/a/uptU4Mc

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u/doritobimbo 17h ago

Gotcha. Will be on the lookout. Maybe order seeds and grow some myself. The idea of messing around with soil acidity makes me feel like this: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/kemist

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u/svennesvan 1d ago

The species in this video is European blueberry, also called bilberry. It's completely different from American blueberry, it's smaller and has a more intense flavor.

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u/Laslou 22h ago edited 22h ago

I’ve heard that the reason you mostly only find fresh American blueberries in stores (here in Sweden at least) is because you can’t commercially grow the European, they need to grow in the forest. Maybe this is some hybrid? I may be misinformed though.

EDIT: “Fun” fact! We have a lot of berries here in Sweden, a lot of money in that industry. It’s a bit shady also, relies on kind of modern slavery. People from SE Asia are shipped here on dubious promises (kind of like the construction workers in Qatar) and they get to roam the forests for berries. And during Covid the industry almost went bankrupt because they couldn’t “import” workers from other countries. 🫠

EDIT2: Another fun one. Most of our berries are exported to Asia. Instead, our berries (in stores) are imported from the Baltics.

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u/FlyingVMoth 22h ago

I think every "rich" country has the same problems... No local Canadians want to harvest strawberries and raspberries. It's usually South Americans that do it.

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u/Laslou 22h ago

Yeah. But I got the impression that in the US or Canada they at least get paid. Probably cash and very little. Here it was more like a slave camp. They got food etc, but had to work to pay off their “debt” for travel, passports confiscated etc.

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u/FlyingVMoth 22h ago

Yeah ok, I know we had some scandals these past few years, but I don't think it was like a slave camp.

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u/Frosty-Age-6643 22h ago

United States has the same issue. But what we’re doing now is deporting everyone who worked on farms and crashing the economy so that Americans can get back to the fields where we belong. 

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u/Laslou 22h ago

The children yearn for the fields!

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u/aDinoInTophat 21h ago

No problem growing or harvesting bilberry commercially, although it's a bit more demanding than most berries. The real reason is as you noted the way cheaper option of importing pickers rather than cultivating.

Most Swedes that want blueberries more than occasionally go pick and freeze ourselves. Just one day in the forest is usually more than enough for a year.

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u/Minnesota-Mike 22h ago

Blueberries plants in Alaska are exactly like this. Small berries tight to the ground, the plants are so springy, coily.

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u/bullwinkle8088 23h ago

Some do, the ones I have in my yard are mature and 6ft in height.

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u/anyodan8675 18h ago

High bush blueberries are like a shrub. They are bigger and have less flavor than low bush blueberries which are tiny, delicious, and harder to cultivate m

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u/tfsra 1d ago

not if you mow them

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u/AdditionalAir4879 1d ago

I feel like this method must be so distressing for the plants. But man I love me some blueberries

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u/TwilighteTide 1d ago

They evolved to handle some roughhousing – wild berries get munched by bears and trampled by deer!

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u/idiotseverywhere2112 23h ago

How exactly did they do that?

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u/ChromaticFinish 23h ago

Well the ones that died from being trampled were no longer alive :)

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u/Dutchwells 1d ago

They shouldn't have become blueberry plants then 😁

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u/xoxoBug 1d ago

😭 the audacity

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u/TonyAbbottsNipples 1d ago

If they're distressed about this, they're gonna hate finding out about fire pruning.

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u/toplessrobot 1d ago

Can plants be stressed

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u/inco100 22h ago

I recall passing through some blueberry fields in the mountains. Where people have used machinery, it was a massacre. The bushes were torn apart. I wonder whether they were able to restore themselves.

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u/tacologic 1d ago

Wtf is this music? I just wanted to hear blueberries fall

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u/Atomidate 1d ago

Here I am wondering if the grass I'm going to spring overseed can handle semiregular foot traffic, and there's this guy with the BlueberryRaper2000 going nuts without a problem.

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u/prairiepanda 1d ago

Maybe the solution is to replace your grass with blueberries.

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u/ninj4geek 22h ago

It'll definitely taste better

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u/Superseaslug 1d ago

Does that make you a blueberry baron?

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u/ThatGasHauler 1d ago

I remember doing this as a teenager fer spending cash. No machine, handheld mf’er. Don’t remember how much I was paid…….wasn’t enough.

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u/_its_a_thing_ 23h ago

Same here.

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u/PontificatinPlatypus 1d ago

Looks like plenty left behind for whatever hungry bears might be around.

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u/EvelcyclopS 1d ago

That is not oddly satisfying. That is anxiety Inducing. How many crushed blueberries are there? How is he driving over the bushes? Is he crushing the plants as he drives?

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u/_its_a_thing_ 23h ago edited 10h ago

There's only one harvest per season. The plants are woody and strong and die back in winter. They're also burned every two or three years (or were back in the '80s and 90s when I was in Maine).

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u/Either_Topic4344 1d ago

Redditors will spend more time worrying about crushed blueberry plants than dead people and it's hilarious

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u/TheLordFool 1d ago

I thought this was way bigger than it was until I saw the dude standing on it

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u/Pielacine 15h ago

I really needed a banana for scale i thought those were trees

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u/Rasputin2025 1d ago

"Blueberry fields forever"

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u/Barfpocalypse 1d ago

This is what Sal’s mother should’ve used.

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u/J1mj0hns0n 22h ago

How the hell do we manage to burst them in the plastic package placing it delicately into the car when this is how they're picked. "Here's a two foot drop onto metallic plate from a giant comb jerking violently back and forth"

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u/nvoima 21h ago

By the time they're packaged and delivered, they're probably not so fresh and firm anymore.

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u/HamRove 22h ago

Broke my back every summer for two weeks growing up in Nova Scotia doing this by hand. Hardest two weeks you could imagine, but kept me in spending money for the whole year. Still remember closing my eyes and seeing blueberries before I fell asleep.

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u/pink_faerie_kitten 1d ago

How does the driver resist eating a handful all the time?

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u/friendlyapostate69 22h ago

As a kid growing up in Maine, it's a right of passage raking blueberries by hand for at least one summer. BACKBREAKING work man. This thing is cool af

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u/C-Nast49 19h ago

I always find the engineering that goes into these machines to be so fascinating. Like, there was a need to harvest blueberries faster, so someone designed a machine to be as efficient as possible at one thing and one thing only: harvesting blueberries. So cool.

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u/ilikenoodles2222 10h ago

Ok I’m high but I had no idea if that was a hand held decide or being filmed from a helicopter. I was on the edge of my seat til they zoomed out.

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u/likesexonlycheaper 1d ago

I love Blewbs

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u/GooseOfWisdom 1d ago

Finns have entered the chat

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u/WakaWaka_ 1d ago

Music ruined it, just leave it on mute

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u/Designer_Analysis_95 23h ago

grandma could do it faster by hand

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u/garden-wicket-581 23h ago

reminds me of raking wild blueberries in Maine .. picking/sorting out all the detritus is a huge pain..

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u/Terrible_Discount_37 23h ago

I need this to pick up dog poop. My St. Bernard and Great Pyrenees are hard to keep up with.

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u/ddelamareuk 23h ago

Someone needs to oil that trapped bird

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u/PeteGiovanni 23h ago

That looks way nicer on your back vs picking them by hand lol

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u/KubrickRupert 22h ago

Who wouldn’t want to watch Henry Fonda pick blueberries?

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_DONAIRS 22h ago

These look like wild blueberries, which grow in eastern Canada and Maine. It doesn't matter if the machine hurts the plant stems, as they're usually mowed or burned anyway after the berries are harvested.

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u/devildocjames 22h ago

This is kind of cute, for some weird reason. I think it's the tiny harvester.

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u/Main-Vacation2007 20h ago

Jobs Americans don't want...

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u/deviltrombone 19h ago

Probably doesn't drop as many as I do when washing them. lol

So how many do you usually end up sacrificing to the garbage disposal god? My number must be 1-2 per handful.

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u/Revolutionary-Fox622 19h ago

This was berry enjoyable to watch, thank you for sharing.

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u/HybridPower049 19h ago

I would give the obligatory "blueberries are purple" but they do indeed look sufficiently blue here. Satisfactory.

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u/ghouldish 18h ago

No wonder why the berries are bruised.

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u/LazyOldCat 18h ago

Grease, it needs grease to live!

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u/Brent_Fox 17h ago

Where's the love?

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u/misterfistyersister 17h ago

This is how my huckleberry spot looked right after my wife told her coworker.

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u/Captain_Murica23 16h ago

It’s called cheep cheep. 🐥

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u/katybee13 16h ago

Look at those bluebs.

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u/Dannysmartful 14h ago

Never heard of a blueberry "barren" usually some something is "barren" it means nothing grows in that area. Which is why it's called "barren."

Now I want fresh blueberries.

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u/Inferno_ZA 13h ago

Saw a while back that another way is to flood the field and the blueberries float to the surface.

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u/Careful_Swan3830 5h ago

That’s cranberries, not all blueberries float.

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u/buburocks 13h ago

I thought this machine was so much bigger til I saw his feet

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u/EveryDayDudetm 12h ago

Soooooo happy to learn this!!!

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u/Busy-Historian9297 8h ago

We used to do this by hand

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u/mistyfrequency 7h ago

I thought the machine was going to be massive until I saw the mans feet. Don't know why I thought that, as blueberries are tiny.

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u/dvishall 4h ago

Id happily sir in one of those bins munching on the berries 😅😅

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u/kiln_monster 2h ago

Even with a machine that looks tedious!!

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u/ThinNeighborhood2276 1d ago

That must be incredibly satisfying! How many blueberries did you end up harvesting?

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u/SirWigglesVonWoogly 1d ago

Maybe ask this person first who probably reposted it from someone else.

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u/MadMaximusdesu 1d ago

Does it hurt the plant

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u/Foghorn225 1d ago

But is there a channel that the machine drove through? I didn't see one, it looked like the plants would have just been crushed .

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u/Southernor85 22h ago edited 22h ago

There are hundreds of "channels" the whole front part is a giant fork, the tines grab the bush at the bottom and when pulled up the rooted bush stays down but the berries pop off

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u/ycr007 1d ago

What’s a “blueberry barren”?

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u/ChrissiTea 1d ago

An area that is mostly populated by blueberry bushes

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u/Half-PintHeroics 21h ago

No, we are the ones who say what's what because we used the words first. The American ones are bilberries, and moose are elks too by the way.

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u/deelowe 21h ago

So much work for what amounts to maybe $5 of berries wholesale. There has to be larger scale operations, no?

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u/youareactuallygod 1d ago

Mm yummy so the machine eats them and then I eat machine poop? Mmmmm more machine poop yummy yummy

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u/ninetofive 1d ago

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