r/oddlysatisfying • u/riri1281 • 8h ago

Beyonce's fan has competition

7.8k Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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u/in1gom0ntoya 8h ago

must be using Th'Oreal

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u/Beetso 8h ago

Nice.

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u/in1gom0ntoya 8h ago

I try.

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u/ebulient 6h ago

You succeed.

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u/Honest-Estimate4964 7m ago

Absolutely Blursed video.

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u/Rune_Heart 53m ago

I don't think I've facepalmed that hard in a while. I'm stealing this LOL

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u/Winslow2027 8h ago

I just wish my hair was as silky as his is đŸ€Ł

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u/Kitty4mazing 7h ago

It’s giving


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u/Methadoneblues 5h ago

I was looking for this gif! Well said!

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u/vigilantesd 8h ago

Join a ‘Norwegian Black Metal’ band, they all have hair like that too

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u/eutoputoegordo 8h ago

The reason I hate metal. The hair. Pure jealousy.

I'd love to keep my hair like that, but we'll, crying in curls. Well, now after decades of self hatred I let my grow, now I look like Slash.

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u/HydratedCarrot 7h ago

No metal band with bald guys?

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u/Sipikay 5h ago

it's gotta be all the fish oil

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u/vigilantesd 5h ago

That or the church burnings

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u/gandhinukes 5h ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0HWEtEKL-A

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u/m3lk3r 4h ago

Far from Norweigan black metal but way better hair.

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u/Emotional-Purpose762 5h ago

This whole man is silky, holy

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u/MeLoveCoffee99 8h ago

That’s impressive

2

u/Kratzschutz 1h ago

Try Aloe Vera maybe.

Or protein depending on your hair porosity

2

u/jacobo 25m ago

I wish I have hair

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u/Sominic 8h ago

That hair has better underwater CG then the live action Little Mermaid movie did... I love it.

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u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks 6h ago

I liked the peeks at his tummy.

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u/tealfreak 2h ago

And the tummy tattoos

7

u/AspirationalChoker 2h ago

Reminds me of the animated Sinbad movie villain lol

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u/Dragonlady151 2h ago

Eris!

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u/AspirationalChoker 2h ago

Haha that's the one!

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u/rawtrap 1h ago

You just made me remember the underwater effect on Salazar hair in pirates of the Caribbean, that is crazy

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u/tleeemmailyo 8h ago

Meanwhile someone whispers in the same room as me and my hair is tangled instantly đŸ„Č

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u/Intoxic8edOne 5h ago

Same here, except falls out instead of tangles

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u/Left-Bookkeeper-3848 8h ago

How does any single human being contain this much awesomeness in their hair???

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u/RaidensReturn 4h ago

He’s the Last Hairbender

2

u/RageEataPnut 28m ago

I just spit out my vodka in laughter... fuck you.

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u/LoreOfBore 5h ago

Maybe it’s Maybelline

2

u/WiredPeanut 22m ago

Maybe it's Methamphetamine

2

u/LoreOfBore 7m ago

I AM THE MAN WITH LUSCIOUS LOCKS

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u/Sproketz 2h ago

Pantene Pro-V

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u/Doomncandy 1h ago

My grandma has fantastic hair that I am very jealous of. Full blown hippy locks down to her butt. And I am here with a whispy short cut because my hair sucks. Damn anemic body..

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u/slurpycow112 8h ago edited 7h ago

I worry about where the fan is and how close his hair is getting when he tosses it down


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u/Infamous_Koala_3737 8h ago

I’m trying to figure out the fan placement too 

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u/Skadoosh_it 6h ago

2 below on each side pointing up at angles

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u/Yeetiii 2h ago

Maybe its one of the Dyson ones where there are no moving parts you could touch. Well just hope so ....

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u/slayez06 8h ago

Lady Gaga fan wins.

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u/SkizzleDizzel 30m ago

THANK YOU I thought I was losing it at first

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u/AccomplishedSwim6560 8h ago

Their hair is majestic

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u/Romanopapa 8h ago

I was looking for the right adjective and “majestic” is perfect.

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u/Own_Significance2619 5h ago

Meanwhile the pronoun is wrong, even though he is a queen 😄

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u/-Appledays 3h ago

Their is gender neutral no?

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u/Own_Significance2619 2h ago

yup, of course. but we know this guy's gender

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u/ClevelandLumberjack 2h ago

Pssst get over it lol

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u/Pointlessala 8h ago

i need his shampoo and conditioner stat holy shit. and even then there's no way my hair would ever be as silky as his

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u/ThatOneGuyYearn 5h ago

I bet you it's a 3-in-1 body, shampoo, & conditioner soap

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u/GrynaiTaip 3h ago

Body, shampoo, conditioner, toothpaste, wheel bearing grease, penetrating oil, stain remover and mayo-in-1.

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u/lobotumi 2h ago

or the generic: "oh this one says Soapℱ good enough"

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u/dude21862004 5h ago

I'd bet you every cent I have it's not.

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u/Demonsteel87 4h ago

Assuming he’s gay, certainly not.

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u/GrynaiTaip 3h ago

Why would you assume that?

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u/Cattleist 7h ago

Bro I thought his hair was a filter. It's beautiful..

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u/Bulky_Specialist9645 8h ago

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u/gotloster 7h ago


. Username checks out.

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u/biblioteca4ants 7h ago

I could watch this guy forever lol

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u/GimmieGummies 5h ago

I need him in my life

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u/do_ob-headphones_on 4h ago

You really don't.

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u/Stripes4All 2h ago

Wrong. Yes we do.

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u/Thingzer0 8h ago edited 7h ago

What in LOTR’s name is this??? đŸ€Ł

Edit : typo

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u/pr0digalnun 8h ago

“I don’t know, and I would rather not guess.” — Frodo

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u/Lordborgman 4h ago

Thranduil when no one is looking.

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u/shaundisbuddyguy 8h ago

I had long hair once until it divorced me suddenly. I don't know what conditioner he's using but it's worth every penny he's paying for it.

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u/aw2669 8h ago


Sorry about your hairriage 

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u/shaundisbuddyguy 7h ago

Yah, me too :(

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u/mc360jp 5h ago

As someone with super full, long hair
 your comment terrifies me lol

I figured having this much hair still in my late 20s was a solid sign I’m hanging onto it for at least a bit longer. How “sudden” is “suddenly”?

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u/shaundisbuddyguy 4h ago

Dude you're ok for now . A hairdresser told me at age 18 I was in for real problems. By age 24 she was right . If your comb is cool ? So are you. If your comb is a fur trap ? Message me in a few years. I'll have some cocktail recipes to share.

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u/GrynaiTaip 3h ago

Are you noticing any signs of impending baldness? Usually it becomes visible earlier than that, like shedding all over the place, hair brush full of hair, etc.

I have a lot of hair and I'm growing it out now. Mid 30s and no signs of divorce, a few weeks ago my barber said that I have by far the most dense, thick and strong hair he's ever seen.

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u/MyHamburgerLovesMe 6h ago

Not sure if this is supposed to be a parody or not. The dude has some pretty decent moves

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u/flinkefyr 7h ago

Is this Lucius Malfoy?

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u/Twoflew_tx 7h ago

It’s his fabulous cousin who saves the drama for his hair

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u/Sassquatch3000 54m ago

Luscious Malfoy

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u/ButItWas420 6h ago

My hair is in knots watching this

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u/CaramelDrippin504 8h ago

But why his hair eating us up like that doeđŸ˜©

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u/Deadpoolgoesboop 8h ago

Fucking majestic!

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u/meatywood 8h ago

That hair is FABULOUS!

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u/Old-Floor-4611 8h ago

He is eatingggg lol

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u/Crafty-Research333 8h ago

What a beautiful mane you have

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u/meldiane81 8h ago

It’s
. mesmerizing.

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u/greatmarco 7h ago

Why is killing it tho!! đŸ€Ł

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u/-burgers 7h ago

đŸŽ” tuuurn tha faaannn onnnn đŸŽ¶

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u/hundredbagger 8h ago

Well that was excellent.

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u/gladiator073 8h ago

Was it static electricity? I don't see wind blowing his shirt

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u/fruit_shoot 8h ago

I think the fan is behind him. Look at how his shirt ripples forward (towards the camera) from behind.

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u/baodingballs00 8h ago

feel like its more than one fan all pointed up kinda.

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u/GrynaiTaip 3h ago

Multiple fans at waist height, pointed upwards.

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u/No-Structure8063 8h ago

How is he keeping his hair afloat ? , i dont see any air breeze

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u/imironman2018 8h ago

What hair care does he do? Want to learn!!

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u/RoseGoldCougarGamer 6h ago

He's all kinds of gorgeous - definitely my sort of type 😍. 10/10 would not kick him out of bed â˜ș

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u/dllimport 6h ago

I love this so much more than I ever thought possible

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u/theflush1980 5h ago

That’s absolutely fucking glorious!

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u/hikiri 4h ago

He's so good it took me until my 20th watch to even notice the good boy behind him.

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u/SpezSupporter 3h ago

Further proof that men are superior

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u/lemonismylife 2h ago

this is wonderful. i love that it's in oddlysatisfying as well. it certainly is. maybe even an oddly oddlysatisfying

love it

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u/Upstairs_Primary_944 1h ago

That shit is SILKY

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u/MCMarioMario 18m ago edited 7m ago

My favorite part of this video is the contrast of brilliant hairography to... whatever it is they are wearing lmao.

EDIT: Also gotta mention the Kokopelli figure on the wall. Nothing about this video makes a whole lot of sense to me, but it makes so much sense.

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u/Twoflew_tx 7h ago

Can’t. Stop. Watching.

Send help

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u/katzumee 8h ago

Get it! I could record myself doing the same thing but I don’t have a main as glorious as this. I’ll live vicariously through this video!

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u/Attempt-989 7h ago

Fierce!

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u/Hope_Standard 7h ago

This is fabulous

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u/Judas_Kyss 7h ago

Dude has hair like Eris from Sinbad

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u/Maleficent_Yellow717 6h ago

Even the hair is dancing lmao 

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u/zoroddesign 6h ago

Where are the fans placed?

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u/mittensofkittens 6h ago

That hair is just majestic

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u/ereinionmithrandir 6h ago

You are amazing!!! I love it!!

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u/SirLloynSteak 6h ago

Umm, he's actually good at that...hmmm

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u/AstroFace 6h ago

Hair bender

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u/jadedlillies 5h ago

Nah this kinda pmo because why doesn’t he have 100s of strands of hair flying free in the air around him like I’d have if I tried this😭

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u/mojo_rasin 5h ago

William Nylander, off-season.

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u/kmstolly 5h ago

Lmao love it, and this song slaps.

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u/Possible-Estimate748 5h ago

The hair is mesmerizing. How is he getting it to do that? Ai? Filter? .... Fans?

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u/bex_orange_county 5h ago

I hope he’s putting all that in a bonnet. That’s a glorious head of hair, right there right there

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u/3rd_birthday 5h ago

Love the fucking kokopelli

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u/idreamofgreenie 3h ago

I haven't seen one in many years and I could instantly smell patchouli.

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u/Oceanic1979 5h ago

I don't get it, there's nothing satisfying about this, oddly or otherwise

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u/MibikKibik 5h ago

it's that floating hair guy from pirates of the carribean

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u/5shortgraybless 5h ago

retuurn the slaaab

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u/jadedlillies 5h ago

Nah this kinda pmo because why doesn’t he have 100s of strands of hair flying free in the air around him like I’d have if I tried this😭

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u/SushantBag 5h ago

Hair under water

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u/nirvingau 5h ago

There's a storm brewing.

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u/Precious_J4de 5h ago

Why did it stop at the best part?? ;-;

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u/tednoob 5h ago

Simply magnificent.

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u/gggreddit789 5h ago

imagine being the neighbor...

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u/Empress926 4h ago

Adds to bucket list! Why tf haven’t I done this with my hair?! This is amazing!!

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u/winedruid 4h ago

Iza oblaaaka

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u/HuanXiaoyi 4h ago

i wish i could do that! i'm part mexican (don't tell the government) so my hair is far too heavy and curly to do this pretty swooshing in even a strong wind

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u/knarf3 4h ago

You go, diva!

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u/Due-Dragonfruit-7138 4h ago

Dog watching his crazy person is what got me.

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u/Grand_Honey_8682 4h ago

Oh my god the hair is amazing!!

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u/Fast-Fan4785 4h ago

What a beautiful man. đŸ€©

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u/Cold-Sun3302 4h ago

That was mesmerising.

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u/bachutab 3h ago

I am bald 😟

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u/speakwhenspoken2 3h ago

Had a very long and rough day... this made me laugh. Thank you . Just what I did not know I needed. Work it....! Thank you.i now want a big fan so I ca. Do this at home.

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u/nameorfeed 3h ago

Im so tilted how noone is pointing out that this is a Lady gaga song, not beyonce

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u/MinaZata 3h ago

It's over 9,000!!!!

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u/NeahG 3h ago

Glorious!

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u/PintoTheBurninator 3h ago

I want to be his friend.

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u/Terrynia 3h ago

Duuude. That is amazing

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u/OrangeClyde 2h ago

That hair looks silky asf 😍

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u/Guilty-Data-3158 2h ago

Beyonce Viking for the win!

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u/Yofroshi 2h ago

A true Lion's main

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u/wander-lux 2h ago

I am absolutely mesmerized.

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u/Edward_Page99 2h ago

How you create so much winds? Or is a normal size fan enough?

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u/kiln_monster 2h ago

Love it!! Sweet moves!! Wish I could dance like that!!!

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u/Dry-Class8050 2h ago

Actually, what?

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u/Bertha-Jesus 1h ago

Who is this Hair God?

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u/Eastern-Edge3285 1h ago

Seem like soup found a new hobby

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u/moonja85 1h ago

Bro that hair
. Majestic af

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u/See_Eye_Eh 1h ago

Yassss queen, work it

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u/Arcade1980 49m ago

I have some questions including the tattoos in their crotch area.

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u/Htx_MinDLess 37m ago

My mans killing it

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u/raykor85 34m ago

Now imagine his mom walks into his room and says "what are you doing?'

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u/LaneLoisLane 34m ago

It's reminding me of that one Visitor from Ghostwire Tokyo with the hair whipping.

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u/Nik_Rossi718 27m ago

I rather watch him then her

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u/New_Lake5484 6m ago

you mean beyoncé has competition

and he’s good

he’s got moves AND the hair.

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u/TirtyDoilet 8h ago

I mean BeyoncĂ© probably has a pretty nice fan, I’m sure the air flows from hers a bit better than in this video. I mean, he might have a really expensive Dyson fan though so you never know

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u/ThinNeighborhood2276 8h ago

Who or what is the competition?

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u/vigilantesd 8h ago

Beyoncé’s fan

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u/nameorfeed 3h ago

but... its a lady gaga song

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u/Eziolambo 8h ago

Cringeness

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u/Queen_Vampira 8h ago

I think you mean fabulous

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u/RCAbsolutelyX_x 8h ago

How glorious! 👏

lol. I had no idea what to expect. But it's better than I could have imagined 😆

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u/RiveriaFantasia 3h ago

At least his hair is his own and isn’t a wig BeyoncĂ© would love to have that hair

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u/Acrobatic-Math-7235 0m ago

A true hater
 She has long hair

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u/Olama 8h ago

I guess that's the perk of having thinning hair

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u/Occidentally20 8h ago

Ozzyman's videos have taken a turn here