Literal seconds, my worm spits his shit out like a baby with a dummy before i even have a chance to get the little fella excited. What the fuck am i gonna do if i get a gf? Am i gonna need to go for a tactical pre sex wank every time we fuck? Should i just larp as an asexual? Please help

I can even (this is not a joke) cum telepathically. I think some vaguely sexual thoughts and the little guy wakes up and over the course of 4-5 minutes he vomits out my cum onto my stomach like it was a bad meal he had to get rid of. I dont know how but every time i jerk off its like that, there's a visceral "im tired boss" vibe emanating from my unenthusiastic penis at all times like its my jaded, disillusioned wife who is procrastinating our divorce.

I haven't stroked my shit in like 2 years now because every time i do i get 2-3 seconds of pleasure and then just stew in the soup of my own filth looking at myself from the third person and seeing some pathetic weasly goon goblin who cant even do the lame loser shit right.

TLDR: Every time i cum i feel like i just killed my penis so i stopped cumming and now my dick feels like a phantom limb.

Oh they made child porn illegal so I guess I'm going to have to seek out porn of girls who are mentally 5 years old instead of my usual fare of strung out human trafficking victims. What the fuck is wrong with men

For the past 5-10 years online, you're constantly hearing "boomer this", "millennial that", "zoomer this that and the other". Yet Gen Xers aren't getting the hate they deserve.

Biggest neoliberal shills going (they elected Clinton), they're the ones in college and schools promoting shitlib identity politics, and when they were younger their ethos was "DUDE SELLING OUT BAD", but they've gone from being apathetic slackers to establishment bootlickers. They're the ones who initially brought in this idea that being masculine is an inherently bad thing, and that anyone who isn't a Dem is an inbred uneducated hick. They also made being disrespectful to older people cool (just watch the video for New Radicals' You Get What You Give). They seem to get a free pass just because of '90s music and pop culture which gets highly romanticised.

I'm in my late-ish 20's and my body count is 5 (one was when i was 16 so I almost don't count it?) (2 were attractive, 2 were decent looking, only 1 was fat) I have a very offputting/weird personality + am mid, albeit skinny. I'm extremely online and don't really go out in the ways that are conducive to meeting people. So I was just thinking how if a loser girl like myself can fuck 5 people, there's no way normal, more broadly appealing girls aren't pulling 7+ at least

The thesis of this post is that sex is very easy for even low quality women to have so how do women of average quality (superior to low quality) not have a ton of it

What are they actually protesting about. What are the real reasons.

I am out of the loop. I just learned about these protests when my left wing family members sent pictures of themselves at the protests with homemade signs about “stopping fascism.”

I can’t ask them because I don’t want to get into an argument about how deporting half as many illegal immigrants per day as President Obama did is not fascism.

And I know by “fascism” they aren’t talking about Trump bringing us to war with Iran and deporting people who criticize Israel, because msnbc doesn’t talk about those topics.

Is msnbc just lying to my friends and family again or did Trump actually do something to piss everyone off this time?

I suspect that it is fake (and quite possibly gay)

It's so obvious

apparently when somali soldiers run out of artillery shells they strap themselves to catapults and use their foreheads as the warhead, absolutely brilliant

It's easy to make fun of channer basement dweller types, especially if you live in one of the American libtopias where progressivism appears as the consensus, but if you're in a red or purple area, these people are just walking around among you - ppl that literally brag about wanting to gut you alive and kill your family.

Maybe desensitization has led us to believe that this is all bark and no bite - the sub is essentially a 4chan retirement community after all - but to be honest if I were one of their visible targets I would take them as seriously as a homeless person shrieking "I'm gonna fucking kill you" to me in a schizoid rage. Sure the ppl saying these things are pathetic but it's still a pretty threatening state of affairs.

Not saying that accusations of bigotry can't be thrown around flippantly and obnoxiously but it ultimately stems from a fear which is very real.

I'm flying through this shit like a it's a water slide, and it's hard to make it stop.

I'm in my mid 30's, probably ugly, and my whole life I've been invisible to women. Just zero response when I walk in the room, like I'm actually transparent. If I talk with them in a friendly manner I'm stone walled with an insincere "totally" before they turn their body away from me, or simply walk the other direction. If I'm introduced through friends or coworkers things go a lot better, unless I show even the briefest, most mild form of flirtatious energy. Then they'll shut down and stop talking to me.

I'll take a brief beat to mention that I'm not socially inept. I've been described as gregarious, funny and confident by most who know me. When I do land dates I get lots of compliments about "not being awkward" like so many other guys, and I'm a good dancer who has a high taste level. I make six figures and create art in my free time. I have interests.

Despite this dating apps were abysmal when I first tried them in my 20's, and I would have to pay money to use them in any meaningful way. Just swiping nonstop, sunrise to sunset, until any progress was made. Over the course of a year I went on 19 first dates, and I would have gladly gone on a second date with any of these women. They all ghosted me, despite us having a great time together.

Pushing past this severe level of rejection I eventually found myself in a LTR, somehow. It lasted five years. She was a probably bipolar alcoholic who ended things when she gave me a horrific ultimatum - let other guys fuck her, and let her peg my ass, or she walks. I said no, and she spent the last month staying in our apartment, going out on dates and screwing half the town before crawling back in bed with me. She would say she loved me and that we should stay friends all while I cried and begged her to stop. "She" is trans now and has more than a few partners in Buschwick.

I recently left another five year relationship that ended just as traumatically, with her cheating on me for years and gaslighting me about it. I only found out about it because one of "our" friends who she was fucking drunkenly confessed to me, and also told me about at least three other guys we all know. Deep down I always suspected this and tried to have honest conversations with her about it - though I got nothing but lies and emotional manipulation in return. She's currently trying to buy back my love with expensive gifts. I've read similar stories from people here on Reddit and sometimes wonder if we're dating the same girl.

Anyways, I'm kind of just done with women now. They've never shown me anything but disdain and disrespect, no matter how I approach the situation. I can think of at least three other girls I used to date who casually cucked me or left for other men, sometimes even introducing them to me. I sit alone at bars most nights and don't bother trying anymore. Every now and then I look up from my drink, and through a haze of sadness I see something not meant for me. A woman glowing and smiling from ear to ear, leaning in and touching a knee, arrested by attraction. The man she's talking to is usually tall, fit, or a combination of those things. My body begins to buzz with a dense feeling of resentment as I realize I've never seen this look on a woman's face in my life. At least not directed at me. I have to steal it away from the shadows in a brief glimpse. When I hear women say that men are superficial I scream inside.

If a guy stays with a woman who cheats for a while and then breaks up with her, she'll always speak fondly of you and send oblique messages about getting back together and how hard being alone is, but if a woman does the same...

He idealize the one woman he could push over and write songs about her, obssess and then eventually either kill her or break into her house to fuck a prostitute in her bed. You can't give cheating men any space is what I'm saying to you. It's harder for women, especially if you loved them, but it becomes a safety issue.

It happens often enough but it is the pretty much only source of male attention I get, i’ll throw in the odd middle aged English white pervert. It happens to me more than my female peers but they actually interact with and get asked out by normal guys our age.

I can’t stress to you just how important this is, the amount of psychic damage you’ll be able to get out of a simple “hm” is untapped potential.

Besides 🚂 but they're not yk

It's just true. Whenever they get treated like menaces of human beings by unforgiving leftists and pussy degenerates by tasteless reactionaries it just makes my heart hurt.

They get a raw deal, nobody sticks up for them. But I will.

I see this somewhat frequently on the big screen or social media. How do you clean your wrist if you are wearing a watch?

Just about to finish up book 4, and then i just have book 6 left (I read 5 out of order.) What’s your guy’s favorite book in the series? I think mine is 5. 4 is very good so far, I’ve been dying laughing about how he’s just busting in his pants every night because he doesn’t know how to masturbate yet. The short section where he’s terrified of being gay or his mom thinking that he’s gay was also really, really funny. Him beating off to renaissance paintings in 5 was killing me. What a strange guy

feels likein america on hinge women are always dressing giving hailey bieber vibes. like dressing up the trendiest way. but it comes off pretentious and a little narcisistic. smiling in every photo. photo with friends. overly posed. like looking like those corporate girlies on tik tok. like i guess every one is a corporate girlie now idk.

in europe seems like they just use selfies more casual photos but still look effortlessly attractive and don't really smile as much, often no pics smiling.

feels like american dating apps are over the top curated and it comes off soulless and in europe it's more effortlessly attractive.

and you can tell someone is an american in europe on dating apps without them saying it. there's something in their expression and posture. it's differnet and i can't quite explain it

not like the americans are fat or out of shape. just like their faces. what's wrong with it? I'm being dead serious cuz it's like in every city it just turns me off for real. something is just uncanny. idk. seriously need insight haha

idk maybe i'm delusional and projecting and haven't seen enough yet.

maybe american anglos just look uglier than germanics and slavs. idk.

Wow isn’t this big ol iPhone so tiny? Yea I grew up playing piano, was always told I had piano hands but it’s a family thing, haha it’s whatever. I haven’t showered or shaved in days, I’m devastated.

I thought one of the reasons they hate Regan is because he opened up the market and led to deindustrialisation

wrt the trump tariffs & pissing away soft power thing