Trump isn't remotely funny, but god do I love his politics right now

Chappell Roan is unfuckable and makes terrible music but her personality is just enchanting

Drinking and ripping cigs is lame and outdated, weed is the drug of the future

There's almost no differences between men and women that can be attributed to some kind of inherent biological traits rather than learned cultures mores

My only problem with porn is that there aren't more hours in the day to watch it, I feel like I'm barely scraping the surface of what's out there

Sometimes white people aren't the best

Video games are an art form on par with poetry, sculpture, and opera

Social media, and especially dating apps, have been an incredible catalyst for fostering real human contact and reducing overall loneliness and isolation

Marvel are responsible for all the most interesting and innovative cultural output of the last two decades

Something about trans people that treats them as human beings rather than an abstract political and cultural debate topic

Anna and Dasha have never been funnier or more insightful than they are right now

Fat people rock

I wish people would stop clogging up my feed of politics shlock with those ugly-ass art posts

There, now I've said all the things we've secretly been thinking this whole time and we can all stop pretending

install microwave ovens or custom kitchen deliveries. These losers don’t even know the importance of moving these refrigerators and color TVs. Literally just learn to play the gee-tar or something lmao

The agriculture industry in America is so centered on cheap slop it's disgusting. The butter is watered down and from corn fed diabetic cows. It literally causes inflammatory responses that don't happen when consuming grass fed dairy. I will buy the Kerrygold and enjoy it even if the tarriff is 40000% because our producers do not deserve my money. May the water dry from the land o lakes and only pure beautiful milk fat be left in her ponds.

I'm flying through this shit like a it's a water slide, and it's hard to make it stop.

I'm in my mid 30's, probably ugly, and my whole life I've been invisible to women. Just zero response when I walk in the room, like I'm actually transparent. If I talk with them in a friendly manner I'm stone walled with an insincere "totally" before they turn their body away from me, or simply walk the other direction. If I'm introduced through friends or coworkers things go a lot better, unless I show even the briefest, most mild form of flirtatious energy. Then they'll shut down and stop talking to me.

I'll take a brief beat to mention that I'm not socially inept. I've been described as gregarious, funny and confident by most who know me. When I do land dates I get lots of compliments about "not being awkward" like so many other guys, and I'm a good dancer who has a high taste level. I make six figures and create art in my free time. I have interests.

Despite this dating apps were abysmal when I first tried them in my 20's, and I would have to pay money to use them in any meaningful way. Just swiping nonstop, sunrise to sunset, until any progress was made. Over the course of a year I went on 19 first dates, and I would have gladly gone on a second date with any of these women. They all ghosted me, despite us having a great time together.

Pushing past this severe level of rejection I eventually found myself in a LTR, somehow. It lasted five years. She was a probably bipolar alcoholic who ended things when she gave me a horrific ultimatum - let other guys fuck her, and let her peg my ass, or she walks. I said no, and she spent the last month staying in our apartment, going out on dates and screwing half the town before crawling back in bed with me. She would say she loved me and that we should stay friends all while I cried and begged her to stop. "She" is trans now and has more than a few partners in Buschwick.

I recently left another five year relationship that ended just as traumatically, with her cheating on me for years and gaslighting me about it. I only found out about it because one of "our" friends who she was fucking drunkenly confessed to me, and also told me about at least three other guys we all know. Deep down I always suspected this and tried to have honest conversations with her about it - though I got nothing but lies and emotional manipulation in return. She's currently trying to buy back my love with expensive gifts. I've read similar stories from people here on Reddit and sometimes wonder if we're dating the same girl.

Anyways, I'm kind of just done with women now. They've never shown me anything but disdain and disrespect, no matter how I approach the situation. I can think of at least three other girls I used to date who casually cucked me or left for other men, sometimes even introducing them to me. I sit alone at bars most nights and don't bother trying anymore. Every now and then I look up from my drink, and through a haze of sadness I see something not meant for me. A woman glowing and smiling from ear to ear, leaning in and touching a knee, arrested by attraction. The man she's talking to is usually tall, fit, or a combination of those things. My body begins to buzz with a dense feeling of resentment as I realize I've never seen this look on a woman's face in my life. At least not directed at me. I have to steal it away from the shadows in a brief glimpse. When I hear women say that men are superficial I scream inside.

Is that why you're like this?

This woman interrupted our date night and my gf dragged me to her house. She keeps looking at me and seems to be trying to covertly communicate. I keep telling her that I think my gf is the most beautiful woman in the world and she keeps rolling her eyes. Very disrespectful and I don't know what to do?

The constant sneezing, swollen eyes, and extreme itchiness that disrupt even the simplest tasks are far more than just minor annoyances. Imagine that for 2 months or more a year you can barely function because you can't even scratch an itch that is between the internal ear and the jaw. Imagine wanting to put a grater on the roof of your mouth and just scratch it all away, and its constant. It torture, all the time. During school i could literally see the effect it had on my grades.

Imagine trying to read through a report or write an important essay when every few minutes you're wiping your nose or rubbing your eyes because your body is in overdrive, reacting to something as stupid as pollen. If you have a physically demanding jobs, it’s even more fucked up. Having to stop every so often to clean your nose or take a break just to deal with symptoms but you have dirty gloves on and you can't just stop mid job just because you have to sneeze every minute or because you want to take the nail gun and direct it to your itchy eyes.

Yes let me take antihistamines, but oh wait, now im drowsy and tired and im still feeling the allergy.

"Wow this girl looks pretty I wonder what she has to say"

"Î ĵûŝť ŵâňňâ êâť ťĥê řîîîĉĥ"

Men don’t know what they have with that

I went to a gay bar with my friends last week and one of their coworkers met us there. Painted nails, septum piercing, gay voice, pink overalls with no shirt, more flaming than a monk protesting the Vietnam war. And I saw him pull a BPD redhead that very night.

It's real, and it works folks. Straight men take note!

young white people: overly apologetic, sometimes so concerned with keeping my job easy that they end up making it more difficult lmao just order what you want bro

old white people: genuinely believe the person at the register is singularly responsible for price hikes, coupon expirations, etc. would sooner pay double than learn out how to use the app/website for a discount (i hear "we're not computer people" daily, sometimes hourly)

latinos: always want pineapple and/or jalapenos, seemingly only carry 100 dollar bills, often speak so little english that i question how they even function living here, like just asking if they want thin crust or normal crust is already an impenetrable roadblock and someone has to whip out google translate on their phone for us to continue

black people: want the cheapest/most-discounted things but also the most prone to accusing us of skimping on toppings etc. every time i've had someone being unreasonably germophobic (expecting glove changes after each ingredient is my favorite example) it's been a black person. stare over the counter at us making the pizza as if we're gonna drop a deuce on it if they look away for even a moment. very paranoid about being overcharged

asians: tend to order the weirdest flavor combinations, like a whole combination pizza but add pineapple and feta and bbq sauce and ranch and

They should remove the internet I reckon surely at this point the experiment has gone too far and in a strange direction

Ratatouille! NO IM A MOUSE!