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My cat disappeared
Oh no where it beeee?? It totally not here!
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Never seen her before, snuck in while I was frying chicken
I hope you offered said [crazy, huge, immensely CUTE] traveller some shelter
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Bouncer: "I'm going to have to ask you to leave." Me: "Why?"
But isn't that just life? Full of ups and downs... And ups and downs...
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Doctor: I'm sorry, but we had to remove half your colon.
You: Not funny.
Also you: Proceeds to detail all the reasons joke is funny and clever.
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AITAH I live with a Jewish roomate and am tired of the dietary drama.
My bad. It was one of OP's recent comments:
I agreed to keep the kitchen itself kosher. I was told i could eat whatever or have whatever when i moved in. The rules changed. But i do see where youβre coming from.
But whatever, I can't be assed to argue someone else's semantics. Seems like the rules began evolving at some point. That would nullify any agreement in a court of law.
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AITAH I live with a Jewish roomate and am tired of the dietary drama.
They didn't. Read the post.
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Look at this creep π© Show me your lunatic stalkers pls. Iβll go first:
The void says: I am vengeance. I am the night.
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Calm Environment
Not a single bidet in sight lol
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Greening with aura
I LOLed till I cried... This whole thing is so classic Kermie π₯°π₯°π₯°πππ
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LTA forgot to include Malay name of Botanic Gardens station until feedback
Teluk lah not telur
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LTA forgot to include Malay name of Botanic Gardens station until feedback
Fun fact: Cowabunga! (Kau ah bunga!) in malay means *YOU'RE the flower!"
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little bestie doesn't have a spine
You missed the memo - they're liquid.
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No Jumping onto the bed allowed
Why not? Not like there's a cat anywhere!
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AIO? Broke up with my boyfriend of 3 years because he went 3 days without saying anything.
He's avoidant. NOR and keep your ass out of that mess.
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got a new rug
Have you noticed there's a vortex right in the middle of it
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None of my friends want to come to my wedding.
You would do everything for them... Except pay for their travel & accommodations?
Β―_(γ)_/Β―
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Best Actress goes to..
Jack! Don't let go JACK!!!
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Where he π€π€π€
It is impossible to discern a cat in this environment. All I see are the structures holding a thing in place. There indeed is no cat. At all. Like totally.
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OOP call out her mom in therapy after years of neglect and abuse.
Borderline AF. Good riddance to a wreck of a mother woman.
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Woman I'm seeing gets me excited and it's becoming a problem
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Lol... Guy really thought he had a GOTCHA on you π