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u/nahimalum 1d ago
So you have choosen death
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u/redskelton 21h ago
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u/adobofanatic 21h ago
“hello. i am inigo meowtoya, you killed my father. prepare to die”
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u/Auriviennee 20h ago
'So, you have opted for the path of resistance. Very well. Prepare for a campaign of strategic meows and ignored requests.'
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u/norakb123 19h ago
I would act the same way if someone put my face on the Internet regarding how fat I am!
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u/Whateveryouwantitobe 1d ago
U gonna die tonight
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u/Old_Context_8072 1d ago
MOS DEF
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u/hi_itz_me_again 21h ago
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u/MRevelle0424 21h ago
Did we just get Rick rolled?
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u/StupidNervousNugget 1d ago
OP...are you okay...? ☹️It was good to have you around.....we will miss you...☹️☹️
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u/Ok_Blueberry5376 19h ago
this is cat now. op is gone.
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u/willowgrl 11h ago
Oh no. If op is gone at your hand you may need to consult r/legalcaladvice to make sure you don’t have a lapse of treats and scritches
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u/WineyaWaist 1d ago
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u/eclectic_collector 1d ago
How dare you make me see this with my own eyes
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u/oooooooooof 23h ago
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u/hardns0ft 21h ago
idk i love him tho
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u/BenTenInches 1d ago
Am I tripping or do I see a Dog face on the belly?
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u/JazzfanRS 1d ago
Chihuahua!
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u/Worldly_Piano6355 1d ago
He is absolutely beautiful and is awaiting your apology...
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u/Worldly_Piano6355 1d ago
And a snack...
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u/GroundsKeeperWilly69 1d ago
Make that two snacks :D
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u/MamaOnica Tortoiseshell 1d ago
And a third for waiting for the first two snacks!
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u/floofienewfie 1d ago
He wants cheese.
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u/MamaOnica Tortoiseshell 1d ago
He shall have cheese!
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u/NetherPlaysVR 1d ago
Don’t forget the salmon!
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u/MamaOnica Tortoiseshell 1d ago
He shall have the salmon! And the tuna!! And let's throw some mackerel in there because we're fancy!
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u/SpicyBanditSauce 1d ago
I honestly thought you were calling the cat a snack 🤣
"Your cat is awaiting an apology...oh and it's a snack"
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u/camebacklate 1d ago
He's definitely angry in the last photo. It's hard to tell from the angles provided if he is fat.
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u/mowgliiiiii 1d ago
Check from above when he’s standing - he should have a defined waist. You should also he able to feel his ribs with pretty light pressure.
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u/Ok_Blueberry5376 22h ago
oh…..
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u/EasyPanicButton 21h ago
he is chunky but he isn't ridiculous cutting his life expectancy in half fat. our girl is 17 pounds of calico BUT a picky eater unless its dry kitten food. And our kitten is going to get fixed, thankfully, in about 3 weeks is skinny as a rail and can't seem to add weight. Does caterwalling use a lot of calories???? /s
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u/CherryGoo16 20h ago
Dude I think all calicos are a little rotund! I took Pudding to the vet thinking she was OBESE and they were like no she’s just…round…
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u/elisaaax 17h ago
Can confirm calico roundness
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u/I_Lost_My_Shoe_1983 18h ago
I have a chonker. The vet said he was fine, just to try to keep him from gaining.
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u/LimpChemist7999 18h ago
You think the chunky one loving kitten food might have something to do with the kitten not putting any weight on?💀
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u/dragdritt 19h ago
Yeah, cats are supposed to be thinner than most people think.
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u/Sivirus8 18h ago
I once gotten accused of starving my cat because everyone is so used to seeing overweight to obese cats.
But my boy tho? He is a fine boy, but damn do he be long like a slinky (my boy weighs 13lbs, eats 1cup food per day and is 3ft long in length due to the length of his actual tail) - he is a very healthy weight and eats food on a routine too
The boy in question
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u/LilMerm8 1d ago
There a happy face on his belly.
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u/nowayiusethis 23h ago
I’d say he chomnk
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u/ParmenidesBall 21h ago
At the low end of chomnk or high end of fine boi I'd say
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u/Olivia_VRex 17h ago edited 17h ago
I have a (female) he chomnk. We take her to the vet's annually to hear "welllll, ideally I would like her to lose a pound or two ... but I don't think she's at terrible risk for diabetes."
Thank you, sir. Because she's already a menace leading up to mealtimes, and our lives would be at terrible risk if we put her on a diet.
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u/flyingbutresses 23h ago
Thanks for showing/sharing. Saved it for future reference.
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u/LauraZaid11 22h ago
This is a good reference but at the same time, it’s important to jeep in mind this isn’t 100% accurate. One of my cats looks chubby, but the vet says she has a pretty good weight and what’s even more, the vet says she should not lose any weight. She weighs 3.7 kilos and she’s a small little thing, but according to our vet she has a pretty short and bulky torso that makes her look wide from above, hence why she looks chonk. Meanwhile, my oldest cat weighs exactly the same, 3.7 kilos, but she looks exactly like the thinnest cat in the picture you show because she’s very long.
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u/ARecycledAccount 19h ago
One of my cats is the same way. I was concerned she was getting chunky but the vet said she’s “perfectly plump” and at a healthy weight for her. So, now when I cuddle with my cat, I tell her that she’s perfectly plump.
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u/ContentHost4459 21h ago
He is definitely mad. This is how he would look with eyebrows.
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u/Nick_from_Yuma American Shorthair 1d ago
No, is baby
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u/SneakyAccount94 1d ago
That last picture sent me lmao. Your cat is looking like “This is my life now”. The cat is fine btw. Looks loved for and all the goodness :)
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u/silentalarmss 1d ago
He’s… full. 😭😂Avoid any more weight gain but your cat is fine
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u/azalea448 1d ago
Yes, he looks like my cat. Vet said he’s ok and “just a big guy.” But not to gain any more.
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u/trixie_sixx21 1d ago
He's a bit chubby but he's not OH LAWD HE COMIN' or anything. I agree with the poster who said try to keep him from gaining more weight tho because a lot of vets will mercilessly bully you as a pet owner if your pet is overweight.
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u/Monster_Grundle 23h ago
I mean isn’t it better for the animal if they’re not overweight? All things being equal, won’t they have fewer health issues?
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u/SupremeBlackGuy 23h ago
of course. it makes sense they get upset because of how easily preventable it is as well lol just stop feeding your baby so much 😭
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u/Uh_Trash_Panda 23h ago
I would have to agree with the vets. There is absolutely zero reason for your pet to be overweight (medical reasons not included). It's not like they can just go eat whenever they want.
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u/ggxv_ 1d ago
Well my baby was a chonk!! Mainly fluff! So no he’s not fat! Here’s my girl, Tabby. Sadly passed 2 nights ago ❤️
She was always a chonk!
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u/Beachbabydarragh 1d ago
I'm so sorry for your loss. It's so heartbreaking to lose a beloved pet. She's magnificent.
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u/Dizzledoe3D 1d ago
Nope. He’s totally medium. The cats stomach pouch seems like it’s chonk but it’s something they just have. I learned this recently. When you look at their neck and shoulders that’s where the fat is
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u/pedanticPandaPoo 1d ago
The primordial pouch purrfectly protects pet from prey
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u/bluefelixus 1d ago
I love that name. "PRIMORDIAL POUCH" Sounds really badass, turn out it's just cute little felinid beer belly.
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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 1d ago
Wait til you learn about Henry’s pocket!
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u/bluefelixus 1d ago
Haha, Thanks i just learned that!
Behold a Cat! Within it you'll find the PRIMORDIAL POUCH!.. aaand Henry's pocket.. (yeah, it's kinda anti-climatic..)
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u/punkrock4class 1d ago
u/PedanticPandaPoo perfectly produces plentiful alliteration. (Can’t win ‘em all)
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u/HawkMaleficent8715 1d ago
My cat looks exactly like this and her flab will hit her bowl sometimes when she greets me in her feeding area, it’s kinda funny.
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u/FlyOnSun 1d ago
A little bit. Btw don't hold your cat like in the last photo, it puts strain on their shoulder sockets.
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u/TONYATRON 22h ago
It also puts strain on internal organs! Always want to secure the kitty bum when picking up / holding.
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u/JMaAtAPMT 1d ago
Well fed and maybe borderline chubs but not a fatty or a heckin chonker by any means.
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u/SlytherinPaninis 1d ago
Medium? My oldest had the biggest neuter pouch even tho he was normal weight
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u/mrteas_nz 1d ago
Overweight, but not obese. Could afford to loose weight, but I wouldn't be too stressed.
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u/NameMisspelled 1d ago
I have the same issue with my little man. Every time I see the vet she says he's fine but he can't get any heavier. He's just a big boy.
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u/Jumping-shadow 1d ago
Deliciously fat.But tell me, why does your smiling cat has another smiling cat on her belly?
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u/UwU_s3npai 20h ago
Cant really know with the pictures u have uploaded . Look at her from top and refer this 🫶
Btw He/she is cho cute.
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u/Majestic-Marzipan621 1d ago