r/classicwow Feb 08 '25

Humor / Meme The real question

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u/HomeForge Feb 08 '25

The unicorn is the National animal of Scotland. its also on their coat of arms.

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u/More_Enchiladas_Plz Feb 08 '25

Wait unicorns arent real?

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u/Ok-Perspective5338 Feb 08 '25

They are, there’s just none in Scotland.

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u/_Bren10_ Feb 08 '25

Damn you beat me by 6 minutes lol

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u/ifelldownlol Feb 09 '25

Ya snooze ya looze,,,

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u/WhyLater Feb 08 '25

Of course unicorns are real, but they're indigenous to Tasmania.

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u/cmcdonal2001 Feb 08 '25

Maybe it's a zhevra. Is Scotland in the Barrens?

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u/AvalonInAllCaps Feb 09 '25

I think Scotland is near the wetlands actually

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u/ofthesindar86 Feb 08 '25

No one tell this man about Santa Claus.

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u/tiny50001 Feb 08 '25

SANTA IS A UNICORN?!

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u/More_Enchiladas_Plz Feb 08 '25

Wait, Santa Claus isnt Mexican?!

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u/OpeningStuff23 Feb 08 '25

He actually is. Unfortunately he’s currently in Guantanamo

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u/SippinOnHatorade Feb 09 '25

But that’s not Mexico!

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '25 edited Feb 09 '25

Who said that? He's just said that a unicorn is on the Scottish coat of arms.

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u/Redditemeon Feb 09 '25

They're real. They're just gone on an adventure.

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u/Deastrumquodvicis Feb 08 '25

Specifically because it was supposedly the only animal that could defeat the lion (of England).

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u/Carboris Feb 09 '25

Are there lions in England?

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u/Blewmeister Feb 09 '25

Lions aren’t real

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u/samof1994 Feb 12 '25

in zoos onlhy

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u/Levomethamphetamine Feb 08 '25

What’s your point? They’re everywhere in Scotland.

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u/Bay-12 Feb 09 '25

A unicorn once bit my sister.

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u/Carboris Feb 09 '25

There is worse than the unicorn bite… she got lucky!

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u/AxMoistxTurd Feb 09 '25

I think this is actually close to the answer - maybe somebody WAY back when saw a Lion and nobody believed it existed and made its way into folklore, Anduin Lothar being called the Lion of Stormwind could be a reference to how legendary his status was

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u/not-sure-if-serious Feb 09 '25

Reigns of the Golden King, Sambas rare, and Winged Guardian...so retconned but not in classic.

Rare and mythical so it fits. Some link unicorns if not a native creation (add a horn to a horse) to bad word of mouth about a rhino (4 hooves, horn, mammal).

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u/complete_your_task Feb 09 '25

And there is a dragon on the Welsh flag.

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u/Carboris Feb 09 '25

Don’t start asking if they have dragons there, they do!

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u/dumesne Feb 09 '25

And England's has the lion, despite there being no lions there

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u/Jon-Snor Feb 09 '25

Richard the lionheart 🫡

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u/Felfastus Feb 09 '25

To be fair he also didn't spend a lot of time there.

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u/DarkoTSM Feb 10 '25

high elves also had that

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u/00365 Feb 08 '25

There are mountain lions in Alterac

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u/bshootingu Feb 08 '25

Mountain lions don't have manes

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u/GimmeDemDumplins Feb 08 '25

A shrimp didnt fry this rice either now eat your dinner and stop talking back

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u/bshootingu Feb 08 '25

... what?

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u/scribbles33 Feb 08 '25

its a succulent Chinese meal

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u/Aromatic-Echo-6605 Feb 08 '25

I see you know your judo well.

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u/LifeAwaking Feb 09 '25

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS

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u/Kedama Feb 08 '25

THIS MAN TOUCHED MY PENIS

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u/ScroungingRat Feb 09 '25

And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?

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u/Legs181 Feb 08 '25

Shrimp fried rice. A Chinese dish

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u/MacGuyver913 Feb 08 '25

So the shrimp are Chinese?

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u/SippinOnHatorade Feb 09 '25

Crustaceans know no borders.

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u/major_league_blazer Feb 08 '25

ooooo shrimp fried rice

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u/ifelldownlol Feb 09 '25

Shrimps is bugs?

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u/RedTantor Feb 08 '25

https://wowrarespawns.blogspot.com/2011/10/araga.html?m=1 This rare spawn in hillsbrad has a mane.

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u/Cyniv Feb 09 '25

Thank you for your dedication.

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u/Slednvrfed Feb 08 '25

I don't either. Alt City

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u/breachgnome Feb 09 '25

There are mountain lionscougars in Alterac

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u/00365 Feb 09 '25

Some of them are under lvl 35, definitely not cougars.

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u/suchtie Feb 09 '25

Mountain lion, cougar, and puma are all different names for the exact same species.

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u/Inrag Feb 08 '25

There are lions in twilight mountains iirc or at least you can tame one

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u/pissedinthegarret Feb 08 '25

Sambas good boi

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u/Horkosthegreat Feb 08 '25

Do you think there are lions in England, Czech Republic, or Belgium? Yet all of them have lions in their coat of arms, symbols etc. This is exact logic they made Stormwind a lion =)

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u/Batmanbacon Feb 08 '25

No, but there used to be lions in southern europe and northern africa during roman times. The closest lion to Stormwind is over the ocean in Kalimdor - so it's like the Czech coat of arms was a llama

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u/Shaeress Feb 08 '25

The lion is also a symbol of the kingdom of Sweden. It's in the royal coat of arms and the capitol is absolutely littered with lions in various forms everywhere. But the first lion in Sweden was probably in 1771 when one was gifted to the king. It died shortly after, but I still displayed at Gripsholm's Castle (you should look that one up, actually). But Sweden has a lot of lion heraldry from hundreds of years before then. Heraldry can cross continents for sure.

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u/MetzgerWilli Feb 09 '25

It died shortly after, but I still displayed at Gripsholm's Castle (you should look that one up, actually).

Motherfucker...

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u/Excelneedsanupdate Feb 09 '25

Haha shits wild looking right!?

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u/Montegomerylol Feb 08 '25

Heraldry/images/icons cross continents when people cross continents. That's why there are no llamas in European heraldry, and why there shouldn't be lions in Stormwind's. Lions in Azeroth are as far from Stormwind as llamas are from medieval Sweden.

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u/jpkoushel Feb 09 '25

There are elves in the Eastern Kingdoms that could have passed on the cultural memory of lions

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u/Lille7 Feb 09 '25

Elves and trolls had empires before the sundering. Both of those are found in the eastern kingdoms.

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u/Bananern Feb 09 '25

The land that is modern day Sweden was filled with sabertooth tigers back when those were around :)

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u/zanoty1 Feb 09 '25

Sweden would have been glacial during the ice age not sustaining life like saber-tooths or humans.

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u/Lunai5444 Feb 09 '25

Hillsbrad has Lions and is an historic human key area.

Not sure but maybe they hunted them till there were none left

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u/Horkosthegreat Feb 08 '25

historically, lions were in souther europe about 2-3 thousands years ago, with best guesses. So waaaaaaaaay before to have any impect in history of England etc.

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u/Batmanbacon Feb 08 '25

Sure, but the ones in north Africa went extinct not even 100 years ago. As opposed to no lions seen on the continent for 10 000 years

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u/Nishnig_Jones Feb 08 '25

How far back do you think the history of England and the United Kingdoms extends?

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u/FizzleFuzzle Feb 09 '25

They might have picked up the iconary from the Roman’s

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u/Nishnig_Jones Feb 09 '25

Definitely one possibility but far from the only one.

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u/NoAsk8944 Feb 11 '25

Back in my day there was no ocean, just one big landmass around a tree... then the demons came...

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u/blaerel Feb 12 '25

There are lions in Alterac(Eastern Kingdom)

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u/Ok_Money_3140 Feb 08 '25

Problem is, the people of Stormwind have never been to the deserts of Kalimdor until Warcraft 3. They didn't even know they existed.

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u/falln09 Feb 09 '25

Weren't there lions with names in twilight highlands? I know we got to see them in cata but I'm sure the kingdoms had access to the areas before us?

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u/UndeadMurky Feb 09 '25

Not cannon in classic

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u/Elpsyth Feb 09 '25

Lions in hillsbrad. Argument invalid..

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u/Ok_Money_3140 Feb 09 '25

Those are mountain lions. They have no mane. Argument invalid.

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u/Elpsyth Feb 09 '25

Look up sambas in hillsbrad. Argument invalid.

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u/ChristianLW3 Feb 08 '25

Thanks to the Romans all of those Europeans knew about the existence of lions with manes

The people of storm wind did not hear about lions until vanilla wow

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u/Derlino Feb 09 '25

Hell, there's a lion in Norway's coat of arms. Lived here my whole life, never seen anything close to a lion. The only native cats we have are lynxes, and they're quite different from lions.

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u/Glorfendail Feb 09 '25

There are dragons in Wales though! So watch your step!

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u/Haunt_Fox Feb 09 '25

There used to be lions in England. The Romans extincted the European lion.

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u/-Twin-Vader- Feb 09 '25

If the Romans wiped out the European lions, then that means there has never been lions in England.

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u/Haunt_Fox Feb 09 '25

European lion is simply the term for that variety of lion. But it did exist in England. So did bears and wolves. Every carnivore larger than foxes were genocided, and they tried to do it to foxes, too.

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u/MidnightFireHuntress Feb 08 '25

I'm pretty sure Stormwind's crest continued as the lion for Anduin Lothar, The Lion of Azeroth. Might be wrong but after Anduin Lothar was defeated by Orgrim Doomhammer, his general, Turalyon, took up the broken blade and shield and rallied the alliance army to victory. The symbol on the front of that shield was a lion.

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u/Laxku Feb 08 '25

Which still begs the question...how the heck do they know about lions?

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u/MidnightFireHuntress Feb 08 '25

https://www.wowhead.com/npc=50159/sambas

There are lions in Eastern Kingdoms :P

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u/BoulderRivers Feb 08 '25

So there were no lions on Eastern Kingdoms until Deathwing remade the world...

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u/Wewerna Feb 08 '25

We can't be sure... Twilight Highlands weren't accessible before then

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u/Annia_LS111 Feb 09 '25

He didn't remake the world, he shattered and broke it. He didn't make Lions.

So that Lion would have been around before cata

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u/boromeer3 Feb 08 '25

They’re an invasive species, it’s wreaking havoc upon local ecosystems.

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u/Agentwise Feb 09 '25

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u/Laxku Feb 09 '25

Now we're talking! Had no idea this rare was in Hillsbrad, but that is one for sure. Weird it's the only maned lion in EK, but we count it.

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u/SnooSongs2345 Feb 08 '25

R-Red shirt guy? Is that you?

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u/Laxku Feb 08 '25

The good old days, miss that dude for sure.

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u/RoyInverse Feb 08 '25

Why do the welsh have a dragon in their flag if dragons dont exist?

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u/BenWhitaker Feb 09 '25

Dragon deniers be like: the Chinese picked 11 real animals for the zodiac and then threw in a fake one

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u/The_hourly Feb 09 '25

Bearded dragons in shambles.

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u/Mazoc Feb 09 '25

Why does the Isle of Man flag have a man with a leg for his an upper body if those don't exist?

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u/Cliepl Feb 08 '25

That's not how coat of arms work

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u/3irikur Feb 08 '25

Lions are also in Norways coat of arms, but we have no lions here 🤷‍♂️

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u/boromeer3 Feb 08 '25

Wales has a dragon on their flag but there are neither whales nor dragons there.

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u/axron12 Feb 09 '25

They murdered them all and didn’t want to let the other lions forget

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '25

Same reason there are no Lions in tmany parts of Europe they hunted them to extinction.

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u/PryptX Feb 08 '25

They were all killed to make the banners and armor. Duh.

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u/Ok-Gain-7473 Feb 09 '25

Pretty funny if the lion was a “mythical” creature to the humans of the Eastern Kingdoms, which turned out to just be completely mundane in Kalimdor

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u/Durffus Feb 08 '25

I think a lot of people are missing the point of this question by referencing real world coat of arms with a foreign animal, in regions that don’t have that animal.

No one on the Eastern kingdoms would have ever seen or heard of a lion before. They just simply do not exist to their perception. There are cougars on the continent, but not maned lions. It’s a question that has popped up in the community for more than a decade.

The simple answer is, Blizzard didn’t think that far ahead. They thought it would be cool to have a lion as a crest, but when they fleshed out the continent for the MMO, they never included a desert or savanna location. Slipped their mind.

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u/Montegomerylol Feb 08 '25

Or to be even more on point, they thought it would be cool because lots of the medieval European cultures they drew inspiration from when making the human kingdoms had lions in their heraldry, and while there are lots of ways for that to happen with exotic animals when cultures and continents are connected through trade, it's flat out impossible when you don't even know the continent on which those animals reside exists (SEE: the "new world" and Kalimdor).

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u/zertul Feb 09 '25

http://wowrarespawns.blogspot.com/2011/10/araga.html
There's a lioness in the Eastern Kingdoms, so pretty sure there was a lion there too, at some point.
They probably got hunted to extinction or lost their living grounds to other / stronger predators.

Even if it's only cougars they took their inspiration from, it's not that hard to fathom that they got creative with it and wanted something more impressive, thus slapping on a mane.

There's dragons, unicorns and other stuff on our coat of arms in the real world.

Your simple answer might simply (ha!) be right, but there's a lot of other equally possible explanations.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '25

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u/Durffus Feb 08 '25

It would be a possibility, certainly! If not for Blizzard making sure the players knew that humans have never been to Kalimdor before. That it was considered a fictional place by the alliance races. Even the wise and knowledgeable mages of Dalaran didn’t think it was real! They wrote themselves into a corner with that one.

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u/raxiel_ Feb 09 '25

What about the Zandalari? The Kul Tirans may have had some knowledge from crossing paths with them and they were part of the alliance until WC3.

Doesn't require the general population to be familiar with them, just good enough sightings to paint the picture of a mythical beast "hey you know those big cats we have in hillsbrad? It was like that but bigger, and it had lots of hair round it's head"

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u/Rogue009 Feb 09 '25

There are also no wild horses until Cata yet humans all have mounts. Theres like 4 farms in elwynn to feed the entire kingdom and there are more Defias npcs than civilians.

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u/Asd396 Feb 09 '25

There are no wild horses in Europe either. Granted, they went extinct fairly recently.

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u/Rogue009 Feb 09 '25

they had to have come from somewhere in Azeroth though

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u/Asd396 Feb 09 '25

Yep, but they might have gone extinct in the wild after domestication. The only horses living in the wild nowadays aren't actual wild horses, they're feral i.e. descendants of domesticated horses.

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u/Agentwise Feb 09 '25

Lions do exist in the eastern kingdoms though. Assuming you want to ignore post-cata (they are in twilight highlands) there is a rare spawn named Araga that has a mane in hullsbrad

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '25

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u/Durffus Feb 08 '25

True, they did add that NPC to the game six years after the game released.

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u/Stahlreck Feb 09 '25

Yeah but lore wise the Highlands have always been there even if the Vanilla map shows only ocean. So, works out I guess. An oversight that was corrected with Cata.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '25 edited 4d ago

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u/Durffus Feb 09 '25 edited Feb 09 '25

Recently, yes. The orcs and humans travelling to the continent only happened four years before the time setting of World of Warcraft. And the symbol of Stormwind had presumably been a lion for at least 100 years before that.

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u/HAzrael Feb 09 '25

They turned them all into statues

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u/Memphisrexjr Feb 09 '25

To honor the loss of there being no more lions in the Eastern Kingdoms.

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u/lasantamolti Feb 08 '25

Why is it the symbol of England although there’s no lions in fucking Europe even

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u/Threatening-Silence- Feb 08 '25

Why does England have three lions if there are no lions in England? ...

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u/StaySaltyPlebians Feb 08 '25

I know it's a sarcastic question but a fully grown adult male lion is one of the most impressive and intimidating sights you can get. Both traits royalty holds in high regard

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u/tinyclown1 Feb 08 '25

They were hunted to extinction in England and Europe

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u/CrownJM Feb 08 '25

Maybe they were hunted to extinction in Stormwind

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u/Necessary_Eagle_3657 Feb 09 '25

England didn't have maned lions

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u/tinyclown1 Feb 09 '25

Hey I wasn’t there

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u/pissedinthegarret Feb 08 '25

England taking everything for themselves again smh

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u/fitz2234 Feb 09 '25

Global warming

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u/EnvironmentalCoach64 Feb 08 '25

Why is his name Richard the lion heart I'd there are no lions in England?

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u/Lethargic44 Feb 08 '25

Haha I was just thinking this the other day when I was leveling cooking!!

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u/Cublol Feb 08 '25

There are lots of loins at the Loins Pride Inn..

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u/Path_Syrah Feb 08 '25

There were red dragons in Wales for sure though

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u/Curtkid6 Feb 08 '25

There's been no in universe reason given, but my head canon is that Varian Wrynn (or one of the Wrynn's) thought they looked cool and made them their emblem.

It's also my head canon reason as to why Stormwinds name changes from Stonewind during the time between the original Warcraft game and the MMO.

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u/aessae Feb 08 '25

Looks like there are two. One added in cata, the other in MoP. Doesn't answer the question since they haven't been around for that long but a fun fact regardless I think.

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u/Brilliant-Software-4 Feb 08 '25

Why do any countries that have lion's in there flags where there are no lion's there

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u/Trolldah Feb 09 '25

There are mountain lions in alterac mountains. No manes though.

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u/Terriblevidy Feb 09 '25

There are lions in the Eastern Kingdoms though. Dire Lions can be found in the Badlands. Lions in twilight highlands. Also hillsbrad has a lion.

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u/skewp Feb 09 '25

This is like half of Europe.

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u/StoicMori Feb 09 '25

There weren’t lions in a lot of places that used it for their heraldry.

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u/Anxious-Pack4477 Feb 09 '25

Delete this post please it hurts my head 😡

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u/Kioz Feb 09 '25

Bro never did the Hulking Starving Lions quest in Southshore

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u/dg2793 Feb 09 '25

Aren't there lions in arathi Highlands?

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u/Maaybees Feb 09 '25

I know I’ve heard people call Anduine “little lion” maybe it’s not about a literal lion /shrug

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u/Ordinary_Swimming249 Feb 09 '25

But... there are lions. In the Twilight Highlands.

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u/Beacon2001 Feb 09 '25

Funnily enough, humans are an ancient race, even older than high elves and dwarves. It's possible that they were scattered across ancient Kalimdor and enslaved by the Kaldorei empire. They would have likely seen lions during that time.

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u/malvinorotty Feb 09 '25

How'bout Alterac?

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u/Iluvatar-Great Feb 09 '25

It's kind of a European I medieval thing. Which humans are inspired by.

I think it's just as simple as they recognized that this animal is mighty when they saw them on their journeys to Africa. So they were like "cool animal let's make them our coat of arms"

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u/Pmike9 Feb 09 '25

Bruh same reason my country’s flag basically has lions despite us being far away from lionland. Lions are fucking cool

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u/OptimusPrimeRib86 Feb 09 '25

This ain't FFXIV ... Don't start that horrendous word over here. Just call it what it's been for years rotation and damage meters

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u/Tarlinator Feb 09 '25

The African Lion is one of the most depicted animals in China and they have a whole dance called Lion Dance. No lions in China

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u/OwningSince1986 Feb 09 '25

Humar the Pridelord is a Lion with a mane.

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u/Annia_LS111 Feb 09 '25

While there is one lion in the twilight highlands IRs possible there are more, there's lion mounts in game the alliance has.

This could also have something to do with the High elves joining the Alliance, high elves once were night elves and they saw Sabercats as loyal, brave and heroic.

Perhaps the High elves gave them the idea?

Most likely it's Lions weren't showed that much for some reason, maybe they were native to North Redbridge before it was turned into Blackrock, badland and so one.

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u/LTinS Feb 09 '25

Same reason England is all about lions, despite none being native there.

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u/DoLewdThingsToMePlz Feb 09 '25

There was one lion in the eastern kingdoms for awhile. It was Varian. Wasn’t the stormwind symbol a lion because of that?

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u/MannY_SJ Feb 09 '25

A lion doesn't concern itself with the opinion of sheep

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u/Hawen89 Feb 09 '25

Because Narnia, or something like that.

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u/DucksMatter Feb 09 '25

Isn’t it like the animal of bravery or courage or some shit?

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u/Father_of_Lies666 Feb 09 '25

There are mountain lions in Eastern Kingdoms.

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u/TherapyWithTheWord Feb 09 '25

Because they killed them all, duh

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u/TheClassicAndyDev Feb 10 '25

There are? There are hella lions in Hillsbrad yo I killed the shit out of those things.

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u/Opening_Basis7333 Feb 10 '25

Griffins are half lion. My head canon is that the forefathers road lions into battle while the later generation, rode the evolved/created griffins.

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u/theAnton81 Feb 10 '25

Probably for the same reason that a lot of European monarchies have a lion on their coat of arms.

Also, horses used to be unicorns, but then they took an arrow to the knee...

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u/Azur0007 Feb 10 '25

Anduin is "The Young Lion" throughout his youth, other than that mountain lions I guess?

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '25

Sir Anduin Lothar was called "The Lion of Stormwind" and obviously lions are traditionally viewed as a symbol of strength and courage.

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u/pilsburybane Feb 10 '25

There are multiple explanations of lions in the Eastern Kingdoms already (Sambas in Twilight Highlands and Araga in Hillsbrad Foothills (all the way back in classic!). It could also just be that They didn't make Kalimdor as part of the lore until 2002 with the release of Warcraft III, so they expected to make the Eastern Kingdoms significantly more diverse originally, hence the lion. I could see Westfall being a larger area that would have been a savannah with true lions in it, perhaps bridging the gap between Stranglethorn and the human lands better than Duskwood does? (Though obviously the original map from WC1 is drastically different than what we have today)

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u/kalkvesuic Feb 10 '25

No lions in Europe too but so much European Coat of Arms had lions.

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u/AnnulMe Feb 10 '25

Cause theyre called the A-lion-ce

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u/HerculesMagusanus Feb 11 '25

I mean, Wales has a dragon, and tonnes of European countries have lions, despite there being no dragons or lions in Europe (outside of zoos, anyway - check out Cardiff's famous dragon zoo). There's a historical precedent

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u/Potential-Analysis-4 Feb 11 '25

They were prob wiped out locally by humans

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u/crazyloomis Feb 12 '25

Germans comes to Sweden to buy moose crap in jars. Yeah, I don’t know why I just wrote that, but it’s true

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u/Kage1831 Feb 08 '25

I had to think about that for a moment. You're right, there are no lions in the Eastern Kingdoms. Mountain lions, maybe, but they don't have manes.

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u/purplerain4991 Feb 08 '25

Yeah pretty sure there is atleast mountain lions in hillsbrad.... so kind of?

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u/BoddAH86 Feb 09 '25

The lion is also an emblem of Belgium. What’s your point, OP?

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u/-Twin-Vader- Feb 09 '25

That Belgium doesn't exist.

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u/ssj2yugi Feb 09 '25

But....there are lions in Alterac Mountains/Hillsbrad

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u/centurijon Feb 09 '25

Lions used to exist in Europe until humans hunted them to extinction. It’s why there’s still a lot of family crests with lions on them

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u/KingAnumaril Feb 08 '25

Hillsbrad Foothills?

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u/purplerain4991 Feb 08 '25

Mountain lions... so kind of?

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u/Jagueroisland Feb 08 '25

Stormwind is loosely based on England. Lordaeron is loosely based on Germany. That is why.

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u/Mangert Feb 09 '25

Gryphons are half lions

Griffindor in Harry Potter has the Lion as their mascot. Instead of a gryphon. I think stormwind is doing the same thing

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u/Asd396 Feb 09 '25

The emblem isn't a lion's ass though

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u/JeanJacqueIcart Feb 09 '25

Why is it called Stormwind if there's no storm?