This is disgusting, what is wrong with people??

This is probably the nicest one I've seen

Started losing me in Late Old English. Up til then I was fine with context clues for strange terminology. Now don't get me wrong, the earliest version he spoke I could probably figure out by sounding out letters and such but ut would take a bit

Wash your hands before and after. But certainly try some clitoral stimulation first. If you're not sure where it is, I can send a diagram. However, just below the pubic hair V shaped area, there is a flap of skin called the clitoral hood. Take three fingers and use the outer two to expose the pea-sized and shaped clitoris. Start slow, back and forth or in circles and just go with what feels good.

If you're a virgin, fingering isn't as great for everyone. Personally I didn't like fingering much til after I lost my virginity.

Ultimately, use clean fingers, take your time, and keep going with what feels good.

Edit: updated some grammar

Tigger

I just think it's cool that your friend gave you a cryptex

He would maybe let you use my ass 😳

Ugh I wanna be fucked by a gorgeous trans woman with big tits and a long cock.

Fuck I wish I was that bench or table. Please squirt all over me 🥺🥺

My god that's incredibly hot, I want to be both women. But I am such a sucker for titties, like obsessed

They're so hot, I wish they would step on me

Damn that's so hot

Curly is dead sexy

Yeah you would, it's called being human

The secret is to go to like meme pages with a lot of community members, post a few with dumb captions to karma farm, then delete the meme posts (you keep the karma) and you're set

Nah use main for the embarrassing shit you get off to

Bro I just unblurred it, insane 😳. I'm lucky my own man is well endowed I guess 😅

I didn't make you do anything

Dude actually thanks for having the one account, I scrolled through yours and found a sub for one of my fav kinks 😅

Fucking hell, going crazy. On the bus, kinda stoned, doing everything I can to hold back from touching myself

My dad and I would constantly quote it or just say "I have a pen.." or just any 2 objects together and both die laughing, to my mother's chagrin

Yo I can hear this comment in his voice, dawg

Yo if it feels so stupid it could kill brain cells (think Beavus and Butthead or Spongebob), it's brainrot, periodt. So yes this is brainrot

Carol?