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u/PCDub 1d ago
Every time I see these kinds of things I'm reminded of the right attacking AOC for being "just a bartender" and even if that were true. She never says anything half as stupid as this shit
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u/InAllThingsBalance 1d ago
AOC is college educated, too. Didn’t Boebert finally get her GED after she ran for office?
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u/Bad_Wizardry 1d ago
She had to get it as a minimum qualification.
Which isn’t to shame her. You don’t need a HS diploma to continue to learn and self educate. Boebert certainly did nothing of that sort.
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u/sun4moon 1d ago
She learned how to commit sex acts in public, in front of minors. I can’t imagine that’s a skill she was born with.
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u/Remarkable_Gain6430 1d ago
She is incapable of shame. Also, she’s thick (as in not at all intelligent).
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u/Cathal_Author 1d ago edited 1d ago
AFTER she failed it on three previous attempts. She didn't actually "Pass" until after it was confirmed she won her election. And the Colorado GED test isn't really that hard. Honestly most people in the state could pass it after 9th grade.
Correction, she won her primary, not her general election. Really though that part of Colorado has always been painfully red and in the past decade it's rot has been spreading east.
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u/bigdlittlea 1d ago
The GED thing comes into play but I think this person is like others that just say how they feel and their feelings are just mean and animalistic. I just hate that group that keeps getting voted in so much
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u/adgonzalez9 1d ago
AOC was top of her class at Boston College, was a great debater back in high school, and she is an economist. boebert doesn’t even deserve to be spited on, a waste of a congressional chair among many things.
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u/cjmar41 1d ago
She has a $175k salary and works 171 days per year (about 100 less than the average full time worker).
It’s okay to scream into a pillow now.
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u/Featheredfriendz 1d ago
Don’t forget she’s now going to be vested into a pension and gets taxpayer funded healthcare.
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u/MRDMNR 1d ago
Bitch is dumb as a box of rocks.
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u/Exotic_Caterpillar_3 1d ago
If someone told me their name was Boebert, I'd never take them seriously. It seems like a mean nickname friends would give to someone who was dumb.
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u/Wolf_Hreda 1d ago
I knew a guy in the army whose last name was Bobo.
Take every dumbass redneck cliche you can think of, and there's a good chance you're picturing him pretty accurately. And if not, you're probably picturing his best friend.
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u/RohFrenzy 1d ago
dont you ever tell them about Amerigo Vespucci and let that one for the end pls ...
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u/Sgtwhiskeyjack9105 1d ago
Columbia is also the name given to the female personification of the United States.
Not that this dumb bimbo would know or care.
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u/GhostOfMuttonPast 1d ago
Oh so DEI /s
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u/Dapper-AF 1d ago
Here is all that needs to be done. Congratulate them for being so "woke" for getting rid of a name that celebrates a person that colonized and enslaved indigenous ppl. They won't know what to do.
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u/soupinate44 1d ago
It's all a fucking distraction for us and their base while their raid our wallets.
Plain and simple. Who fucking cares what they call them? It's still DC and Gulf of Mexico and no other country will call them their dumb fucking names.
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u/Barleficus2000 1d ago
I'm genuinely surprised she's capable of talking and blinking at the same time. She couldn't count her arse cheeks and come up with the same number twice. She needs a map and compass to find her way out of bed in the morning. She's often outsmarted by small dogs. I got loads of these, I can keep going.
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u/Cathal_Author 1d ago
Look it's not her fault she couldn't locate her heart with a copy of Grey's Anatomy and a CT scan
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u/Wapiti406 1d ago
You think it would blow their minds if they found out that America was named after an Italian?
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u/Corteran 1d ago
She spews so much shit from her mouth that a blowjob must feel like dirty anal with her.
She should stick to handjobs instead.
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Well, you gotta give her credit for showing up, even though she is constantly humiliated for being wrong.
She's a come along way from a truck stop... girl looking for company.
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u/rbp183 1d ago
The district is named for Columbia, the female personification of the nation. Not named after Christopher Columbus. Can’t stand Boebert but if you’re going to correct her nonsense please get it correct.
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u/MajYoshi 8h ago
Fucking hell, thank you. It took way, way too much scrolling to find this.
I'm thinking to myself, sure she is a stupid cunt, but maybe get your facts straight before posting so you don't get thrown in that same chum-filled bucket.
I'm actually kind of stunned at the number of Americans who have no idea who Columbia is.
Actually no, I'm not... But I am really sad about it.
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u/callm3god 1d ago
She is kind of the product of the American education system. Most Americans do not know the difference between Colombia and Columbia
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u/Cathal_Author 1d ago
Point of fact she's NOT a product of the US education system. She dropped out and is so incredibly stupid she thinks Florida was a blue state, and her home town of Altamonte Springs, Florida was run by Democrats.
Apparently she forgot you can look up voting records because that place is redder than a maga hat and has been her whole life.
Frankly Florida owes Colorado an apology for letting its average citizen escape the asylum.
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u/Open_Bait 1d ago
Washington DC’s name change
They gonna change it into Trump DC
Also change Montana to Vancana
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u/chrisnavillus 1d ago
They’re working on that? That’s the kind of shit they consider “work” for our country? These people are such an embarrassment.
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u/dystopian_mermaid 1d ago
Color me shocked. She has no clue about history. She prob thinks Columbus came over on the mayflower.
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u/Long_Start_3142 1d ago
We are all drowning in debt dealing with a shit economy and these people refuse to do anything about it accept make it worse and or do totally unrelated frivolous things. What a fucking grift.
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u/StevenMC19 1d ago
Left issues: Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security, education, healthcare, freedom of expression, etc.
Right issues: Children get mandated haircut styles! MURICA!
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u/OldDudeNH 1d ago
High School drop out. Enough said.
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u/Dismal_View8125 1d ago
That's not fair to other high school dropputs!😉
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u/Cathal_Author 1d ago
True other highschool drop outs don't have to wait 16 years and three failures to pass the GED test in a state that frankly doesn't have a terribly hard one.
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u/Call-a-Crackhead 1d ago
I’m reminded of what the great YouTuber RM Brown said about Tim Pool: (who dropped out in eighth grade)
“Maybe not everyone needs a high school education, but Tim Pool does.”
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u/ExtremeKitteh 1d ago
So what? What’s in a name? Let these dumb fucks waste their political capital on this garbage.
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u/CoddiwomplingRandall 1d ago
Let's just go with District of / Gulf of Amerigo. That would really get their xenophobic racist panties in a twist.
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u/Pleasant-Shallot-707 1d ago
Jesus Christ…it’s not named after Columbus. It’s named after Columbia, the spirit of freedom.
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u/CapnTaptap 1d ago
So bit niche, but the next class of ballistic missile submarines is named the Columbia Class, with the lead ship being the District of Columbia. I would find it lowkey hilarious if this administration did change DC’s name and for the next 50 years we’d have one third of our nuclear triad ‘misnamed’ before they even commissioned.
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u/britoninthemitten 1d ago
She didn’t actually fucking say this did she?! I’m British, live in the US and even I fucking knew this.
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u/Remarkable_Gain6430 1d ago
A foetus bursts every time she speaks. She’s responsible for the deaths of millions.
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u/Someoneoverthere42 1d ago
Wait until she finds out that America is named for some foreigner who never set foot here
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u/SissyLovesCuteAttire 1d ago
Lauren Boebert, the dumbest creature of them all, to walk the face of the earth, tries to figure things out?
Fuck me right?
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u/EuisVS 1d ago
No! Change it. Stop celebrating Columbus. Them exercising a woke policy to own the libs is producing results. We already having them driving electric cars.
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u/Ok_Brush_1399 1d ago
Didn’t they get all pouty about Columbus Day being called indigenous peoples’ day? Maybe we should applaud her for realizing Columbus was a bad guy because of all the slave trade and genocide.
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u/Wolf_Hreda 1d ago
This is exactly what I expect from a woman who failed her GED test three times before miraculously passing on the fourth. Likely with bruised knees.
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u/der-wischmop 1d ago
She probably wouldn't even know who Columbus was.
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u/Mega-Pints 1d ago
Sure, she has. I am sure I heard her declare "In 1992 Columbus sailed the ocean blue"
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u/bardicjourney 1d ago
"I would caution my colleagues from making jokes, because Elon says comedy is legal now"
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u/imacmadman22 1d ago
People often joke about others being dropped on their heads as a babies,
I’m thinking she was dropped on her head as a baby multiple times
Unbelievable.
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u/avid-shtf 1d ago
They cling so hard to identity politics because they lack any true character, integrity, substance, and sense of civic responsibility.
Going on about bathroom politics, border invasion, and nationalism is what keeps their base engaged. They can’t possibly act on anything that will make our country better or safer because that’s not what will grab the short, angry attention span of their constituents.
It’s a sad but honest reality we have to face. Unless the rest of the registered voters decide to do their part, this is what we will experience.
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u/718_chocolate 1d ago
At that point, someone has to sacrifice decorum and just yell out "It's named after Christopher Columbus, dumbass!"
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u/mywordswillgowithyou 1d ago
I’m glad she is working on very important projects. That will definitely help the struggling people. Thanks Laura!
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u/henrythorough 1d ago
I always thought it was referring to the goddess of liberty, Columbia.
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u/DisasterTraining5861 1d ago
It’s interesting to me how they are aware of how ridiculous and unjust they are because they use these things as threats.
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u/DavidJonnsJewellery 1d ago
She does know there's this thing called Google. You can type anything you want into it, and information just pours out. She might want to check it out
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u/spatuladracula 1d ago
They could name it Trump Land and I wouldn't give a fuck as long as they also give it statehood.
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u/FlaviusStilicho 1d ago
Well Indirectly names after Chris C. The term Columbia was a poetic name for the United States in the 18th century
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u/dundunitagn 1d ago
So she didn't follow this through. Washington DA would be a little on the nose, even with her still in office.
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u/racqueteer 1d ago
This is actually great, since Chris Columbus was a horrible, cruel person. I'm all for renaming it for Amerigo Vespucci!
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u/andrew6197 1d ago
wtf is renaming a district going to do for the people, economy, jobs, or nations growth??
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u/Fadamsmithflyertalk 1d ago
If we wanted advice on jerking off people then we would ask for her opinion.
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u/Content-Airline2580 1d ago
This is the same individual that got a GED probably right before her name was able to be put on the ballot if I’m not mistaken either way, she literally has a GED certificate. No college credits, no certification, just a GED.
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u/CoinsForCharon 1d ago
Quick race by all the reps to change their own state name to America first. Or at least East America if a nearby state beats then to it
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u/jasonsimonds79 1d ago
She is a moron in not understanding the difference but I do agree DC should be changed. Columbus was a terrible person who killed tens of thousands, enslaved thousands, stole land from these same native American and Hispanic island natives and all to claim their gold and land he thought had gold on it so that he could be famous in the eyes of the royalty of Spain. He should not have a name in our capital.
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u/Trubtheturtle 1d ago
Other reps just need to start dropping the Billy Madison line on this idiot after every time she opens her mouth.
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u/serious_putty 1d ago
It’s actually named after a female personification of America https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbia_(personification)
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u/Worst_Comment_Evar 1d ago
Doing the people's work. I stay up late at night, often times, wondering why we don't arbitrarily change the names of things. We've solved poverty, racism and live in a pristine equal society which means it only makes sense we change names. New Mexico? Hell no. New America. South Dakota? Nope, South America. . .wait.
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u/OnlyFiveLives 1d ago
I REALLY wouldn't be a good politician because literally every time she opens her stupid ass mouth I'd mock her publicly. Like EXCUSE ME EVERYONE...EXCUSE ME...BUT GRANDMA BOEBERT HAS THE FLOOR...FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW HER SON KNOCKED UP A 15 YEAR OLD GIRL...OKAY GRANDMA PLEASE CONTINUE
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u/TheMooseIsBlue 1d ago
How is this a murder? She might even know this fact, but it just doesn’t matter. They would rename the United States of America as the United States of Trump if they thought it would piss off liberals.
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u/No_Arugula8915 1d ago
How many tries did the highschool dropout take to get her GED? Listening to her speak, I can only imagine she passed by a single point. What. An. Idiot.
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u/WilliamJamesMyers 1d ago
dont they know all names change back the day after they leave office? OR do they want liberals naming stuff next... idiots inviting this game, although Gulf of LGBTQ+ does have a particular ring to it...
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u/ScubaGator88 1d ago
There are plenty of reasons to call this woman stupid. Aside from her generally hate Phil bullshit she only has a superficial understanding of government function at best and loves to rally against government being too expensive while enjoying every little fruit of her office. But nothing is more telling to me that this woman is useless much like many of her comrades on that side of the aisle that this is the kind of bullshit she gets to spend time filling her mind with. I would wager that not a single person outside of their weird little "we are pro-America but we hate everything about America" clique has ever given even a passing thought to the names of the Gulf of Mexico, Washington DC, or places like Denali as sources of national pride that need to be renamed.
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u/pip_goes_pop 1d ago
Can someone explain to me how this dumb, evil piece of trash keeps getting elected? Seriously, I’m not American and it’s just mind boggling.
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u/btsalamander 1d ago
I want to send this dumb broad an email thanking her for the decision to rename DC and I don’t think we should be celebrating a colonizing piece of shit.
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u/BronzHamster 1d ago
When I see things like that. It helps keep me sane to believe that they are just really sarcastic jokesters
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u/ahuramazdobbs19 1d ago
Like, OK. Go ahead. Change the name.
What you don't get is that we, as a country, have full legal possession of the District of Columbia and can, in fact, change the name with no legal consequences. We can say "We are now calling the federal district that contains the United States capital the District of America. Please make sure this is updated properly in your records so that there is no problem with postal or other communications".
Whereas we do NOT have full legal possession of the Gulf of Mexico and cannot, unilaterally, change the name and expect everyone else to just accept it.
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u/SecretPrinciple8708 1d ago
The article image makes it look like Tricky Bobby has a case of the fart needles.
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u/PrimaryMuscle1306 1d ago
Explain to me how this would make the average Americans lives better there Handjob Betty.
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u/SailingSpark 1d ago
and DC is not named after Christopher Columbus, but after Lady Columbia, the personification of the Americas
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u/nightox79 1d ago
Also I have no problem with Congress renaming the District of Columbia. It’s a us owned area, they can name it what the us wants. The Gulf of Mexico is international.
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u/Chewbuddy13 1d ago
Why stop there? District of America isnt American enough. Now it's America America America. It sits between the great states of America, and America, near the America river and American Ocean is not too far away.
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u/slaptastic-soot 1d ago
Such s troll. The Republicans are all giddy--look at us, incompetent, stupid, making things! 😝
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u/demisemihemiwit 1d ago
"I would caution you from making jokes about the stupid things I've done because next up I may do something stupider!"
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u/Kerensky97 1d ago
They were dumb enough to think the Gulf of Mexico was named after Mexico so why wouldn't they be dumb enough to believe that?
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u/Wild-End-219 1d ago
Raise your hands if you’re cool with removing Cristopher Columbus from our state/city/ect names? Like I think district of America sounds dumb but I’m not a fan of that Columbus fellow.
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u/Ok-Significance-7016 1d ago
I call what Lauren Boebert exhibits “confident stupidity”. She’s stupid and she’s confident showing it. Same for MTG.