r/Weird • u/RaccoonGangg • 1d ago
Keep finding my bedsheets stained with green little dots
i’ve been trying to find the answer for this for years. 1. I’m the only person who sleeps in this bed 2. I don’t eat or drink anything in my bedroom 3. I don’t have hair that is dyed or dyed green
I’ve also had these same exact splotches show up blue before too
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u/s73v3m4nn 1d ago
Do you come into contact with anything remotely green, bronze or copper, or maybe some fluff from a garment that's leeching dye after contacting perfume/aftershave?
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u/RaccoonGangg 1d ago
No, i don’t wear anything metal going to bed at all. Everything else on my bed is not colored green at all. .i also don’t have any Pajama wear that is green
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u/s73v3m4nn 1d ago
If you do ever find out, let us know cos it's driving me nuts now
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u/smittywrbermanjensen 1d ago
What about your laundry detergent? If it’s blue/green liquid and you’re pouring it into the washer it can splatter and stain fabrics
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u/catfroman 20h ago
Always near the head or neck though. Unless OP is bundling the sheet and tossing it into the washer the same way and pouring detergent the same way every time, it wouldn’t be in a consistent location.
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u/Shirowoh 1d ago
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u/tellmetheteruth 21h ago
They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! OH MY GOOODDD!
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u/problematicgecko 1d ago
I’d try my luck and post this in r/whatisthisthing the ppl in that sub can identify anything
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u/gordonfreeman_1 12h ago
The only serious answer I've seen on this thread so far. Thanks for actually being helpful.
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u/RaccoonGangg 1d ago
Also, i checked the underside of my sheets and there is nothing there. I have a plain white mattress protector under there. Nothing that would cause green
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u/madhadder14 1d ago
Ok this happened to me when my bf at the time had just got allergy testing. Anyone in your life got allergies 🤣
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u/RaccoonGangg 1d ago
I don’t have any really relevant allergies besides some grasses and trees
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u/TaftYouOldDog 11h ago
It's those grasses and trees making their move.
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u/FragrantImposter 23h ago
How long have you had your pillows? Do you ever run them through the dryer? Pillows tend to be host to a lot of teeny tiny bugs, and they can leave stains - especially on white sheets.
That being said, if your cat walks on your pillows and leaves dried residue from the litter box, warmth and moisture from you sleeping on it could also give blue/ green stains, depending on ph.
There are some body things that can tint your sweat, but that's easy enough to test with white kleenex.
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u/Accomplished_Note_81 1d ago
You are sweating mint chocolate chip ice cream while sleeping
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u/BombTheDodongos 1d ago
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
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u/KingKelevra 1d ago
NO I WILL NOT MAKEOUT WITH YOU!
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u/ComprehensiveCat754 1d ago
Stop looking at me, swan!
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u/FirstPrizeChisel 1d ago
That's quacktastic
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u/MattBluntson 1d ago
You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants!
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u/I_Luv_Adobo 1d ago
If pissin' your pants is cool, then call me Miles Davis!
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u/KookieKarnival 1d ago
I'll tell you who ate all those lunches! That damn sasquatch!
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u/def_tom 1d ago
Leprechaun cumstains
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u/nline23 1d ago
Solved.
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u/WampaStompa64 1d ago
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u/ProudDudeistPriest 1d ago
All y'all seen the leprechaun let me hear you say yaaaahhhhh!
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u/Quick-Discussion2328 1d ago
sulfhemoglobinemia maybe, looks like green blood stains, most likely from spots or scratches. The green could be caused by some sulphurous medications or excessive consumption of nitrogenous vegetable: spinach, etc .
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u/sohardtopickagoodone 1d ago
Okay Dr. House
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u/BombTheDodongos 1d ago
So it’s not lupus then?
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u/Quick-Discussion2328 1d ago
Ah, just re-read, and noticed the spots also being blue. So most likely this, fairly certain. Go see a dr please
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u/Quick-Discussion2328 1d ago
And you've been using minoxidil. Absolutely this then. I'm like 90% it's. Stop using the minoxidil.
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u/RaccoonGangg 1d ago
This has been happening for years on and off though. I’ve also donated blood, if it can be detected in the blood
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u/RaccoonGangg 1d ago
Also there’s no green stains on my sheets. i have a white matress cover below and there are zero stain on it. if it was blood i think it would show up on that. I also do not eat an excessive amount of veggies
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u/apothekari 1d ago
What are the chances of a pen or colored.pencil or similar being left in a shirt pocket or pair of pants and laundered or dried in the dryer with sheets.
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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 1d ago
Its not vegetables or minoxidil. Neither will turn your blood green.
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u/Quick-Discussion2328 1d ago
It's not normally screened for in a regular blood test. Maybe ask for one specifically and show your Dr the pictures you posted here.
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u/talashrrg 1d ago
I think if their blood was making these stains it’d be readily apparent when they donated blood.
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u/Particular_Ticket_85 1d ago
it’s gotta be something from the cat man
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u/DeirdreTheMad19 21h ago edited 18h ago
Does the cat man have a catchy song like the Dirt Man?
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u/kendrahawk 20h ago
That's my guess too. every now and then the cat will get into something blue or green and get upset and just rub it on OPs pillow to get it off itself. Looks like claw marks to me. Could be the cat eating tidepods then rubbing his teeth/claws clean where he's always done before
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u/OkWeb1891 1d ago
Could it be left over laundry detergent?
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u/Far-Second-8389 23h ago
This was my thought as well. Detergent just not getting rinsed properly in the wash maybe
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u/Pheighthe 23h ago edited 23h ago
It's the pine litter.
What does it mean when cat litter turns green?
One thing I wanted to mention because I'm not sure people know, but blue-green indicates normal urine. If you don't mix the litter every time you scoop you will accumulate blue-green litter at the bottom that has strong ammonia odor. If you mix it the pee will dissipate and you will have less smell.
Your cat is getting on your bed, either when you are there or when you're out. If you don't normally let your cat in the bed, then you must not pull the comforter up over the pillow when you make the bed and leave for work, because the cat is accessing the head/pillow area of the bed while you're not home.
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u/Old-Aardvark-9446 11h ago
Cracked wide open. I am also in support of this theory. 👏 Bravo Internet person.
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u/Risky_Bizniss 1d ago
This might be a longshot, but do you eat a lot of those tiny, dot shaped sprinkles? My 2 year old does, and these stains look like what happens to his sheets when there are hidden blue and green sprinkles in his clothes or hair.
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u/ILiKChees 21h ago
Surprise twist is we find out OP is just a messy fuck that spreads dot sprinkles everywhere
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u/ArtBear1212 1d ago
Are you Vulcan?
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u/RaccoonGangg 1d ago
honestly debating it rn
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u/serendipitousevent 19h ago
If you were Vulcan there would be no debate. It'd be a matter of pure logic.
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u/cursedmay 1d ago
reading the comments is like fuckin Akinator shit, everyone is trying to discover and nothing ABSOLUTE nothing is the answer dude. I'm curious af
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u/RaccoonGangg 1d ago
I knew reddit was a long shot, but i wouldn’t be here if i couldn’t find anything else on the internet
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u/TarantulaCaptain 1d ago
Cat litter
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u/pizzaduh 21h ago
I second this. When I saw cat in thought litter as well. My dad buys a litter that has those odor crystal things in it, and I could see the cat shaking some off on his bed and him getting them wet via body heat or sweat etc.
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u/Mu5hroomHead 13h ago
Third this. It seems like the only logical answer. OP, does your cat litter have green beads/crystals in it?
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u/Mental-Language-6699 1d ago
One of these two possibilities?
Fungal/Bacterial Reaction with Sweat – Certain microorganisms can cause colored sweat in rare cases (chromhidrosis).
Pseudomonas Bacteria – This bacteria can produce green pigments and can appear on moist surfaces like wet laundry or bedding.
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u/Pterodxctyl 1d ago
Are those little punctures in the center of the green splotches? If so, my guess is they're from your cat kneading the sheets, and something from the cat's paws is leaving behind traces of green/blue. Does the cat also have a greenish blanket or cushion it likes to knead?
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u/SeeYouNextTuess 22h ago
Hey, check out this comment about chromhidrosis, seems really likely given the similarities in descriptions
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u/s73v3m4nn 1d ago
In relation to your body, where do they appear? Shoulders, knees etc
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u/RaccoonGangg 1d ago
Back/neck/head area
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u/Whosthatgirllllll 1d ago
Do you happen to have a tree of any kind where you frequently stand or park your car? Maybe at work or home? And maybe the tree is dropping seeds or flowers or something? Just a thought since no one can seem to get to the bottom of this and since you did say it was near your head area
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u/totterdownanian 23h ago
Since you've eliminated pretty much every other possibility, it really points towards skin bacteria, probably one called Pseudomonas aeruginosa. Basically, it's bacteria that lives on skin and makes a blue green pigment. When you sweat, especially around your head and neck at night, the pigment mixes in and stains the sheets green. The scientific term is Chromhidrosis. It's typically harmless when it's just causing coloured sweat, more weird and annoying than actually dangerous. Your best move is still to see a doctor or dermatologist to get it properly checked out and confirmed. Telling them you suspect chromhidrosis or Pseudomonas might speed things up. While you wait, you could maybe try using an antibacterial soap just on your neck and back area, qnd definitely keep washing those sheets in hot water and make sure they get totally dry.
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u/RaccoonGangg 23h ago
I'm actually seeing a dermatologist in a couple of weeks so i'll be sure to mention it to her
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u/SellReasonable6367 1d ago
Did you eat green sprinkle cookies in bed?
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u/Risky_Bizniss 1d ago
My guess is also sprinkles
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u/ILiKChees 21h ago
We have concluded with some certainty that it must be sprinkles
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u/cagingthing 21h ago
Op’s silence on the matter is further evidence of The Green Sprinkle Theory
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u/The_Silent_Tortoise 1d ago
Do you live in an apartment or dorm? Rodenticide is usually dyed green, sometimes blue, and turns rodent poop this exact color. It's also water soluble, so it'll stain. The blobs look very similar to mouse droppings, and are obviously the origin of the green dye.
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u/tsukuyomidreams 1d ago
Do you have a cat? The smell crystals from litter?
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u/RaccoonGangg 1d ago
Yes, the liter we use those is those big pine pellet things though
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u/pineapplewin 1d ago
Do you have any colouration in your washing powder, evening hygiene routine, hair products, hobby materials that are aerosol or powdered?
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u/RaccoonGangg 1d ago
Not can i think of, plus i don’t think i’ve used any product long enough for it to last for years.
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u/Sea_Lemon_78 1d ago
This happened to me for SO long except my chicken breasts were all “green”…. I guess there was food coloring that spilled in my spice cabinet and ended up on the bottom of a big salt shaker. Every time I cooked, I would put it down and one thing would touch another and bam, green chicken.
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u/PansexualPineapples 1d ago
I keep bugs for feeding my turtles and this looks exactly like their poop.
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u/ScarcityRepulsive710 1d ago
Cockroach poop or bugs. You might not get bitten but there's micro bugs that get in and crawl and stuff. Had this happen to me I changed everything (now I have green hair so fml I guess! Green everything!) maybe bug bomb the house and see
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u/obithadog 1d ago
Do you have a desk close to the bed? Could be ink splatter from shaking a pen/marker/highlighter?
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u/RaccoonGangg 1d ago
Yes, but i don’t have any green pens / markers
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u/obithadog 1d ago
You mentioned these have shown up blue before - any blue pens / markers? Depending on the ink, if could also appear green as it dries and also wicks into the fabric spreads out thinner
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u/RaccoonGangg 1d ago
No, i only have pencils or black colored pens
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u/Korsola 1d ago
Some black inks aren't true black and will bleed out blue or green hues, especially if they are water soluble. You'd have to check your pens and see if the ink composition is similar to the stains.
This is a sample comparison of some black inks: https://imgur.com/a/zXVBe7j
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u/obithadog 1d ago
Would be a quick test - just shake them over a piece of paper and see if any ink splatters!
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u/golbez9 23h ago
Chromhidrosis? Do the stains fade or do they turn brown after awhile?
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u/dominia12 23h ago edited 23h ago
Do you wear glasses? One metal area on my glasses (that touch the nose) keeps getting green coating/patina/corrosion. I can't keep up with cleaning it. It is gathering so fast. My napkin for wiping glasses has those exact green stains! Similar thing is happening with my cheap-metal necklace chain - after a long day of wearing it I have the green line on the back of my neck because of sweat. Those two things sometimes make green stains on my tshirts/pillow. So maybe if not those then corrosion of some metal objects you have/use near your bed? Try examining metal things in your room if they are covered in something dirty - TV remote, zips, fancy bookmarks, batteries, phone case, lamps, phone charger
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u/KermodesMassiveHands 1d ago edited 17h ago
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