r/mildlyinfuriating • u/derek4reals1 • 22h ago
Overdone The parking job wasn't the part
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u/Nest1ng_Doll 22h ago
The entitlement!!
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u/HankThrill69420 21h ago
dude really had himself a little rummage around his car, checked his hair in the mirror, wrote a novel, and brought democracy to north korea before leaving
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u/fr0st 21h ago
The guy apparently can't read a "no parking" sign. Bold of you to assume he can write.
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u/84theone 20h ago
The state of internet discourse is evidence that people that can’t read are still capable of writing.
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u/fr0st 20h ago
That's true he was probably in his car texting for 30 seconds before driving off.
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u/Nevermore_Novelist 9h ago
It's a speak-to-type app on his phone. The only reason it's taking so long is because his dentures don't fit properly and he makes an awful mush of most of his consonants. Turns into one big vowel movement.
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u/rexeditrex 21h ago
This why they used to have cow catchers. Move that car up on to the sidewalk. Violently.
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u/FamineArcher 19h ago
Plot twist: the guy who moved the car wasn’t the owner and he took so long because he was hot wiring the car
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u/Tak-Hendrix 22h ago
Do these trains not have horns? Engineer should have just held that shit down the second this guy started taking his time to walk to his car.
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u/Apprehensive_Win_203 21h ago
That just punishes everyone who lives in the area and has to listen to the horn. The driver should pay a heavy fine
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u/GoldberryoTulgeyWood 21h ago
Why not both?
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u/wolfy994 21h ago
They explained it. The driver is in a fairly sound-proof booth. Everyone else in the area isn't.
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u/Pretend-Region1285 13h ago
His booth is sound proof? That doesn't sound safe or make sense
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u/Tak-Hendrix 21h ago
It would only be for a couple minutes. I think the driver should be shamed and heavily fined.
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u/rixilef 20h ago
Depends where it is. The do have bells in Czechia and they are pretty loud.
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u/No-Article-Particle 3h ago
Dude in Czechia, the tram drivers fucking hammer that bell button as soon as you as much as hint at taking 0.2s longer than what they deem acceptable.
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u/WhyAmIpOOping 15h ago
They do. All of the time lay on the horn. I know that train and location. South Waterfront Portland Oregon. I hear it regularly.
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u/oy_says_ake 21h ago
They should have gotten everyone off the tram and flipped the dirtbag’s car upside down onto the sidewalk.
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u/ReplacementWise6878 22h ago
Should’ve called the police as soon as you saw the car
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u/Solid-Search-3341 21h ago
I grew up in a medium size town with tramway lines. I only saw a car parked in a way that was impeding the tram once, and the situation was solved in what I thought was the best way possible. Four rugby player looking dudes (south of France, they have a distinctive look and attitude) asked the tram driver to let them off. Once outside, they just went over to the car and tipped it on its side. I can only imagine the face of the asshole when they came back to their car flipped over.
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u/Silly-Power 21h ago
I wish the passengers had all piled out and pushed the car out of the way. Or perhaps accidentally tipped it over.
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u/groberschnitzer 21h ago
Right around the corner where i live, the tram is getting blocked every few weeks (because the street is narrow and the cars get bigger every year). It takes just minutes until somebody from the tram company arrives to write a notice to the police. And of the driver does not come back soon, the car will be towed away quite soon after. Blocking rail traffic is quite serious here.
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u/bun-Mulberry-2493 22h ago
Don't the trams have right of way!, in which case plough into the unless shit.
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u/BromineFromine 22h ago
Nah that's gonna damage the tram. Better to confiscate the car and throw the guy in jail one week for every person who was delayed
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u/Its0nlyRocketScience 22h ago
Get a cow catcher and plow through!
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u/IAmBecomeDeath_AMA 19h ago
It should be policy to damage the car.
If there’s no cow catcher then give the driver a sledge hammer! Break some glass and bust up some body panels!
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u/Apprehensive_Map64 21h ago
You seen compilation vids of tram drivers? It seems they ram shit all the time. Pretty sure it wouldn't damage it. The driver is just being nice.
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u/heansepricis 14h ago
I operate light rail and had a car plow in to me full tilt when i had the right of way. The only thing i felt was me hitting the track brake. We don’t even have seatbelts because the train always wins.
The car looked like an accordion and the train just needed it’s s skirt (bumper) replaced.
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u/bun-Mulberry-2493 22h ago
In which case I could never be a tram driver.
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u/BromineFromine 22h ago
Just wait a little and wreck their life even more, it's called delayed gratification and I don't practice it either
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u/Shinigami4238 21h ago
Pretty sure that would damage the tram, which would cause them to have to shut it down longer while they shuttle everyone to their destination.
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u/Chimaerogriff 20h ago
Bad tram then. In my hometown, opening your car door so that it interferes with the tram will give you an unhinged and damaged car door and a perfectly fine tram.
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u/Shinigami4238 20h ago
This is one of the rear quarter panels, a better chance of hitting the more durable frame. It also looks like it's angled to scrape down the side of the tram, which could break the glass on the tram doors. That area may even have a rule for their drivers to stop for any obstruction if able to avoid damages that could cause shutdowns of a line.
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u/rusty1066 22h ago
Would be a shame if that midsize were turned into a subcompact…
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u/Hetnikik 20h ago
Reason 563 that I should never be allowed to drive a tram: I would have used the train to push the car out of the way.
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u/TootsNYC 19h ago
Me too..
At the very least, I'd have pulled up a lot closer, just to see if I could squeeze by, at the very least. And to look threatening when he came back.
happy cake day
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u/Theworker82 21h ago
this asshole making everyone wait because he can't be bothered, is more then just mildly infuriating.
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u/DudesSter69 14h ago
Never seen the top of those trains before. Also… don’t these trains have a horn? Would have been SCREAMING via the horn at the car.
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u/_Synt3rax 21h ago
Should lose the right to ever drive again. But we all know that wont happend and this Dickhead will do it again. After getting in and not moving after 10 Seconds you should be allowed to throw him out of his shitty Car and move it yourself.
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u/TanTone4994 18h ago
I can not stand people oblivious to anything around them...
Usually .on the phone
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u/Tancant 20h ago
Seems like really bad idea to allow parking there in the first place.
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u/Scribe-Eros 17h ago
This looks like Portland, OR, where I live, and I’m here to tell you it is easy to park in those spots without going over the line.
If you look closely, that guy is 18-24” away from the curb. I have a Dodge Ram that I occasionally have to park downtown in side spots adjacent to streetcar and MAX tracks, and it fits just fine. That guy just sucks at parking.
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u/Im_Dubaya 15h ago
Second, it definitely looks Portland, and yeah, those spots are like stupid spacious.
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u/Unhappy-Fox1017 19h ago
Good lord. Had me yelling at my phone saying “Fucking GOOOO!!! What’s taking so damn long? MOVE IT GUY!”
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u/kuemmel234 17h ago
I hate this sort of behavior, but I would love to have that sort of chill for certain situations.
What an asshole. hope they received a big fine.
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u/Onebraintwoheads 17h ago
My best buddy in college and I couldn't walk side by side down hallways; we were both into the strongman stuff. Man, it was fun to be out walking and have legit reason to move people's cars. Depended on the size, but if we both took an axle, we could get a shoulder down and push it sideways. Sometimes folks were blocked in when someone parallel parked too close, or city buses weren't able to proceed because a car was too far from the curb.
If we could get permission, we would. But in situations like this we'd grin like idiots and head out to move a car clear. Most anyone who watched was happy about it, so we never got into trouble. And it's not like we were trying to damage the car.
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u/MeekerCutiePie 12h ago
I imagine interfering with a city's transportation infrastructure is a crime? The police should have been waiting for them. The idea that you can block a train for 10 minutes and its totally fine is insane
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u/chessset5 8h ago
I personally vote for bumper guards. And allowing trams to ram the cars out the way
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u/Enough-Commission165 8h ago
Am a volunteer firefighter and we have been told if there ever is a vehicle blocking g a hydrant or our way to a building put our front bumper against there back bumper and push it out of the way. Have never had to do this but one day with the stupid parking it's bound to happen one day.
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u/clearly_not_an_alt 6h ago
They need to add a cow catcher to the front of these trains and just smash through idiots like this.
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u/Inkobater 21h ago
Street cars should have cow catchers like old locomotives. You parked erroneously? Your vehicle is now totaled.
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u/elevenatx 19h ago
The city has some fault for this too. They need to extend that sidewalk or put up something so parking wouldn’t be possible in that corner.
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u/WisestAirBender 21h ago
Ok the car driver is a jerk obviously
But what is this parking spot and train line?? A car is over a couple of inches and the train can't pass?
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u/Scribe-Eros 17h ago
The car is 2 feet from the curb. He’s an idiot. It would have taken him 10 seconds to park properly but he couldn’t be bothered.
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u/HowieMandelEffect 21h ago
There are no rules in Portland. People park and leave their cars in the middle of the road while they run into the store.
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u/puredwige 20h ago
To be fair, the urban planner who painted this line in such a way that a car with a wheel one inch outside would block the tram did an awful job. If you design your streets under the assumption that none of the users will be stupid, then you are the most stupid of the bunch!
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u/ManateeNipples 21h ago
Omg this just gave me a visceral reaction, I actually feel panicky just thinking about doing something like this 😅
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u/Bulliwyf 20h ago
Tow trucks near tracks to scoop up the idiots or cow catchers on the trains to just smash them out of the way.
/s but only a hair of it
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u/Unpopanon 15h ago
Make a wall of shame. If a tram is delayed ten times from a certain parking spot, eliminate the spot and list the names of the drivers responsible for it.
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u/LorenzoBargioni 13h ago
Many years ago I saw this happen in Turin. The tram passengers got out and rolled the car over
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u/CookieWifeCookieKids 12h ago
Buddy just sat there recording. How about you call the cops? Would make for a much better video since thats all he was clearly after.
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u/Competitive-Ebb3816 10h ago
That would get your car towed in a hot second in San Francisco. Or rammed.
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u/MeLikaDoTheChaCha 9h ago
If i was that train conductor I would no longer be employed because I wouldn't have stopped at all.
The restraint on that person is too damn high. They deserve a medal
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u/Bee_kind_rewind 9h ago
Honestly this tram driver is extremely patient if it was in NYC they would have been making so much noise and that car would have been completely destroyed in those 10 minutes by angry commuters and most likely the side of the tram when the conductor just gave up waiting.
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u/MrNakedPanda 7h ago
Install a 100$ length of tube steel on the front of the train and give them authority to ram cars out of the way. After a week it’ll never happen again
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u/MiIllIin 36m ago
My mom was in out city shopping and noticed a tram commotion, just like this. She walks by not paying much attention to it before seeing that the car that lets the trams pile up behind it belongs to my aunt/her sister 🙄
This was pre mobile phones so she ran from store to store nearby and fucking yelled at the top of her lungs for her, she‘s nowhere to be found…
My mom out of desperation asks if the by standing men couldnt just… lift the car up? and move it a couple cm, which they actually did!
Trams could continue their ride thankfully and after a while my aunt strolls back to her car with the yarn she wanted to get only to get the yelling of her life from my mom
If it weren't so infuriating it would honestly be quite impressive how fucking stupid people (or at least this person AND my aunt) can be
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u/Le_DumAss 19h ago
Who designed this garbage ???? They left themselves 3 inches ? And trusting people to park PERFECTLY? Morons
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u/EpicCyclops 17h ago
The tram tracks in Portland were installed way after the rest of the street was and maintaining street parking was a huge point of emphasis of the people when the tracks were installed. Those tram tracks are also a live traffic lane in most of the city, so not only is that person parked on the tracks, but they are also sticking out into a lane of traffic making people have to move over and potentially encroach on the other lane when driving.
That car is way more than 3 inches over the white line. Their entire rear tire and taillight is over the line. Every other car on the block was able to parallel park with like 6 inches to spare between themselves and the line. Space is at a premium in the urban core of major cities, so tight parking situations are too be expected. I've been in the area where this is a lot in Portland, and this is not even close to being the tightest parking in the city.
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u/ghost_zuero 21h ago
Blocking the train? Yeah agreed
Blocking the building entry? That's just stupid, it's not blocking anything
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u/comFive 21h ago
Oh thank god. I thought it was only Toronto drivers that were this selfishly brain-dead.
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u/VisibleCoat995 19h ago
I would bet real money he doesn’t even make a connection between the stopped streetcar and himself. That oblivious and up his own ass.
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u/unomas49 19h ago
It really infuriated me, I don't understand how there are people with so much patience, I would have punched it so hard that it would have gone from first gear to fifth gear in 0.5 seconds...
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u/Skye_hai_bai 19h ago
Good ol south waterfront!! Driving down there is hell because people do not know how to park x.x
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u/UnderstandingFit8324 19h ago
Bet the delay was the fucker getting some sort of social media content: "tfw you're an absolute tool #yolo" type stuff
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u/BOGMTL 22h ago
There should be a camera on the front of the tram that reads the plate. For every minute that the tram is stuck because of the vehicle, it adds to the fine that’s automatically sent to the vehicle owner. The video is stored so if the driver disputes it, the evidence is available to the transit operator.